Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;35494666]dubstep and bronies[/QUOTE] You get mad at dubstep? You would probably be spitting fire if you walked into an EB games in Australia.

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;35494666]dubstep and bronies[/QUOTE] Brostep?

How Facebook pages keep saying used more than one month ago, no matter what. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RUybA.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35494290]Gore spam and other such shock images Thankfully I missed that.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this.

When you're taking a massive weighty dump and it's so heavy that it breaks off before its out, leaving you with this little shitty bit of turd which isn't heavy enough to pull itself out so you have to "pinch". Meaning it takes forever to clean your shithole. Shit gets me Mad

[QUOTE=Kenneth;35495582]When you're taking a massive weighty dump and it's so heavy that it breaks off before its out, leaving you with this little shitty bit of turd which isn't heavy enough to pull itself out so you have to "pinch". Meaning it takes forever to clean your shithole.[/QUOTE] The fuck

[QUOTE=Kenneth;35495582]When you're taking a massive weighty dump and it's so heavy that it breaks off before its out, leaving you with this little shitty bit of turd which isn't heavy enough to pull itself out so you have to "pinch". Meaning it takes forever to clean your shithole.[/QUOTE] You see, these are the kinds of things that remind me of how pointless human life is

My little brother and sister are bickering again. Jesus Christ. Every fucking day.

[IMG]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548786_339421819440883_181985705184496_868385_1630053825_n.jpg[/IMG] Bob Marley was an amazing musician, but all anyone seems to care about is the fact that he smoked pot. It really pisses me off. People always post about Marley, but it's only pot related stuff. I mean, yes, I'm a fan of the cannabis counter-culture, but I like Bob Marley for his music, not just the image.

Last day of spring break. Had to finish a book, but I didn't. Probably won't finish it.

[QUOTE=Kenneth;35495582]When you're taking a massive weighty dump and it's so heavy that it breaks off before its out, leaving you with this little shitty bit of turd which isn't heavy enough to pull itself out so you have to "pinch". Meaning it takes forever to clean your shithole.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG] There are no words...

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35496460][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG] There are no words...[/QUOTE] Well there is one word. The word Informative.

[QUOTE=NateDude;35496535]Well there is one word. The word Informative.[/QUOTE] I was thinking "Why...?".

Is it weird that I named my penis and sometimes I talk to it with a corny English accent?

[QUOTE=smithy69;35496645]Is it weird that I named my penis and sometimes I talk to it with a corny English accent?[/QUOTE] "'ello there Edward! Feeling stiff this fine morning? *raises teacup* Tallyho!"

[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/information.png[/IMG] What the fuck is going on in this thread tonight...

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;35496668]"'ello there Edward! Feeling stiff this fine morning? *raises teacup* Tallyho!"[/QUOTE] It's Pete, God damn it! Get it right!

Time to eat dinner. Oh hello there spider on my plate.

[QUOTE=smithy69;35496645]Is it weird that I named my penis and sometimes I talk to it with a corny English accent?[/QUOTE] Yes.

I hate my sister. She's like dog, literally. If she doesn't like something, she starts screaming and BITING. Right now i have HUGE bite mark from yesterday :v:

[QUOTE=overpain;35496848]I hate my sister. She's like dog, literally. If she doesn't like something, she starts screaming and BITING. Right now i have HUGE bite mark from yesterday :v:[/QUOTE] Put her down.

I hate it when someone moves my stuff all around the place wasn't telling me. I was looking for my earphones for half an hour today because I wanted to listen to some alestorm while jogging but noo, someone had to move them somewhere retarded. I had such a boring jog, not like last time, last time it was raining, there was lightning, and alestorm was on full volume. God damn, I have never felt more like a pirate before.

Pirates don't jog though.

[QUOTE=overpain;35496848]I hate my sister. She's like dog, literally. If she doesn't like something, she starts screaming and BITING. Right now i have HUGE bite mark from yesterday :v:[/QUOTE] I think your sister is a zombie.

[QUOTE=overpain;35496848]I hate my sister. She's like dog, literally. If she doesn't like something, she starts screaming and BITING. Right now i have HUGE bite mark from yesterday :v:[/QUOTE] Thankfully she's not like my dogs, otherwise she'd chew on your ears :v:

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35497122]I think your sister is a zombie.[/QUOTE] Well, i feel kinda sleepy. Oh wait

[QUOTE=Kenneth;35495582]When you're taking a massive weighty dump and it's so heavy that it breaks off before its out, leaving you with this little shitty bit of turd which isn't heavy enough to pull itself out so you have to "pinch". Meaning it takes forever to clean your shithole.[/QUOTE] Don't you just hate when that happens?

So I was going to meet my crush who moved away to the next town over again for the first time in months. But my parents neglected to tell me that I have an eye exam. FUCK.

Seriously though. When people say that they are "totally OCD" about something in a jokey way, not realising that for some it is a completely crippling illness. Habits are not the same as OCD. Really gets my goat

[QUOTE=kaine123;35497724]So I was going to meet my crush who moved away to the next town over again for the first time in months. But my parents neglected to tell me that I have an eye exam. FUCK.[/QUOTE] [B][I][U]MAXIMUM BULLSHIT[/U][/I][/B]