Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Dominicus;35370053]Or just go to goddamned toilet other than the one in your bathroom...[/QUOTE] How does this change [I]anything[/I]?

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35373901]I'll talk to you on steam if it helps.[/QUOTE] I'm going to call this guy chatty cathy from now on

Every day I feel like I'm becoming more and more like an existential nihilist.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374239]Wasn't allowed to listen to Pink Floyd growing up, dude.[/QUOTE] Why

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35373975]Bitch, please. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Ubermunchkin_1332772606.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I loved Stunt Rally but then I realized the cars basically drive themselves, and then I was sad :(

D'aaaw those lego games :3:

But creating maps was cool [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] My merge has been broken

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374399]Stepfather's rules. Hnnnnnnnnngh. "Those songs are too suggestive. Listen to new country songs instead!" I fucking hate country music.[/QUOTE] Holy Fuck, what an idiot. It's like he's TRYING to be a moron.

[QUOTE=joshjet;35373244]I wish I had your shirt. I only have generic hunting shit and my 3 work shirts. [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] Call her. Do it.[/QUOTE] I don't have her number.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374399]Stepfather's rules. Hnnnnnnnnngh. "Those songs are too suggestive. Listen to new country songs instead!" I fucking hate country music.[/QUOTE] Is he, like, monitoring everything you do? Or are you not using headphones?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35372684]So I was cleaning my room when I found this: [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/Mk6Wj4.jpg[/img] Does it work on Windows 7? If so, I'll play the shit out of it.[/QUOTE] I've got [i]Rock Raiders[/i], [i]Age of Mythology[/i], [i]Croc 1[/i] & [i]Croc 2[/i], [i]Lego Island[/i] and [i]Spyro: Year of the Dragon[/i] in my attic.

I got rock raiders and installed it, the controls didn't work at all, and the guys wouldn't move at all :saddowns: [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/VamHn.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/neQgO.png[/img] hello everyone

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374819]Some girl was giving me and my friend shit for liking The Beatles over One Direction. "One Direction did a better job with all you need is love. i mean the beatles used trumpets and stuff like who uses those anymore? XD" Yeah, like, who uses TRUMPETS anymore? Goddammit[/QUOTE] one of my favorite substitute teachers in elementary was south african and played a mean trumpet. He was fucking good at playing it

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374819]Some girl was giving me and my friend shit for liking The Beatles over One Direction. "One Direction did a better job with all you need is love. i mean the beatles used trumpets and stuff like who uses those anymore? XD" Yeah, like, who uses TRUMPETS anymore? [/QUOTE] Alestorm use trumpets make him walk the fucking plank

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374891]Just tried whiskey for the first time. How do people get addicted to this shit, it's fucking gross.[/QUOTE] I actually like it I hate vodka though

When you have a boner when pissing. For 1, It's hard as shit to aim. 2, I can barely piss when having a boner because it just presses on my urine thingie (jesus I hate forgetting words). And when I piss it's the best feeling ever, Bad thing is that it doesn't last long. Takes so long to pee and you have barely any piss in you...

it's strong, most young people aren't used to such a strong taste, thats why you think its bad. if you were used to it, you'd probably like it more. also, how much did you drink? and was it your first time drinking alcohol?

Writing this in notepad since there is no Internet here. :| In the car I asked my mom what we'll do tomorrow, she said we'll go to church and talk to my aunt and such.. Why the hell does she keep ignoring me and trying to force me to church all the time? I can tolerate traditions, and go to church like 2-3 times a tear, but on a fucking regular Sunday? No. Don't try to force me to church, I don't believe it at all and it's all a big waste of time for me. /Mom saying stuff about her contacting my real dad, sending him pictures about me and saying stuff about me. Sounds,fine, but MY MOM DIDN'T TELL ME AT FUCKING ALL, EVER. Apparently she's been doing it for a couple of years now, WTF. Currently the connection to the only three Wi-FI hotspots are on 1 bar. ;_; The one I used ~1-2 years ago from a friend of my mother's doesn't seem to be here anymore. Also, lack of plugs for power. Currently the only place for power is in the kitchen, or in another room with my handicapped "mom's sister". I'm sad writing this, I'm so bored.. Been doing absolutely nothing all day long. Could even do some homework if we had Internet here. HOLY FUCK, found a free hotspot, but it's some special "FON" hotspot you have to pay for, it has a 10 minute trial, though.. Sigh.

these people [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28591597/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.png[/img]

its not that bad [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] trust me I'm 100% scottish

How I very rarely get to eat buffalo wings, and if you know me well, you know that I really really love fucking buffalo wings.

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35375159]its not that bad [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] trust me I'm 100% scottish[/QUOTE] But Scots are born with alcohol in their blood anyway. What about people who aren't?

[QUOTE=Crash15;35374657][img]http://i.imgur.com/VamHn.png[/img] [/QUOTE] Fuck yeah. I remember playing the first one in school.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374891]Just tried whiskey for the first time. How do people get addicted to this shit, it's fucking gross.[/QUOTE] My grandfather allowed me some a while back. Quite bitter, but I liked it for that. [editline]s[/editline] Should I expect Irish stereotype jokes for that?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375212]He doesn't allow me to use headphones.[/QUOTE] what in the fuck

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375212]He doesn't allow me to use headphones.[/QUOTE] Ass [B]HOLE[/B]. Headphones are the epitome of the most perfect thing ever. You can't hear their stupid shit, and they can't hear yours. Peace. Bonus points if your headphones have a microphone so you can lower your voice to a whisper.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35371526]Are there any fellow film-makers in here? If so, does anyone know how to make a squib? If you're not familiar with the term, it's the shot of blood that shoots out of someone when they get shot/cut/whatever. I need a couple for 2 shots in my movie. One of them is a gunshot and the other is someone's head getting bashed in with a hammer.[/QUOTE] Bag of jelly and a firecracker. Or, just shoot them with an airsoft gun right in the jelly bag.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375139]I don't know if I can do this. What does it feel like to be drunk?[/QUOTE] no, but really. you say stupid stuff, you can't concentrate, but as long as you don't drink too much (or think "god damn, something bad will happen"), nothing bad happens.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375212]He doesn't allow me to use headphones.[/QUOTE] Why

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375532]Because he wants to know what I'm doing at all times since he bought the laptop.[/QUOTE] You're 17, right? Only 1 year to go, you'll make it.