Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[Rebi]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35523920]My annoying habit of sitting near the front.
If a school shooting ever happens (and knowing my school it probably will) my survival chances are significantly lowered by putting myself in front of everyone else.[/QUOTE]

That's what I hate about having an alphabetically high last name, I'm always in the front row, in the row that's as far from the door as possible. If a school shooting ever happens, my only available strategy would be protecting my head with my textbook and slowly walking away from the shooter using my backpack as body armor.

[Psycommu]

[QUOTE=Eonart;35524005]people would normally be offended

im not people[/QUOTE]

Well that's good, I didn't mean for it to offend anyways lol

I don't see how people could be offended by jokingly stupid/ridiculous drawings of their characters

[Neat!]

[url=http://kingofnipples.tumblr.com/post/20904857417/fuck]birthday burns[/url]

[Itachi_Crow]

good lord how'd you pull that off

[Brochacho]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35525457][url=http://kingofnipples.tumblr.com/post/20904857417/fuck]birthday burns[/url][/QUOTE]

What the FUCK is that!

[Goodthief]

fuck fuck, all my DT coursework is due in on monday and I can't ask anyone for help since there's only one other person in my class and she's doing a different course. Time to make up a load of bullshit to fill up all these pages!

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;35525484]good lord how'd you pull that off[/QUOTE]

burned myself welding

[NateDude]

[QUOTE=Neat!;35525457][url=http://kingofnipples.tumblr.com/post/20904857417/fuck]birthday burns[/url][/QUOTE]

It took all my strength to not close the website and scold you for that on facepunch before I scrolled down.

Because with my experience in shock images if the website only has the three primary colors in bold text and something that looks shockingly close to a [I]dick[/I], I'll assume it's a shock image.

Also [QUOTE]KING OF NIPPLES

CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE COSSACK

NEAT! [/QUOTE]

so yeah

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=NateDude;35525676]It took all my strength to not close the website and scold you for that on facepunch before I scrolled down.

Because with my experience in shock images if the website only has the three primary colors in bold text and something that looks shockingly close to a [I]dick[/I], I'll assume it's a shock image.

Also

so yeah[/QUOTE]

ur just jellis i'm tumblr famus

also, i was king of nipples before robbaz, my old blag back in 2006 was called the same thing

[Itachi_Crow]

more customers being stupid

had some dude tell me I was going to hell because our concessions were so expensive

First off, sir, I don't make the prices. No one here does.

"Yes you do."

No, that's not right, corporate's in charge of all that.

"Don't lie to me."

what the hell why complain to me, i'm just the cleaning guy, i'm essentially a janitor, why not bitch at the concessionists if youre gonna be a retard about it

[Kirbyfactor]

Everything seems to go wrong today

[ROFLBURGER]

What the fuck am I going to do when I get home.
Maybe I might draw alien porn of that character on the top page.

[little.sparrow]

All of a sudden, Firefox stopped saving my tabs from the last time I had it open.
It's been doing this all day.

[Neat!]

how expensive non-surplus 7.62x54r is

fucking 21 bucks for 20 rounds? what is this madness

[pr00ch]

A Dead Pixel Appeared

[I]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/I]

Fuck. And its white, too, so it isn't stuck, it's dead.

Wait, what the fuck. I see the "dead pixel" when I use magnifier. That doesn't make any sense.
Is this some sort of virus?

[editline]11th April 2012[/editline]

So i restarted my PC and it's gone. it this some kind of a joke?

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=proch;35527969]A Dead Pixel Appeared

[I]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/I]

Fuck. And its white, too, so it isn't stuck, it's dead.

Wait, what the fuck. I see the "dead pixel" when I use magnifier. That doesn't make any sense.
Is this some sort of virus?

[editline]11th April 2012[/editline]

So i restarted my PC and it's gone. it this some kind of a joke?[/QUOTE]

Your computer had Necrotizing fasciitis but your touch cured it.

You are computer Jesus

[pr00ch]

ANDD IIII WAANAN BEEE ANARCHYYYY

[editline]11th April 2012[/editline]

Also, the teacher is stupid. It fits the theme perfectly, but "sex" makes it bad?

Are you in a super-catholic school or something?

[jnxn_]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35528387]So I just got in shit from my art teacher. My art theme this year that I chose was "Controversial Music".

I had to draw 5 things that had to do with my theme. Since I'm a shitty artist and I'm not very imaginative, I drew this as the first of five.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Never_Mind_the_Bollocks.jpg/220px-Never_Mind_the_Bollocks.jpg[/img]

"IT SAYS THE WORD 'SEX'! PUT IT AWAY!"

Fucking...[/QUOTE]

If I drawn that, my teachers would be more focused on the word 'bollocks'.

(bollocks is if you can call it, british slang for ballsack/scrotum whatever the fuck you call your balls).

[pr00ch]

Well, that's kind of the point of it.

[editline]11th April 2012[/editline]

Also, Film, I like your Music taste.

[Brochacho]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35528387]So I just got in shit from my art teacher. My art theme this year that I chose was "Controversial Music".

I had to draw 5 things that had to do with my theme. Since I'm a shitty artist and I'm not very imaginative, I drew this as the first of five.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Never_Mind_the_Bollocks.jpg/220px-Never_Mind_the_Bollocks.jpg[/img]

"IT SAYS THE WORD 'SEX'! PUT IT AWAY!"

Fucking...[/QUOTE]

Sex isn't a swear word, its not even a bad word in the slightest, its a very normal word...

[Lordgeorge16]

[QUOTE=Crash15;35518602]You just... oh my god why aren't you banned[/QUOTE]

I'm surprised he hasn't been permabanned yet, being the third or fourth alt of Regularbatman and all.

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35528906]It's the fact that she let me do a theme on controversial music...yet won't let me use controversial music that really irks me.[/QUOTE]

Here's one for you: [URL="http://rockstarmartyr.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/4-8-Mayhem-Dawn-of-the-Black-Hearts1.jpg"]NSFW, gore[/URL].

[quote=Wiki]Dawn of the Black Hearts is a bootleg live album by the Norwegian black metal band Mayhem. It is infamous for bearing a photograph of Mayhem's vocalist, Dead (Per Yngve Ohlin), after his suicide in April 1991.[1] This photograph was allegedly taken by Mayhem's guitarist, Euronymous (Øystein Aarseth), upon discovering Dead's body.[/quote]

You have been warned.

[WeekendWarrior]

Not surprised, it's a really notorious album cover. Read about Varg Vikernes as well.

[Mister Sandman]

How fucking hard math is, and it shouldn't be.
Doing math should be the easiest thing in the world, it's just a bunch of different processes.
The problem, I think, is that math teachers just explain it in ways that don't make sense, so you're screwed until someone explains the process in a way that makes sense, then it clicks and you've got that shit locked down forever.
The annoying part is you can't always get that person's help because they aren't your math teacher, so your math teacher doesn't let you ask for their help.
Oh, and writing notes in math never seems to help either. I look back later and it's like what the fuck is this big giant mess of numbers and shit, tells me absolutely nothing.
And it's hard to pay attention, especially if you're me, because it's the most god damn boring thing ever. My mind drifts off to more interesting shit like, I don't know, ponies or fallout or whatever in a matter of seconds.

[audun]

Stress.
Get yourself a job! Do your homework! JOIN ME I NEED MEDIC PLZ

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35529938]Teachers who stereotype teenagers.

My Spanish teacher: "You kids are terrible with English, all that texting you do messed up your grammar!"

Then she asked who texts in complete sentences, everyone raised their hand. Stupid ignorant bitch.[/QUOTE]
I doubt they honestly do that. And if they did, it's because of Auto-correct.

[Psycommu]

Every fucking website is going slow but speedtest is showing COMPLETELY normal.

Or just YouTube, Facepunch and DeviantART are all [I]conveniently[/I] slow at the same time.

[Quinnjdq]

I lived with really bad heaphones all this time.

[brandonsh]

I want to become good at animating but I just can't focus. I animate a bit of something then I give up and never pick it up again.

Anyone know how I can focus better? :v:

[Mr. Gency]

My dog destroyed another Game Informer.[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35529938]Teachers who stereotype teenagers.

My Spanish teacher: "You kids are terrible with English, all that texting you do messed up your grammar!"

Then she asked who texts in complete sentences, everyone raised their hand. Stupid ignorant bitch.[/QUOTE]She should take a look at [URL="http://www.cracked.com/article_19380_6-beneficial-things-they-made-you-stop-doing-in-school.html"]this[/URL].

[editline]11th April 2012[/editline]

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