Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

I have a phobia of CPR dummies. Those things are fucking creepy.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35616012]Girl problems.[/QUOTE] I feel bad for you son etc etc. Those wax stop animation shows still give me the creeps.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35615597]My friend sent me something I am really mad at the fact that it exists I don't want to post it because I don't want to start another 20 page shitstorm [editline]39[/editline] Horizon, are you sure you know what I'm talking about.[/QUOTE] pm me

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I'm considering joining the Marines. A lot of people around here disagree with that idea.

Apparently fapping to porn leads to erectile dysfunction because according to your brain you've "fertilized" the women on the screen [B] oh fuck[/B] [sub][sub] but fapping to your imagination is okay [/sub][/sub]

My friend that talks only about TF2, Roblox, and his Minecraft adventure map. Seriously. He goes on and on about them for hours at times, cheats his ways to his A-B grades, and manages to be the laziest person I have ever met. Also, I hate standardized testing. We've been doing the FCAT all week and it's been the worst experience of the schoolyear.

Working on Comp Sci homework, suddenly computer is slow as fuck. Check task manager, and... [img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nko77FpL1r2r2gro1_1280.png[/img]

Jesus christ, man. Photoshop's really powerful!

I need a good laptop that can handle newer games for 600

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35616952]I need a good laptop that can handle newer games for 600[/QUOTE] Acer Aspire TimelineX with a GT 540? Wait thats $688

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Izc3s.png[/img] Good y/n? Anyway, I'll be angered if I die soon in this game

what the fuck is that?

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35617220]what the fuck is that?[/QUOTE] [del]ur moem xddd[/del] My Project Nexus character

what the fuck is project nexus

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35617304]what the fuck is project nexus[/QUOTE] Newest madness combat game

what the fuck is madness combat? [editline]17th April 2012[/editline] seriously

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35617324]what the fuck is madness combat? [editline]17th April 2012[/editline] seriously[/QUOTE] [url]http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page[/url]

what the fuck. [editline]17th April 2012[/editline] In other news, it's hard as fuck to browse facepunch on an iPod

[QUOTE=HorizoN;35617324]what the fuck is madness combat? [editline]17th April 2012[/editline] seriously[/QUOTE] Do you at least know what newgrounds is?

I took a nice shit and I heard no splash I thought oh sweet then I looked and I saw my butt aimed it all on the porcelain part and it all stuck on it even flushing it wouldnt free it. So through out the coarse of the day I had to chizzle it away with my piss. Sadly, a part of it seems to be really stuck on it and i cant piss it away. So now it just sits there mocking me on how my piss isn't strong enough but as god as my witness I WILL PISS IT AWAY!

[QUOTE=ILY;35617383]Do you at least know what newgrounds is?[/QUOTE] is it where that game called Dys4ia or whatever came from? If so then yes.

I remember newgrounds. I have a weird nostalgia for it. Watching shitty flash animations and playing dumb games.

when you have a hidden chocolate stash and then you find out that someone has been eating it...

Ordering something online and time slows down.

How everyone in my town is suddenly "YO IM A RAPPER HERE'S MY TRACKS, IMMA DISS YOU NOW." I've been writing since '08, haven't put a track out because I'd rather build my skill up first and then be able to smoke kids like crazy, but all of a sudden, like in the past week or so, like twenty kids have put out shitty songs. I really feel like releasing a track now calling them all out.

Oh a group invite on Steam What kind of awesome group could it be? Total1337Gaming («1337») Hahahahaha ahahahahah hahaha ah hah [B][U]Get the fuck away from me[/U][/B] PS its real [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Total1337[/url]

So we got our Comcast bill, 300 dollars worth of porn. I know it's my dad, but he blames me. Why would I pay for porn if I have Pornhub? So now Comcast is gonna send us history from each cable box to see where it's coming from. God damn my dad is a fucking dickwad.

your dad pays for porn ahaha what a chode

[QUOTE=Chrille;35606389]Some asshole bought Playstation Plus membership on my PSN user with my money, what the fuck[/QUOTE] Alright, so I found out what the issue was. Turns out that I signed up for a free Sony Music Unlimited 30-day trial, which had this explanation in it's "free trial details": [quote]- Unless you cancel your subscription prior to the end of the free trial, it will automatically renew and you will be charged a recurring subscription fee of $9.99[/quote] Which was conveniently placed here: [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/9db2q.jpg[/img_thumb] That's some dirty fucking trick.