Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=NateDude;35375310]Ass [B]HOLE[/B]. Headphones are the epitome of the most perfect thing ever. You can't hear their stupid shit, and they can't hear yours. Peace. Bonus points if your headphones have a microphone so you can lower your voice to a whisper.[/QUOTE] I wear full-ear-covering headphones and I can still hear everything in the house with the door closed. But everyone still yells like I can't hear with them on.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375611]2 months, 11 days.[/QUOTE] Move out, and do w/e the fuck you want. Hell, even tell him that I said he can kiss my ass

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375761]Going to tell him to go fuck himself the day I leave. Fuck, I can't wait to get out of here.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, the time will come sooner than you think :d

I've been coughing a lot as a result of a really bad head-cold and for some reason I'm starting to taste blood. Fuck.

I can't wait for 8:00 PM. Party time, time to celebrate the first championship this school has ever won in Basketball.

I hate how people where I live think that they need to yell when they're sitting next to someone. And by "people where I live", I literally do mean almost everyone I've met around here throughout my life. Sometimes it feels like I was born in the wrong part of the US. I'm soft-spoken, I don't eat much, I'm a democrat, my accent is fairly minor (although I still hate it), I hate watching sports and Nascar, I don't like fried/barbeque chicken that much, I can't stand most country/pop/rap music, I don't like to drink beer, I like computers, and I'm a terrible mechanic. 99% of everyone I know is the [I]exact[/I] opposite. I think I'm going to move North ASAP. At least in New York my bad manners won't be seen as unusual. :v:

It hurts to breathe.

[QUOTE=kaine123;35376208]It hurts to breathe.[/QUOTE] Time to go to the doctor.

Sometimes I think people throw around the world "entitled" too much.

[QUOTE=little.sparrow;35376244]Sometimes I think people throw around the world "entitled" too much.[/QUOTE] You want to be able to not die and not go bankrupt at the same time? [B][I]SORRY YOU POOR ENTITLED SOCIALIST LAZY FATASS, GO TO CANADA.[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=kaine123;35376260]You want to be able to not die and not go bankrupt at the same time? [B][I]SORRY YOU POOR ENTITLED SOCIALIST LAZY FATASS, GO TO CANADA.[/I][/B][/QUOTE] Soviet version: You want to be able to not die and not go bankrupt at the same time? SORRY YOU POOR ENTITLED CAPITALIST LAZY FATASS, YOU MUST WORK FOR FOOD IN SOVIET RUSSIA. BACK TO UNITED STATES WITH YOU.

I get really mad whenever I download a soundtrack, and it comes in two or more separate folders and each track has some sort of numbering issue so they don't play in the correct order when I'm listening to them all. Seriously, how hard is it to make each one titled "Track 1, track 2, track 3, etc." all set for downloading instead of making me spend 10 minutes or more renaming them all so they play in the proper order?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35374819]Some girl was giving me and my friend shit for liking The Beatles over One Direction. "One Direction did a better job with all you need is love. i mean the beatles used trumpets and stuff like who uses those anymore? XD" Yeah, like, who uses TRUMPETS anymore? Goddammit Alright! 9,000 posts![/QUOTE] I still use a trumpet, I'll even get a picture of it. Show that bitch who's wrong.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35376320]I still use a trumpet, I'll even get a picture of it. Show that bitch who's wrong.[/QUOTE] The place where I live has a rather large number of jazz musicians who use brasswind instruments, too. And marching bands still use trumpets, obviously...

I don't want this on the internet anymore.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35376461]Flak is ugly but here, show her this. [t]http://puu.sh/njC0[/t] [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] Blacked my shelves off because there's stuff I don't want you guys to see.[/QUOTE] It's okay, dude. Everyone's got dragon dildos to hide. :v:

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35376560]It's okay, dude. Everyone's got dragon dildos to hide. :v:[/QUOTE] Nah, it's an obsession I've had since I was little and it involves collection stuff.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35375761]Going to tell him to go fuck himself the day I leave. Fuck, I can't wait to get out of here.[/QUOTE] You can do better than that. THIS is a good way to say goodbye: [img]http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/whatyoudointhestreetsp1.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35376603]You can do better than that. THIS is a good way to say goodbye: [img]http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/whatyoudointhestreetsp1.gif[/img][/QUOTE] What game would that be from? Looks pretty neat.

[QUOTE=Dominicus;35376743]What game would that be from? Looks pretty neat.[/QUOTE] Saints Row the Third.

Every time I close Firefox, it shows a brief frame of the last video I watched. Does anyone know how to stop this?

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35376749]Saints Row the Third.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35376806]Saints Row The Third. It's fucking ridiculous.[/QUOTE] So it is. I might give it a try.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35376806]Saints Row The Third. It's fucking ridiculous.[/QUOTE] I think I'm the only person who got bored of SR3 as soon as the main mission line ended. Although playing as a Russian chick with a crush on a black guy was priceless.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;35376895]I think I'm the only person who got bored of SR3 as soon as the main mission line ended. Although playing as a Russian chick with a crush on a black guy was priceless.[/QUOTE] I got bored after the main story too, but I thought that the time where I was entertained was extremely fun.

Someone I know just said that Pink Floyd was gay. I feel so bad that his brain is broken.

This just in from the field: People are different. They might not like the same things as you. So stop being a pretentious cunt and calling them stupid or saying they need to die. Seriously, it makes you look stupid.

I hate how thirsty lays make me. Oh also I made a porn fanfic about two of my friends and showed them because I'm a goofy bitch they both totally love it

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35377573]I hate how thirsty lays make me. Oh also I made a porn fanfic about two of my friends and showed them because I'm a goofy bitch they both totally love it[/QUOTE] Sandman, never include me in your writings again. :v:

Yeah this: [quote=Me]07:23 PM - Bran: jesus christ how horrifying[/quote] is a reaction of endearment.

[QUOTE=Quinnjdq;35377581]Sandman, never include me in your writings again. :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Stinky;35377583]Yeah this: is a reaction of endearment.[/QUOTE] Oh, you guys just love to flatter me with your praise~ <3