Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35411010]The word 'pussy'. I fucking hate that word, I hate hearing people saying it, it just sounds absolutely terrible and for some reason it instantly brings sexist douchebags to mind. Hell, it was hard for me to even type it in this post.[/QUOTE] It's hard to find a word for vagina that fits every situation though. "Penis" is the professional non-profanity version of the word, "dick" is more for casual usage but can be dirty, and "cock" is the vulgar version. Whilst "vagina" is the professional non-profanity version, and both "pussy" and "cunt" are more vulgar than casual. Trying to talk dirty with words regarding vagina therefor always either makes you sound either like a gynecologist, or like a pornstar actor.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35392970]I hate how bitter I am towards April Fool's jokes. But I can't help it. My boyfriend sent me a video via MSN and then came into my room, standing behind me. It was a video with game music in it (one of those "best ____ music of all time" things), and a few seconds in it turned into Yakety Sax (I hate that stupid song anyways) with a rageface meme guy holding up a sign saying "APRIL FOOLS!" popping up from the bottom of the screen. I instantly got extremely angry and tried to punch him in the gut. He blocked with his arm though, but I still hurt him pretty bad. I hate being tricked. I hate it so much. More then anything in the world. It makes me feel stupid, and gullible. Whenever someone tricks me, they lose part of my trust and then whine when I don't trust them they're apparently telling the truth on. The boy who cried wolf deal.[/QUOTE] Judging by the ratings I didn't word this post very well. What I meant was, my uncontrollable instant reactions to being tricked, is what I hate. I didn't mean to hurt him, I just snapped and I didn't even realize I did till after I did it. I was very sorry, and apologized to him. I still hate being tricked, though, for the same reasons as I previously stated. Note they only make me angry if I [I]fall[/I] for it. Hopefully it's better understood now.

People telling me how I apparently think and what they "know" I've done.

While sitting by the fireplace with my robe and pipe I pondered one of life's many questions. Do zombies shit? Like, when zombies eat too much human do they need to shit? I'd left it to common sense that they don't find the closest lavatory so they crap their pants. Does that part of a undead corpse still work?

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35411772]While sitting by the fireplace with my robe and pipe I pondered one of life's many questions. Do zombies shit? Like, when zombies eat too much human do they need to shit? I'd left it to common sense that they don't find the closest lavatory so they crap their pants. Does that part of a undead corpse still work?[/QUOTE] according to the zombie survival guide, no.

So what happens to all the garbage that they eat. Do they just boomer vomit everywhere or what.

If you scroll past this you are heartless...... DONT GUILT TRIP ME SON

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35411942]So what happens to all the garbage that they eat. Do they just boomer vomit everywhere or what.[/QUOTE] It sits there. In the guide it stated someone found like, 50 lbs of skin and flesh in a zombie's stomach. None of it was digested.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35412027]It sits there. In the guide it stated someone found like, 50 lbs of skin and flesh in a zombie's stomach. None of it was digested.[/QUOTE] What the FUCK do you mean 'someone found 50 lbs of flesh' You are telling me somebody found a live zombie?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35412040]Welp, just saw my mom naked. Be right back, killing self.[/QUOTE] is her body nang

i fucking hate captchas, 99% they aren't even words.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35411010]The word 'pussy'. I fucking hate that word, I hate hearing people saying it, it just sounds absolutely terrible and for some reason it instantly brings sexist douchebags to mind. Hell, it was hard for me to even type it in this post.[/QUOTE] Also who ever looked at a cat and said: "Well that sure looks like a vagina!" or vice versa.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35412160]What the FUCK do you mean 'someone found 50 lbs of flesh' You are telling me somebody found a live zombie?[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg/180px-Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg[/img] :v: [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=father_snake;35412294]Also who ever looked at a cat and said: "Well that sure looks like a vagina!" or vice versa.[/QUOTE] My mom said "come here puss, here pussy, comeon" a lot to my cat.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35412338][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg/180px-Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg[/img] :v: [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] My mom said "come here puss, here pussy, comeon" a lot to my cat.[/QUOTE] Now I'm not a big reader but that looks like a book I could get into, is it just a big book filled with survival tips or what? Seriously though, when it comes to reading I swear I have ADHD, I got the smallest tiniest book from the library at school before, it was about half of a centimetre thick. I got past the authors note, halfway into the first page, quit. Then played with blu tac. I have a comic stack about knee height of simpsons comics though those were the shit in my childhood.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35412440]Now I'm not a big reader but that looks like a book I could get into, is it just a big book filled with survival tips or what? Seriously though, when it comes to reading I swear I have ADHD, I got the smallest tiniest book from the library at school before, it was about half of a centimetre thick. I got past the authors note, halfway into the first page, quit. Then played with blu tac. I have a comic stack about knee height of simpsons comics though those were the shit in my childhood.[/QUOTE] Bad news mate. The book's like 5 cm thick or so.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35412440]Now I'm not a big reader but that looks like a book I could get into, is it just a big book filled with survival tips or what? Seriously though, when it comes to reading I swear I have ADHD, I got the smallest tiniest book from the library at school before, it was about half of a centimetre thick. I got past the authors note, halfway into the first page, quit. Then played with blu tac. I have a comic stack about knee height of simpsons comics though those were the shit in my childhood.[/QUOTE] Pretty much what it says on the cover. Hell, it even has recommended weapons to use against the undead, and logs of various people's experiences with fighting against zombies.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35412794]Sick AGAIN This makes the sixth or seventh time this year that it's happened. Oh well, I found my copy of "The Iron Giant", so I guess I'm going to have a good day.[/QUOTE] Eat more fruit and do some sport.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35412543]Bad news mate. The book's like 5 cm thick or so.[/QUOTE] But zombies. Problem solved.

One of the worlds largest LAN parties in the world is comming up? You've been really excited for it you say? Here, have some sore throat! FUCK YOU WORLD.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35413070]I have a feeling that my stepfather is cheating on my mom, to be honest. He's been leaving without telling anyone A LOT lately and whenever ANYBODY asks him where he's been, he always says "I went to none-of-your-fucking-business-land". He's always gone for HOURS, too. I don't know, maybe I just need to think on the bright side, but it's still pretty suspicious.[/QUOTE] Stalk him, duh.

how fucked next-gen consoles are guess i'm buying that computer anyway

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35413070]I have a feeling that my stepfather is cheating on my mom, to be honest. He's been leaving without telling anyone A LOT lately and whenever ANYBODY asks him where he's been, he always says "I went to none-of-your-fucking-business-land". He's always gone for HOURS, too. I don't know, maybe I just need to think on the bright side, but it's still pretty suspicious.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be surprised if he actually was, considering how much of a dickweed he is.

[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;35413116]One of the worlds largest LAN parties in the world is comming up? You've been really excited for it you say? Here, have some sore throat! FUCK YOU WORLD.[/QUOTE] Dreamhack?

How the fuck does Films stepdad pick up chicks, how could he be cheating. The fact that somebody like stepshit can get a woman gives me massive hope.

He's either a pig or a dirty liar.

I'm not trying to defend him, because I know he's a cunthole, but that attitude is essentially just accepting your natural instinct. Human's aren't meant to stick together forever in relationships, that's why the divorce rate is so high nowadays, and the marriages where they last are only because the people were friends before they fell in love, so they can endure once the fire and spark have gone. My parents have resented eachother for years now, and one of my closest friends literally cannot function in a long-term relationship, she's never been in a relationship longer than 6 months. Fucking a lot of girls in your youth is a pretty natural and normal thing to do

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35413348]He's told me multiple times that in high school, up to when he was about 25-30 he would "chase skirts". "I would fuck anything that had tits, completely unprotected most times." Wow, you're a pig; but I'm not surprised.[/QUOTE] eugh what the fuck

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35413449]He brought it up in a conversation I had with him about "taking a chance". "Look, I chased skirts when I was your age. If it had tits and a pair of legs on it, I'd fuck it. Most of the time, I had the bitch right in front of me, naked. Was I going to go out to my truck and get a condom? Probably not."[/QUOTE] No wonder we all imagine him with a southern accent and a beer in hand at all times.

Holy god damn film your stepdad is- I mean I'm one sex obsessed motherfuck but jesus I would never talk like that unless I was joking your stepfather needs to have a fiberglass rod stuck in his dick hole and pulled out, producing a nice long strip of dick meat

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35413482]Holy god damn film your stepdad is- I mean I'm one sex obsessed motherfuck but jesus I would never talk like that unless I was joking your stepfather needs to have a[B] fiberglass rod stuck in his dick hole and pulled out, producing a nice long strip of dick meat[/B][/QUOTE] Fuck I remember that UGHGHGGHGHGHGGHGHG