Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

how i suck at modeling :( [img]http://i.imgur.com/viTA2.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Crash15;35377599]how i suck at modeling :( [img]http://i.imgur.com/viTA2.png[/img][/QUOTE] Was that an attempt at a morning star?

thats a great coin-clock-mace you got there

its supposed to be a mace wepon for blockland :/

[QUOTE=ILY;35377616]Was that an attempt at a morning star?[/QUOTE] Looks like a guitar to me

[QUOTE=Crash15;35377627]its supposed to be a mace wepon for blockland :/[/QUOTE] Yeah, morning star It's a type of mace/flail

made some changes [img]http://i.imgur.com/57mmJ.png[/img] handle is larger and more cylindrical handle goes through "coin-clock"

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35377573]Oh also I made a porn fanfic about two of my friends and showed them because I'm a goofy bitch [/QUOTE] I am now questioning if I want to read it or not

[QUOTE=Cructo;35377702]You should totally show me this.[/QUOTE] It was a lonely night, and all was dark in the house. There was nobody around but one man. The man was named Bran. Tonight was his special night, where he was especially aroused. He thought of Quinn, and his erection became harder than it ever had before. A thick blue vein on his cock throbbed as he got harder and harder. He let the beast that his dick had become emerge from his pants, as he looked up an image of his beloved Quinn. He began wildly stroking his cock to the sweet face of the one he loved, thinking to himself that he wished he could tell Quinn his feelings, and become his cumslut. He began massaging his balls, fingers poking through the forest of pubic hair. He licked the sides of his face and imagined that it was Quinn doing it. Soon, he began to cum harder than he had ever cum before. It shot all over hix monitor, all over the picture of Quinn's sweet face. He looked at the picture of Quinn with cum on his face, and got hard again. He would then fap over and over all night to the picture of Quinn.

[QUOTE=Cructo;35377770]hot[/QUOTE] ~

[QUOTE=Cructo;35377770]hot[/QUOTE] I think I described bran's veiny cock and balls with more hair than a bear perfectly

I just noticed how the mace looks like a magic wand in the blockhead's hand :v:

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35377856]Thank God, I'm not in it.[/QUOTE] I get the feeling you're about to be raped by pirates :suicide:

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35377856]Thank God, I'm not in it.[/QUOTE] Filmslacker saw Sandman's erotic fanfiction of Bran and Quinn, and got a major hard-on. Not from the fic itself, although that certainly did help, but more from the thought of Sandman writing such a erotic fanfic. For he had had a long running crush on sandman, and wished that he and her were not separated by the rest of the U.S.A. He longed for her pansexual tranny cock, and to fulfill her many fetishes, even if it meant swallowing piss. He decided he could not hold back, even though he might get caught, and took out his rod. He began stroking it extremely hard, and couldn't help but let out a slight moan. Suddenly, his big fat bald hitler-stached fucking stepfather walked into the room with his fucking face, joint and beer in hand as always. He saw what Film was doing, and despite being canadian, yelled out in a distinctively American redneck accent. "BOY, ARE YEW FLAPPIN' YER COCK IN [B][I]MY HOUSEHOLD?[/I][/B]" he yelled out. "[B]I BET YER FLAPPING TO FUCKING GAY PORN OF OBAMA. YEW FUCKING LOVE COCK, DON'T YEW?[/B]" he grinned, and reached for his zipper. "[B]YOU HATE SANTORUM SO MUCH, FAG? WELL THAT'S TEW BAD, CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE SOME.[/B]" he said, as he began to lube up his chode of a cock. Filmslacker gulped, yet remained hard. His stepdad forced him to bend over, and then shoved his cock in Film's ass. Film gasped out in a mix of pain and pleasure. "[B]YEW LIKE THAT FAG?[/B]" His stepfather barked out. "UNFF, YES, I LOVE IT, I ADMIT IT, PUMP ME WITH YOUR TINY CHODE FUCKING DUMBASS SHITFACE COCK" Filmslacker moaned out. Film's stepfather obliged, spanking film's ass as he did. As Film moaned and bit his lip in pleasure, his stepdad sped up. "[B]TAKE THIS FUCKSTICK BOY, TAKE IT[/b]" he yelled. They sped up and went harder and harder, until they both moaned out that they were cumming. As film came, he made [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/HULKMOFUCKINGSMASH.PNG]this face.[/url] Hot cum was everywhere, and all over Film's face. Film's stepdad licked it off, and got some cum on his dumb fucking hitler stache that he totally has. They sat there gasping for breath, very sweaty for a minute, until they looked over and saw Film's brother and sister staring. His stepfather grinned. "[B]Yew two are next.[/b]" The end. [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] oh and then film was raped by pirates

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mupz4.png[/img] good y/n?

[QUOTE=Crash15;35378082][img]http://i.imgur.com/mupz4.png[/img] good y/n?[/QUOTE] Your guitarbanjo of death looks very good, yes.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35377725]It was a lonely night, and all was dark in the house. There was nobody around but one man. The man was named Bran. Tonight was his special night, where he was especially aroused. He thought of Quinn, and his erection became harder than it ever had before. A thick blue vein on his cock throbbed as he got harder and harder. He let the beast that his dick had become emerge from his pants, as he looked up an image of his beloved Quinn. He began wildly stroking his cock to the sweet face of the one he loved, thinking to himself that he wished he could tell Quinn his feelings, and become his cumslut. He began massaging his balls, fingers poking through the forest of pubic hair. He licked the sides of his face and imagined that it was Quinn doing it. Soon, he began to cum harder than he had ever cum before. It shot all over hix monitor, all over the picture of Quinn's sweet face. He looked at the picture of Quinn with cum on his face, and got hard again. He would then fap over and over all night to the picture of Quinn.[/QUOTE] Had to [media]http://soundcloud.com/sovenfrost/enough-internet-for-today[/media]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;35378127]Had to [media]http://soundcloud.com/sovenfrost/enough-internet-for-today[/media][/QUOTE] He would then F A P over and over all night to the picture of Quinn. This is hilarious oh god reminds me of this [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-qEoP_4m6k&list=FLaTTUAv-b91cAePNfVD_hJw&index=11&feature=plpp_video[/media][/quote]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35378077]Filmslacker saw Sandman's erotic fanfiction of Bran and Quinn, and got a major hard-on. Not from the fic itself, although that certainly did help, but more from the thought of Sandman writing such a erotic fanfic. For he had had a long running crush on sandman, and wished that he and her were not separated by the rest of the U.S.A. He longed for her pansexual tranny cock, and to fulfill her many fetishes, even if it meant swallowing piss. He decided he could not hold back, even though he might get caught, and took out his rod. He began stroking it extremely hard, and couldn't help but let out a slight moan. Suddenly, his big fat bald hitler-stached fucking stepfather walked into the room with his fucking face, joint and beer in hand as always. He saw what Film was doing, and despite being canadian, yelled out in a distinctively American redneck accent. "BOY, ARE YEW FLAPPIN' YER COCK IN [B][I]MY HOUSEHOLD?[/I][/B]" he yelled out. "[B]I BET YER FLAPPING TO FUCKING GAY PORN OF OBAMA. YEW FUCKING LOVE COCK, DON'T YEW?[/B]" he grinned, and reached for his zipper. "[B]YOU HATE SANTORUM SO MUCH, FAG? WELL THAT'S TEW BAD, CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE SOME.[/B]" he said, as he began to lube up his chode of a cock. Filmslacker gulped, yet remained hard. His stepdad forced him to bend over, and then shoved his cock in Film's ass. Film gasped out in a mix of pain and pleasure. "[B]YEW LIKE THAT FAG?[/B]" His stepfather barked out. "UNFF, YES, I LOVE IT, I ADMIT IT, PUMP ME WITH YOUR TINY CHODE FUCKING DUMBASS SHITFACE COCK" Filmslacker moaned out. Film's stepfather obliged, spanking film's ass as he did. As Film moaned and bit his lip in pleasure, his stepdad sped up. "[B]TAKE THIS FUCKSTICK BOY, TAKE IT[/b]" he yelled. They sped up and went harder and harder, until they both moaned out that they were cumming. As film came, he made [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/HULKMOFUCKINGSMASH.PNG]this face.[/url] Hot cum was everywhere, and all over Film's face. Film's stepdad licked it off, and got some cum on his dumb fucking hitler stache that he totally has. They sat there gasping for breath, very sweaty for a minute, until they looked over and saw Film's brother and sister staring. His stepfather grinned. "[B]Yew two are next.[/b]" The end. [editline]31st March 2012[/editline] oh and then film was raped by pirates[/QUOTE] My God, Film is going to shit bricks when he sees this.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35372534]Just a quick shot of blood shooting out of someone's back after he gets shot with a rifle from long range.[/QUOTE] Sorry, I went to sleep. Here are the best clips I could find. I also have explosions, smoke, fire, and lots of other good shit. If you need more I'll guide you through my collection over skype [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/allforyoufilmslacker.zip[/url]

watisthisidonteven... I just felt bass on the back of my eyes... I love these headphones...

also they all already have an alpha channel so there's no background, just the blood

Every time I see a moderator viewing a thread that I posted in, I'm like OH GOD THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

[QUOTE=Goodthief;35378451]Sorry, I went to sleep. Here are the best clips I could find. I also have explosions, smoke, fire, and lots of other good shit. If you need more I'll guide you through my collection over skype [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/allforyoufilmslacker.zip[/url][/QUOTE] Thats going to take him AGES to download :v:

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35378501]Thats going to take him AGES to download :v:[/QUOTE] my entire collection is 13GB think about how long it took me to download

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35378469]Every time I see a moderator viewing a thread that I posted in, I'm like OH GOD THEY'RE COMING FOR ME[/QUOTE] I once disagreed with Rusty over politics. I was lubed up for the banhammer for about a week. Actually, every post I make feels like it's going to get me banned somehow.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;35378571]my entire collection is 13GB think about how long it took me to download[/QUOTE] Yes but it takes FilmSlacker ages to buffer a youtube video. His internet is WORSE than dialup :v:

My stepfather never lets me do anything I'm high and whiskey tastes bad

I would also like that collection :)

so i exported and packaged my morning star, and it wont show up in the addon list on blockland wtf