Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[Sashaisme]

What in the fuck made me decide to wear a skirt today?

Oh. We have a substitute teacher in math today...

I actually get frustrated with subs. I like working with the regular teachers.

Plus, substitute class work sucks.

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34571937]What in the fuck made me decide to wear a skirt today?

Oh. We have a substitute teacher in math today...

I actually get frustrated with subs. I like working with the regular teachers.

Plus, substitute class work sucks.[/QUOTE]

On the plus side you can wear skirts :saddowns:

Subs are usually better here than the regular teachers. Except for one of my English subs who was probably a feminist.

Sasha if I can become a girl soon then you're going to teach me makeup and stuff okay?

EDIT: Okay seriously I'm absolutely terrified I'm going to screw up and I'll be fucked for life someone help.

[Matthaios]

You'll be fine.

[sp]Probably. :tinfoil:[/sp]

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=matthaios;34572089]You'll be fine.

[sp]Probably. :tinfoil:[/sp][/QUOTE]

Something's going to go wrong. I know it, I can feel it. I'm just really, really, really scared. I don't want to register as a guy in high school next year.

[Mister Sandman]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cboa6QuHkuY&feature=related[/media]
"dis is [i]dis peeas of sheeeeeeeeeeet[/i]
dis is [i]dis fuukin ASH-HOWLE[/i]"

[HorizoN]

Unf 10 minutes into Skyrim and I give myself 15000 gold.

[Fatfatfatty]

I am angry because I want a Tegu, but I probably wont get one anytime soon.
[img]http://www.scserp.com/SCSPhotoGalleryMonitorsandTegusFullSizeImages/ArgentineBlackAndWhiteTeguJuvenile001.jpg[/img]

Just look at that chill motherfucker, who wouldn't want one?

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34571608]In the multiplayer menu of Minecraft my ping in Flaks server would be 1524ms
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE AND WHY IS MY INTERNET SLOW UNTIL FRIDAY!

You mericans and yur infinite bandwidth per month, I HAVE TO SAVOUR PORN AND STEAMGAMES[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't it be "your Europeans and your infinite bandwith per month"?
I hear plenty of Americans complaing about caps, not so much Europeans though.

Correct me if I'm wrong, just taking a guess.

[editline]6th February 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34571810]Fuck I'm mad.[/QUOTE]

At least they're being fast about it and want to refund you.

[editline]6th February 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34572124]

"dis is [I]dis peeas of sheeeeeeeeeeet[/I]
dis is [I]dis fuukin ASH-HOWLE[/I]"[/QUOTE]
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.
MY HOUSE! ;_;

[HorizoN]

relax Danny I spent the 15K on wine.

[tier56]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34571638]I find the re-generators from Resident Evil 4 to be the most fucking creepiest thing ever imo.

I mean just when you think you're done with one, it flies back up at you with [B][U]THIS FUCKING FACE:[/U][/B]

[img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b322/devichinki/Anime/re4deathscenes107b.jpg[/img]

[RELEASE][h2]AAAAAAUHAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUGHGGGGGHHHH[/h2][/RELEASE][/QUOTE]

Am I the only one who finds that face to be hilarious instead of creepy?

[PGunnii]

I'm not really mad at anything, but I'm nervous as shit. Today's my first day in the theater for my play and we're working on lighting and such. Thursday is out first performance. Fuuuuucking PRESSURE MAN

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;34572665]I'm not really mad at anything, but I'm nervous as shit. Today's my first day in the theater for my play and we're working on lighting and such. Thursday is out first performance. Fuuuuucking PRESSURE MAN[/QUOTE]

fucking drama class.

[Goodthief]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;34572665]I'm not really mad at anything, but I'm nervous as shit. Today's my first day in the theater for my play and we're working on lighting and such. Thursday is out first performance. Fuuuuucking PRESSURE MAN[/QUOTE]

I'm in charge of making videos, power points and a program to randomly generate raffle numbers for a big fund raiser my school is hosting next year. I am beyond screwed because of the pressure.

[SilverDragon619]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34571638]I find the re-generators from Resident Evil 4 to be the most fucking creepiest thing ever imo.

I mean just when you think you're done with one, it flies back up at you with [B][U]THIS FUCKING FACE:[/U][/B]

[img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b322/devichinki/Anime/re4deathscenes107b.jpg[/img]

[RELEASE][h2]AAAAAAUHAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUGHGGGGGHHHH[/h2][/RELEASE][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HEbSr.png[/IMG]

[Goodthief]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34572678]fucking drama class.[/QUOTE]

is that you in your avatar?

[i dunno]

can someone post the minecraft server details and what version i need to use?

[Deaver]

When you feel like you can do anything in the morning, and then you come home, and you're fucking wrecked.

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Deaver;34573440]When you feel like you can do anything in the morning, and then you come home, and you're fucking wrecked.[/QUOTE]

Long school days.

7 AM: Okay, sure, fine. I'll be fresh at around 8 AM.

8 AM: Feels good.

9 AM: Decent.

10 AM: Getting tired and bored, fuck.

11 AM: Got some food, can handle a bit more now.

12 PM: Getting tired again.

1 PM: Fuck this, I can barely concentrate now.

2 PM: Mmmhhmmh....

3-4 PM: Don't learn shit here because I usually am so bored or tired at this point.

[NateDude]

So

I am going to PAINFULLY ATTEMPT to make the thread simulator.

I'm looking around, but i'm not finding any good text-to-speech things. Help?

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=Cructo;34572809]Stop being so fucking pessimistic.[/QUOTE]

sorry

[Neat!]

this relates to what pisses me off, but it's good news for once

[quote=repost from happy thread]Depression?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA[/media][/quote]

[brandonsh]

[QUOTE=NateDude;34573610]So

I am going to PAINFULLY ATTEMPT to make the thread simulator.

I'm looking around, but i'm not finding any good text-to-speech things. Help?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www2.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php[/url]

[Deaver]

Irish history
So call me unpatriotic if I don't give two shits about how our country was freed from the British by taking over a post office (an action, which in itself had no major repercussions but vilification with the general Irish society), failing and taking about 6 more years to gain independence.

[NateDude]

[QUOTE=brandonsh;34573731][url]http://www2.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php[/url][/QUOTE]

Now I need another media player, because installing quicktime for reasons has fucked shit up.

SIGH.

[Qaus]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34572124][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cboa6QuHkuY&feature=related[/media]
"dis is [i]dis peeas of sheeeeeeeeeeet[/i]
dis is [i]dis fuukin ASH-HOWLE[/i]"[/QUOTE]

i want to play minecraft on that server
it looks like fun

[meowmynips]

It's totally fair how my brother gets ANOTHER NEW FUCKING PHONE. His old phone still works, too. I won't have a phone for half a year at this rate and it's just pissing me off.

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34572678]fucking drama class.[/QUOTE]

It's not drama class, it's this program I want to be in. I'm pursuing a career in acting.

[NateDude]

Want to be famous? Want to feel a little better about yourself?

Help me pick out the greatest posts from [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1119127/2"]this thead[/URL] and this one, and your name will be included in the credits!*

[sub][sub]*Your name will already be in the credits if a post of yours is featured anyway[/sub][/sub]

[mini peanut5]

in school were not allowed to have snow ball fights, what kill joys invented that rule for schools then?

[HorizoN]

Anything by FilmSlacker or Mister Sandman.