Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

Well. Curiosity is about to get the best of me. I am going to watch Super Hornio Brothers 1 & 2. For those who don't know, they're Mario Bros. porno parodies from 1993 starring Ron Jeremy.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35433446]Well. Curiosity is about to get the best of me. I am going to watch Super Hornio Brothers 1 & 2. For those who don't know, they're Mario Bros. porno parodies from 1993 starring Ron Jeremy.[/QUOTE] I KNOW WHAT I'M WATCHING

[QUOTE=smithy69;35433446]Well. Curiosity is about to get the best of me. I am going to watch Super Hornio Brothers 1 & 2. For those who don't know, they're Mario Bros. porno parodies from 1993 starring Ron Jeremy.[/QUOTE] There is one really big warning. Your dick may grow by up to 5 inches whilst watching.

just ate a double quarter pounder with cheese, now going to the 'ool to do some laps if i stop posting that means i died

My family and I are going to have a movie night tomorrow and we're watching "The Big Lebowski."

[QUOTE=kaine123;35433825]My family and I are going to have a movie night tomorrow and we're watching "The Big Lebowski."[/QUOTE] I still have yet to see that movie. I only watched the first 20 minutes before I had to stop, and I still haven't gotten around to starting it again.

My friend wants to kill himself, and it brought up bad memories and now I'm fucking bawling. Why does life have to be so cruel? [quote]agentgamma: no one likes me agentgamma: i should just die :( FLACTheMighty: no agentgamma: and make everyone happy agentgamma: i would like that :( FLACTheMighty: No agentgamma: problem is agentgamma: i have nothing to kill myself with agentgamma: :( FLACTheMighty: DON'T FUCKING KILL YOURSELF agentgamma: :( FLACTheMighty: TALK TO SOMEONE agentgamma: my life is horrible FLACTheMighty: DON'T DO IT FLACTheMighty: I'M FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE DOING IT FLACTheMighty: IT'S TEARING ME APART agentgamma: :( agentgamma: i'm sorry agentgamma: i won't agentgamma: :/ FLACTheMighty: MY EX BEST FRIEND KILLED HERSELF TWO YEARS AGO agentgamma: :( agentgamma: i'm so sorry agentgamma hugs agentgamma: i just don't know what to do FLACTheMighty: Talk FLACTheMighty: to FLACTheMighty: someone FLACTheMighty: See a therapist agentgamma: no agentgamma: :( agentgamma: :/ my gender is unstable as all fuck, i'm gay, nobody likes me, i try and be nice and it always fucking fails with the one friend of mine who can cheer me up well agentgamma: :( FLACTheMighty: Man the fuck up FLACTheMighty: You are a good person FLACTheMighty: You will not fucking kill yourself FLACTheMighty: You are a WOMAN FLACTheMighty: BE PROUD OF IT agentgamma: :/ agentgamma: no i'm not FLACTheMighty: Oh wait FLACTheMighty: That's Sandman agentgamma: i fluxuate between guy and girl FLACTheMighty: YOU ARE A MAN FLACTheMighty: BE PROUD OF IT agentgamma: :/ no i'm not agentgamma: i'm neither agentgamma: i'm an it FLACTheMighty: No you aren't agentgamma: :( agentgamma: i hate it. the one friend that i like a lot is the most bipolar as fuck person i know agentgamma: :( agentgamma: she is either really damn nice agentgamma: or a psycho bitch agentgamma: :( agentgamma: i hate her psycho bitch side FLACTheMighty: Well man up FLACTheMighty: Be proud of what you are agentgamma: a jerk? agentgamma: fag? agentgamma: it? agentgamma: yes agentgamma: so amazing >_> FLACTheMighty: Shut the fuck up be proud of what you are FLACTheMighty: At least you know what you are FLACTheMighty: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I AM agentgamma: ? agentgamma: wanna talk about it? agentgamma: if i can cheer someone up a bit and help them agentgamma: :/ i will maybe feel better about myself FLACTheMighty: Sure agentgamma: ? agentgamma: oh k agentgamma: So what is it that you're unsure of? agentgamma: :/ FLACTheMighty: Everything agentgamma: like? FLACTheMighty: Gender, what I like, who I don't all that agentgamma: :/ How do you feel genderwise? agentgamma: :s FLACTheMighty: I don't know agentgamma: " agentgamma: :/ agentgamma: you know what's weird? agentgamma: so many people on FP are gay/bi or have gender issues agentgamma: :/ why the fuck is that? FLACTheMighty: I don't know agentgamma: anyway. agentgamma: i think you're a much better person than me FLACTheMighty: I'm not FLACTheMighty: Besides FLACTheMighty: I've tried some things before FLACTheMighty: I'm not proud of agentgamma: like? agentgamma: :( FLACTheMighty: I cut myself after she killed herself FLACTheMighty: Tried to die agentgamma: honestly agentgamma: that's normal :/ FLACTheMighty: Got close to doing it agentgamma: that would have been extremely hard to go through agentgamma: :( agentgamma: i would have done the same agentgamma: also, can i tell you something? agentgamma: :/ you're nice, you're cute, its apparent that people respect you (like that girl you mentioned before :) ) agentgamma: you have it better than me FLACTheMighty: No I don't agentgamma: i'm an ugly gay jerk who doens't even know whether i'm a boy or a girl, and nobody fucking likes me. agentgamma: :( FLACTheMighty: I'm not cute FLACTheMighty: I'm not sure what I am for gender or sex FLACTheMighty: And no one likes me except on the internet agentgamma: :/ agentgamma: what about that girl you talked about before FLACTheMighty: She's an exception FLACTheMighty: She's the one person that talks to me outside of the internet agentgamma: :( agentgamma: why is life so shitty? FLACTheMighty: Because we aren't idiots agentgamma: can i tell you something? agentgamma: :/ i've considered doing an internet suicide pact agentgamma: :( agentgamma: is that bad? FLACTheMighty: Everything you're considering right now is bad agentgamma: i can't help it :( FLACTheMighty: Yes FLACTheMighty: you FLACTheMighty: fucking FLACTheMighty: can agentgamma: i feel like i have zero hope [/quote]

[quote]agentgamma: i can't help it :( FLACTheMighty: Yes FLACTheMighty: you FLACTheMighty: fucking FLACTheMighty: can agentgamma: i feel like i have zero hope[/quote] This isn't going to help anyone. I think he needs to get mental help.

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;35433970]This isn't going to help anyone. I think he needs to get mental help.[/QUOTE] I told him to, but he's saying this now. [quote] agentgamma: do you have any advice? agentgamma: ;/ agentgamma: :/ FLACTheMighty: No FLACTheMighty: I saw FLACTheMighty: A THERAPIST FLACTheMighty: DO THAT agentgamma: :/ agentgamma: i don't want my parents to know agentgamma: :c agentgamma: i don't wanna make them upset :( [/quote]

What is he afraid of? That his parents are going to angry about him being [I]suicidal?[/I] Tell him it's going to get a lot worse if he doesn't get help.

Fucking wow. I can't find them anywhere.

How whenever Brutal Doom is mentioned in a Doom thread, no other mods are mentioned. I mean, it's a good mod, but their are plenty of other good mods out there to.

Fucking F-CATS, I swear I will do this once I leave class after the F-CATS, [IMG]http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=3581458&t=o[/IMG]

[QUOTE=tier56;35434187]How whenever Brutal Doom is mentioned in a Doom thread, no other mods are mentioned. I mean, it's a good mod, but their are plenty of other good mods out there to.[/QUOTE] Nobody brings up "The Ghoul's Forest"? :v:

Damn. Cranked my heater up to the highest possible setting, and I'm still freezing, it's been two hours, and nothing is opened. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] Also, I dislike the new Flash update, it really lags my videos and such, and Youtube loves to "kick me out" of the HTML 5 testing, have to re-enable it every 3-5 days. HTML 5 is running great, though.

do you use centralized or gas heating it would be pretty shitty if you've been blaring unlit gas at max for the past two hours wouldn't it

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;35434012]What is he afraid of? That his parents are going to angry about him being [I]suicidal?[/I] Tell him it's going to get a lot worse if he doesn't get help.[/QUOTE] He's gay and can't determine his gender, that's what he's afraid of.

Shit That Gets You Chatty

just drank tea without any sugar or sweetener (we don't have any and according to my brother hot tea helps with a sore throat) my mouth is eugheuhg

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;35434619]He's gay and can't determine his gender, that's what he's afraid of.[/QUOTE] what's wrong with that? Being gay certainly isn't a crime, and it's not like he's got to abide by gender identities.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35434725]Getting yelled at for laughing at this every time I see it:[/QUOTE] Probably the most notable scene in the movie, always laughed. :v:

I have this weird feeling that I forgot to do something, but I forgot what it is.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35434725]Getting yelled at for laughing at this every time I see it: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqGefSxFyc[/media][/QUOTE] We watched this in class and everyone except me and my friends was in tears, this came on and we lol'd :v:

Honestly that creepypasta was good up until the whole "Power of love" motif.

[QUOTE=:smugspike:;35434607]do you use centralized or gas heating it would be pretty shitty if you've been blaring unlit gas at max for the past two hours wouldn't it[/QUOTE] Nah, using a radiator. We don't use gas here. And I'm still fucking freezing. I must be hungry, yet I don't feel hungry at all. I could also just be tired, but I'm not that tired. I'm not sure what is going on. I don't think I'm sick, since I feel great other than freezing.

Almost all creepypastas get stupid at some point

Why doesnt my body have a poop button I can press by thinking about it. Im sick and all I wanna do is poop it out

When I posted comics my friend drew, I got 20 dumbs, but this doesn't bother me. What DOES is that it is "an Eddsworld ripoff" apparently. In other words, when something has a single semblance to something popular, it's called a ripoff. What's the similarity between the comic and Eddsworld? There is a character with a green jacket. I guess Mass Effect must have ripped off of Call of Duty as well, seeing as how there is a character with a name pronounced as "Shepard".

How totally easy it is to be dumb. You be wrong once or disagree with someone on something, bam, you're considered dumb.

I hate when my friends are offline on Steam and I see them still posting on FP.