Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

Well FP, today is my birthday, and there's no front-page notification of it. But it's still my birthday. Fuck yeah.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35480605]Well FP, today is my birthday, and there's no front-page notification of it. But it's still my birthday. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE] Happy birthday, man :D

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35480605]Well FP, today is my birthday, and there's no front-page notification of it. But it's still my birthday. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE] FP runs on a different timezone from yours then.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35480605]Well FP, today is my birthday, and there's no front-page notification of it. But it's still my birthday. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE] Happy birthday!

I'm eating my goodies in my Easter basket. I just ate an almond joy egg. Sweet baby jesus

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35477252]Ohohoho~[/QUOTE] I'm not a transphobe, sandman. [editline]8th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Crash15;35480880]I'm eating my goodies in my Easter basket. I just ate an almond joy egg. Sweet baby jesus[/QUOTE] Is it good?

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;35478645]Apparently, most people who boostar act like idiots in the GMF when they try to fit in.[/QUOTE] Someone bought mine for me (and I love them for it) I made a pact with myself to never post in the GMF Ever

i fucking need to rewatch afro samurai, but i have noone to watch it with [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2himjWMvLM[/media]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35481052]Someone bought mine for me (and I love them for it) I made a pact with myself to never post in the GMF Ever[/QUOTE] I went there once, it was filled with pictures of penises I left swiftly and quickly, never to return...

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35480605]Well FP, today is my birthday, and there's no front-page notification of it. But it's still my birthday. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE] Happy birthday, General Zhao!

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35481112]Someone I know posted this on Facebook. [img]http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/533866_268108576612606_100002403970188_595724_1663676248_n.jpg[/img] I replied with "some men just want to watch the world burn". "uhhhhh thats the fireplac not thr world dumbass"[/QUOTE] It also isn't a man but a dog.

I hate it when my fireplac turns out that its not thr world.

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Just found out it was not my monitor having problems but rather my entire video card. Lets just hope it is a loose connection [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/IMG]

How my parents are harassing me for eating a pancake with my hands instead of eating them with a fork. I don't see why they consider it to be disgusting.

[QUOTE=tier56;35481395]How my parents are harassing me for eating a pancake with my hands instead of eating them with a fork. I don't see why they consider it to be disgusting.[/QUOTE] You just don't eat a pancake with your hands. It's one of those unwritten rules.

[QUOTE=Deaver;35481443]You just don't eat a pancake with your hands. It's one of those unwritten rules.[/QUOTE] What? I have always eaten pancakes with my hands in my whole life and everyone i know does the same...

[QUOTE=tier56;35481395]How my parents are harassing me for eating a pancake with my hands instead of eating them with a fork. I don't see why they consider it to be disgusting.[/QUOTE] why would you eat a pancake with your hands.

I was watching a youtube video called "Kids react to KONY", and they were all so fucking stupid. All the kids where like 11-15 and they were stupid as fuck. All of them were like "omgz kony is da worst human being to evar life, we need to kill him hes da evilst persen in da world 2day". Yeah, because kidnapping 30,000 children at one point really amounts to the millions of people Hitler and Stalin butchered and also the amount of people the president of Uganda killed. Fucking 12 year olds thinking they're helping to capture some black guy that's not even in Uganda, "We totdaly av 2 stop kony 4 da kids". Bitch, shut up. Idiots taking facts off some retard who was caught running around town naked while vandalising cars and fapping. A kid actually compared Kony to Hitler.

Every time I get a Belgian waffle w/ powdered sugar, I always eat it with my hands. My parents don't care

[QUOTE=Adarrek;35481464]What? I have always eaten pancakes with my hands in my whole life and everyone i know does the same...[/QUOTE] When you're done are you covered head to toe in dried syrup? Also wherever you live must be a very strange and scary place, I have never witnessed anybody ever eat pancakes with their hands, not even waffles. NOT EVEN WAFFLES

[QUOTE=Crash15;35481532]Every time I get a Belgian waffle w/ powdered sugar, I always eat it with my hands. My parents don't care[/QUOTE] I just said it right above your post, so I eat waffles with my hands

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35481549]When you're done are you covered head to toe in dried syrup?[/QUOTE] You don't know about my hand eating pancake technique. Hold it in a special way and stuff won't come out.

These are the only pancakes I know, and I eat them with my hands [img]http://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-hires/65844011_H.jpg?identifier=239346f094c2e076937f49d33eb884e9[/img]

How do you NOT eat bacon with your hands though. You smell it and from there its just animal instinct. Do people use a knife and fork for bacon? I am learning so many new and strange things today...

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35481629]Don't feel too bad. I eat bacon with my hands and get shit for it all the time.[/QUOTE] but bacon is meant to be eaten with your hands. Who the fuck would get angry at you for that?

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35480991]I'm not a transphobe, sandman. [/QUOTE] What? Oh wait I know what you're talking about. Naw dawg, I just sent that as a joke but you never replied.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35481649]How do you NOT eat bacon with your hands though. You smell it and from there its just animal instinct. Do people use a knife and fork for bacon? I am learning so many new and strange things today...[/QUOTE] my friend used to eat pizza with a fork and knife

[QUOTE=Goodthief;35481708]my friend used to eat pizza with a fork and knife[/QUOTE] same here :v:

[QUOTE=Goodthief;35481708]my friend used to eat pizza with a fork and knife[/QUOTE] I sometimes do this. Much easier than using your hands sometimes.