Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];35385243']Well, I am almost certain now my parents are separating :<[/QUOTE] I know what that's like. My parents split up when I was in the fourth grade. Of course, in recent years, I've realized how good it was that they split up. My mother told me a few months ago that while she was still with my dad, she came real close to committing suicide, but she held back simply for my sister and I. My dad's an asshole and a drunk. I'm scared to touch alcohol, because I have this fear that I might end up like him if I try it. My dad's side of the family is full of drunks, and I fear that it could be genetic, so I do my best to avoid it. Best of luck to you, though.

on topic when guys get angry about shit and they punch inanimate objects or do something else violent and stupid and then keep fucking going on about it at work yesterday, going on break, and the other guy getting his break recently got friendzoned super hard by this cute chick he's had a crush on for like 3 years naturally he is a big bitch about it GOD DAMN I WAS SO ANGRY THIS MORNING I PUNCHED THE DOOR OFF MY MAILBOX. I HAVENT BEEN THIS MAD IN A LONG TIME, IM LITERALLY SEEING RED nobody thinks youre tough you fucking retard

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35385401]So I found out why I was so stoned last night. Apparently the joint was laced with acid. No wonder I was seeing shit. Don't do acid. Ever. I was like, involuntarily twitching.[/QUOTE] wait, what? you smoke? [editline]1st April 2012[/editline] I mean, thats just weird since you said you drank whiskey for the first time 1 or 2 days ago

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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35385433]Yesterday, dude.[/QUOTE] Doesn't help your case any

its just that most people drink alcohol/smoke cigs before going for weed

If you smoke acid it's going to burn up and thus nullify most of the effects, it doesn't withstand heat Besides, even if it was supposedly laced with acid, you'd have been told about it so you paid a higher price

This is a bad April Fools :v:

guys guys oohmygod my mom bought me a fucking dress last night and I am so fucking happy :DDDDD I'm gonna wear it all day, it feels fabulous here I took a [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Folder%203/n.png]pic, tell me what you guys think[/url]

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35385420]wait, what? you smoke? [editline]1st April 2012[/editline] I mean, thats just weird since you said you drank whiskey for the first time 1 or 2 days ago[/QUOTE] I've smoked weed maybe a dozen times but the most I've had to drink is a sip my mother gave me...

ITT: sandman thinks that people want to see him in a dress

I hate April Fools.

[QUOTE=ILY;35385648]ITT: sandman thinks that people want to see him in a dress[/QUOTE] bitch please I'm beautiful

Dayum, the three of us posted within one second. I posted and when it refreshed automatically and your two posts appearad right behind mine...

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35385647]I've smoked weed maybe a dozen times but the most I've had to drink is a sip my mother gave me...[/QUOTE] well, I suppose you're an exception, because what I said happened to most people I know.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35385512]On that note, I think I'm going to not do weed for a while. Every time I do it, something bad happens. Apparently my friend caught my jerking off in my sleep with my tongue out. Holy shit, I don't remember any of this.[/QUOTE] Weed doesn't make you pass out.

or maybe they're exceptions and doing what you did is normal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 fucking automerge

-snip- My zombie like stasis of not sleeping in so many hours has been refreshed What the fuck did I do [I]all my desktop icons are cats[/I]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35385799]I love how the Delete key on a mac doesn't actually delete things BECUASE THATS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC I also love the fact that it can't run .exe files BECAUSE YOUKNOW NOTHING USES THOSE AND I JUST ADORE THE FACT THAT CHANGING BRUSHES IN PHOTOSHOP CAUSES A 3 MINUTE FREEZE I should just go to sleep before I set this thing on fire.[/QUOTE] Waaaaa my windows compiled binaries wont work on a completely different fucking OS!

I think my video card is getting worse. Now, at random points when I'm not playing a game or watching a video, dead pixels will start appearing on my screen. The first time it happened, I noticed my VGA cable wasn't plugged in all the way, so I pushed it in properly and re-tightened the screws, and that seemed to solve the problem for a while. It's coming back again, but the VGA cable is securely in now. I'm just about ready to give up on this computer and invest in a $700 gaming laptop.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35385799]I love how the Delete key on a mac doesn't actually delete things BECUASE THATS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC I also love the fact that it can't run .exe files BECAUSE YOUKNOW NOTHING USES THOSE AND I JUST ADORE THE FACT THAT CHANGING BRUSHES IN PHOTOSHOP CAUSES A 3 MINUTE FREEZE I should just go to sleep before I set this thing on fire.[/QUOTE] Drag and drop to the recycle bin on the dock. Not that hard of a concept to grasp. Why the flying fuck do you want to run a .exe on a non-windows OS. It's a fucking Windows-only binary. IT'S COMPILED TO ONLY RUN ON WINDOWS, THAT'S WHY PEOPLE FUCKING COMPILE FOR OTHER SYSTEMS.

thank god for greasemonkey scripts, youtube can continue being a sexy soft on the eyes black, and the white will no longer fuck up my focus on the video now if only there was something like it for FP

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35385119]GOD DAMNIT IT WAS A JOKE! "April Fools' Day 2012 On April 1st, 2012, just past Toonami's 15th anniversary, Adult Swim replaced itself with the third version of Toonami, featuring Tom 3.0. The channel guide did not reflect the changes, as is typical of Adult Swim's April Fools' jokes. Several classic shows were aired from the original lineup, with a special focus on climactic episodes, season finales or final episodes. The shows, order aired, and episodes: Dragon Ball Z #191, Gundam Wing #10, Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki #19, Outlaw Star #25, Big O #1, Yu Yu Hakusho #110, Blue Submarine #6 #1, Trigun #23, the original Astro Boy #1, and Gigantor #1. Tom also did a brand new bumper for the new episode of Bleach, plus a next episode preview. Some of the episodes shown were never broadcast on the original Toonami. The revival featured original bumps done by the original voice actor, and the classic promo, Dreams. There was an original game review of Mass Effect 3, giving the game an 8.5/10 while criticizing the ending for being "weak." Also done were original advertisements for DVDs of each of the animes shown in a more adult tone, such as Tom referring to the song, 99 Problems, when discussing the Tenchi Muyo DVD, or encouraging the viewer to enjoy more nudity and violence with the Outlaw Star DVD."[/QUOTE] I am actually shedding tears. TOONAMI WAS THE BEST PART OF MY GODDAMN CHILDHOOD. AND THEY REVIVE IT AND CALL IT A JOKE? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK caps Why the FUCK would anyone think that is FUNNY?! [sub][sub]people who rate me dumb never had a childhood :([/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35385657]Even though I found it hilarious, I think it'd be better to snip that.[/QUOTE] hur no I'm too much of a silly bitch [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&list=FLaTTUAv-b91cAePNfVD_hJw&index=1&feature=plpp_video[/media]

[QUOTE=Crash15;35385961]I am actually shedding tears. TOONAMI WAS THE BEST PART OF MY GODDAMN CHILDHOOD. AND THEY REVIVE IT AND CALL IT A JOKE? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK caps Why the FUCK would anyone think that is FUNNY?![/QUOTE] Wow calm down.

Fuck, general conference is preaching against science again. I hate when they do that.

[QUOTE=ILY;35385233]More creative way to hide porn Put it in a zip/rar folder [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/4/9102205078-orig.png[/img] Rename file extension to something bizarre [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/4/9102213461-orig.png[/img] ;o [IMG]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/4/9102215578-orig.png[/IMG] And just change the extension back to open it[/QUOTE] Just use truecrypt. My porn is hidden in a DLL.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35386104]Just use truecrypt. My porn is hidden in a DLL.[/QUOTE] Doesn't it take a bit to decrypt if it's a large file though?

I hate this giant, yellow radioactive pimple i have right over my lip It fucking hurts

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;35386135]I hate this giant, yellow radioactive pimple i have right over my lip It fucking hurts[/QUOTE] Radioactive?