Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

That's a lie.

I really hate my Chemistry teacher's arguments against pot. "You wouldn't want your parents to smoke pot" I wouldn't give a shit as long as they used it like responsible adults, which is how they use alcohol whenever they use it (which is rarely) "You wouldn't want to be in a plane with a pilot on pot" That pilot would never exist. How would a pilot be allowed to fly a commercial plane if they are irresponsible like that. Plus, there would be laws against it, and just because people break laws doesn't mean a pilot is gonna smoke pot. It doesn't make sense. Don't get me wrong, he's one of my favorite teachers and is very smart, but he's trying too hard to keep kids off pot.

[video=youtube;NUQ-dpb0CaY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUQ-dpb0CaY[/video] Holy shit never have I seen a shittier ad then this.

I want hamburgers If I could, I'd buy 5 hamburgers at mcdonalds, right now (its 10:41pm here) but I can't, because I'm trying to lose weight (and succeeding at that, at least)

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35548037]I really hate my Chemistry teacher's arguments against pot. "You wouldn't want your parents to smoke pot" I wouldn't give a shit as long as they used it like responsible adults, which is how they use alcohol whenever they use it (which is rarely) "You wouldn't want to be in a plane with a pilot on pot" That pilot would never exist. How would a pilot be allowed to fly a commercial plane if they are irresponsible like that. Plus, there would be laws against it, and just because people break laws doesn't mean a pilot is gonna smoke pot. It doesn't make sense.[/QUOTE] I also don't want my parents to have sex, drink, or masturbate, and I definitely don't want my pilot to do any of that while piloting. Don't mean they're wrong.

Why does technology keep trying to make me talk to it? Kinect, Siri, all kinds of shit is all like "hey dawg, use voice commands 'n' shit" I DON'T THINK YOU GET HOW AWKWARD I AM, DAWG I DON'T WANT TO HOLD A FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35548176]Why does technology keep trying to make me talk to it? Kinect, Siri, all kinds of shit is all like "hey dawg, use voice commands 'n' shit" I DON'T THINK YOU GET HOW AWKWARD I AM, DAWG I DON'T WANT TO HOLD A FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT[/QUOTE] voice commands are a stupid concept [editline]13th April 2012[/editline] I can press buttons faster than I can talk, not to mention how the voice recognition sucks

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35548248]voice commands are a stupid concept [editline]13th April 2012[/editline] I can press buttons faster than I can talk, not to mention how the voice recognition sucks[/QUOTE] I think it can be useful, like [url=facepunch.com/threads/1176903]this.[/url]

So because of my grades I have to wait 7 weeks to use the laptop again wtffffff

what the christ 5 girls at my school got suspended for drinking vodka

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35548037]I really hate my Chemistry teacher's arguments against pot. "You wouldn't want your parents to smoke pot" I wouldn't give a shit as long as they used it like responsible adults, which is how they use alcohol whenever they use it (which is rarely) "You wouldn't want to be in a plane with a pilot on pot" That pilot would never exist. How would a pilot be allowed to fly a commercial plane if they are irresponsible like that. Plus, there would be laws against it, and just because people break laws doesn't mean a pilot is gonna smoke pot. It doesn't make sense. Don't get me wrong, he's one of my favorite teachers and is very smart, but he's trying too hard to keep kids off pot.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM5We-tY0K0[/media]

[QUOTE=mR_oWnAGe;35546739]I've felt like this for quite the while now, Ever since sophomore year. I'm out of high school but been feeling worse ever since.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you should talk to a therapist. And by therapist, I mean a real therapist, not a wannabe psychiatrist who immediately "diagnoses" you with depression/schizophrenia and collects his paycheck. [sp]Incoming Sean Connery jokes about "the rapist".[/sp]

[t]https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/CD/2012-04-12%2022.19.39.jpg?w=42c83577[/t] What do you think of me? I couldn't find a bra or anything. So I just ended up looking like a fucking idiot.

[video=youtube;slldMEPvUqA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slldMEPvUqA&feature=relmfu[/video] THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO GET UP [U][I]AND DANCE[/I][/U]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35548005]Flak's started to become a brony! Next target:Filmslacker.[/QUOTE] Can I see your list of targets so I can make and host side bets.

Why the fuck is it that even though I know for a fact that she likes me also that I'm still nervous and shit about asking her out again.

Soundcloud: "Sorry, this track is too hot for us! Come back later and try again!" What the fuck, I haven't even finished uploading it yet...Apparently Soundcloud has time traveling powers.

People who just don't give a shit in school and constantly fail, but don't care at all.

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;35546773]My speech skills. I can't even post in the debate section without sounding like a complete retard, the words are there in my mind but translating them to text is so fucking hard for me.[/QUOTE] Google is your friend.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35549760]Can I see your list of targets so I can make and host side bets.[/QUOTE] I damn well better not be on there.

[QUOTE=Sherd Red;35550251]Google is your friend.[/QUOTE] Google can't really help that unless your problem is a small vocabulary.

fucking school they made us get up early, and then get a phonecall the first subject drops out, meaning we could have slept in today, but that's not all, this first subject then gets moved to the last hour get your shit together school

[QUOTE=Billy Maize;35550131]People who just don't give a shit in school and constantly fail, but don't care at all.[/QUOTE] You shouldn't give a fuck about those people. Just make sure you succeed and don't act like them.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35551571]For around a month now I've been waking up with an extreme raging boner. Why [sub][sub]Too informative?[/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] That's called "morning wood". You're blossoming from a small child into a beautiful young ma-Wait, wrong speech. I'm a doctor, I can tell you're going to die. [sub][sub][sub]You're fine, it's completely normal.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

"to skip this ad type here" god I hope this doesn't become popular

[QUOTE=Checkers;35551676]"to skip this ad type here" god I hope this doesn't become popular[/QUOTE] Adblock Plus solves all of your problems.

"gangsta" kids (like aged 15 to 12)

[QUOTE=kaine123;35549687][video=youtube;slldMEPvUqA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slldMEPvUqA&feature=relmfu[/video] THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO GET UP [U][I]AND DANCE[/I][/U][/QUOTE] Well yeah, it is funk music. You're supposed to dance to it.

[QUOTE=Snake7;35547349]I hate how it seems like people are more remembered for their bad posts than good ones.[/QUOTE] Makes me think. Does anybody remember me from some post/thread?

What's an expensive notebook? Mmh.. Write some story on it? Use it for notes? Go outside and try to make a drawing of something outside? [editline]13th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35552500] If you have Facebook, you know why. Seriously, I can block anyone [B]but[/B] people like them [img]http://facepunch.com/fp/emoot/colbert.gif[/img][/QUOTE] No, please explain. I use Facebook frequently and those names don't ring a bell.