Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"

[Sundowner]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34576592]I'm thinking about asking you guys something, but I won't dive right into it because I doubt that the majority of you will be interested.

As I've said, I'm making a movie. It's about a formally well-known movie director from the 90s and his modern day life. He's in the gutter and he's starting to go insane. It's going to have two endings: a happy "Hollywood" ending and the realistic ending, where he gives in to his madness and ruins his life.

I was wondering, since I know a lot of people in here, if anyone had any ideas for characters to throw in or lines that could be put into the script.

If you guys give me something that works, I'll add it into the movie, so in a way, it'd be made partially by you guys.

[editline]6th February 2012[/editline]

The reason I'm posting this in here is because I'm running out of ideas for characters.[/QUOTE]

I hate to be 'that drugs guy' but have you got a coke dealer/cokehead character in mind? cocaine is usually a driving force in the downfall of hollywood types, and if I was writing a novel about this sort of ting I'd probably use a coke dealer or something to emphasise the empty shallowness of the world your man lives in

if you need any info on characteristics and whatnot of cokeheads my best friend is one so I've got experience heh

[Qaus]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34576592]I'm thinking about asking you guys something, but I won't dive right into it because I doubt that the majority of you will be interested.

As I've said, I'm making a movie. It's about a formally well-known movie director from the 90s and his modern day life. He's in the gutter and he's starting to go insane. It's going to have two endings: a happy "Hollywood" ending and the realistic ending, where he gives in to his madness and ruins his life.

I was wondering, since I know a lot of people in here, if anyone had any ideas for characters to throw in or lines that could be put into the script.

If you guys give me something that works, I'll add it into the movie, so in a way, it'd be made partially by you guys.

[editline]6th February 2012[/editline]

The reason I'm posting this in here is because I'm running out of ideas for characters.[/QUOTE]

what character archetypes do you have already?

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34576592]I'm thinking about asking you guys something, but I won't dive right into it because I doubt that the majority of you will be interested.

As I've said, I'm making a movie. It's about a formally well-known movie director from the 90s and his modern day life. He's in the gutter and he's starting to go insane. It's going to have two endings: a happy "Hollywood" ending and the realistic ending, where he gives in to his madness and ruins his life.

I was wondering, since I know a lot of people in here, if anyone had any ideas for characters to throw in or lines that could be put into the script.

If you guys give me something that works, I'll add it into the movie, so in a way, it'd be made partially by you guys.

[editline]6th February 2012[/editline]

The reason I'm posting this in here is because I'm running out of ideas for characters.[/QUOTE]

You should have a scene where he starts prostituting himself to this strange tranny named Caroline

[Deaver]

My little brother still hasn't gotten over our PlayStation being broken, and is now begging me to buy an XBox.
What's equally depressing is the fact that he keeps watching videos of him and his clan playing MW2, and he's both pathetic and wasting bandwidth.

[Qaus]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34576712]"Cherub Rock" by The Smashing Pumpkins[/QUOTE]

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[Sundowner]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34576712]Already worked into it. I'm starting the film off with a pitch black screen with noises from the movie set in the background. (insert my production company details here)

"Alright, you guys ready? Aaaaaaaaaaaand...Go."

(Insert title here, queue "Cherub Rock" by The Smashing Pumpkins followed by a retro looking intro similar to Malcolm in the Middle's intro)

His problems are mostly going to be with money and lack of friends/fans. Add in the fact that he's slowly going insane and you've got yourself a decent B-movie plot.[/QUOTE]

maybe you could do an American psycho-esque thing where sometimes he has full conversations with people who don't realise who he is or mistake him for someone else, to emphasise how fickle the world of media and entertainment is

[Qaus]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34576764]I figured it would be the perfect song for a lively flashback to the 90s.

Plus, I fucking love that song.[/QUOTE]

Smashing Pumpkins in general are awesome.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34576479]Can we stop with the constant ragging on her, please?[/QUOTE]

How am I raging im not even mad at him?

[Qaus]

ragging != raging

[ROFLBURGER]

What the hell is ragging then? I thought it was a typo

[Qaus]

Make fun of (someone) in a loud, boisterous manner

[Psycommu]

The fact that I waste my time drawing when I probably will never get a job out of it, and that I have no other talents that would land me any money, so I'm probably going to be stuck working at a McDonald's forever or some other shitty job. (Better then NO job, but still...)

Before you tell me any different, where would an American person, ever land a job, drawing [I]anime shit,[/I] and get a decent enough paycheck to feed themselves without moving to Japan or something?

Yeah sure I have a great imagination, and could probably design characters for games or something, but... That kinda job is extremely hard to come by. And you're never guaranteed to go through with it and make any money.

I've tried "going out of my comfort zone" before and drawing more western-like cartoon styles, and even realism, but that kind of thing has [I]always[/I] looked ugly and uninteresting to me, even before I knew what anime was. So I can't do that, either.

In the back of my head, there's always some little voice that says "You draw as a hobby. How fucking stupid is that. You're just wasting time for what, DeviantART pageveiws and praise from little snot weeaboos who can't tell [I]good[/I] art from a shitty Sonic recolor?"
Then again that little voice always says I'm wasting time with "stupid shit." So I don't know if I should trust it or not.

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34576592]
The reason I'm posting this in here is because I'm running out of ideas for characters.[/QUOTE]

Maybe a very good friend that helped him with his problems whenever they arose, the only friend he could truly trust and tell his deepest secrets to, but one day his buddy got in a bad accident.

Good: The friend is in the hospital but in an extremely bad condition and in coma, the movie director doesn't have anyone to talk to, he doesn't want to go to the psychologist (or can't), he feels down most of the time, but then the friend somehow survives at the end of the movie and wakes up.

Bad: He dies in the accident and he loses his only true friend he could talk to about his problems.

In both the good and bad part he could have flashbacks over the good things that happened, their youth etc.

Just an idea, dunno if usable or not.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34577020]The fact that I waste my time drawing when I probably will never get a job out of it, and that I have no other talents that would land me any money, so I'm probably going to be stuck working at a McDonald's forever or some other shitty job. (Better then NO job, but still...)

Before you tell me any different, where would an American person, ever land a job, drawing [I]anime shit,[/I] and get a decent enough paycheck to feed themselves without moving to Japan or something?

Yeah sure I have a great imagination, and could probably design characters for games or something, but... That kinda job is extremely hard to come by. And you're never guaranteed to go through with it and make any money.

I've tried "going out of my comfort zone" before and drawing more western-like cartoon styles, and even realism, but that kind of thing has [I]always[/I] looked ugly and uninteresting to me, even before I knew what anime was. So I can't do that, either.

In the back of my head, there's always some little voice that says "You draw as a hobby. How fucking stupid is that. You're just wasting time for what, DeviantART pageveiws and praise from little snot weeaboos who can't tell [I]good[/I] art from a shitty Sonic recolor?"
Then again that little voice always says I'm wasting time with "stupid shit." So I don't know if I should trust it or not.[/QUOTE]

Draw shit for the rule 34 thread.
I drew my first porn image while intoxicated and sent it to bad dragon via email saying "FUCK YOUR SHIT N*****S I CAN DRAW BETTER SHIT THAN THAT FUCKING FURFAG NARSE"

I was jealous at the fact that "NARSE" makes more dosh than me.

[Psycommu]

I dislike rule 34, sorry.

[Lighting]

Christ hot damn I have burning diarrhea. I have to rush to the bathroom every minute because I'm about to explode. Damn!

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34577020]The fact that I waste my time drawing when I probably will never get a job out of it, and that I have no other talents that would land me any money, so I'm probably going to be stuck working at a McDonald's forever or some other shitty job. (Better then NO job, but still...)
[/QUOTE]

My fears really.
If this small community here still exists in like 5-6 years I'll be sure to tell you how shit my life is unless I'm extremely lucky and somehow manage to get a decent job.

I'm not good at anything.
In elementary school I was good at almost everything except for math, but once I went to High School, lol nope. Grades and shit fell down so fucking hard that I don't know what the fuck to do anymore.

I mean, I want to be one of the things that require GOOD grades and shit, but I don't have that.
Other than that it would be pretty cool to work for a gaming industry as a mapper or something, but that's piss fucking hard to get a job at, maybe music since I'm interested, but I suck so hard at it so nope. Ah, fuck my life.
I really hope something, SOMETHING drastic happens in my life so I turn from shit to, hey, you actually have GOOD opportunities for the rest of your life!

And to make it worse, job opportunities don't look that great right now.

[Qaus]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34577109]I dislike rule 34, sorry.[/QUOTE]

i find it more of a formula for humor than fap material

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34577109]I dislike rule 34, sorry.[/QUOTE]

Then just draw porn.
Hell, the drawing I sent contained rule 34 and rule 63 of an alien Duke Nukem

[kijji]

My mom just got back from staying overnight with my aunt. My uncle is in a hospital bed in the house. I asked my mom how he was and she said, "He's there."

This sounds horrible but let him die already. It's time to end his suffering.

[Psycommu]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34577154]My fears really.
If this small community here still exists in like 5-6 years I'll be sure to tell you how shit my life is unless I'm extremely lucky and somehow manage to get a decent job.

I'm not good at anything.
In elementary school I was good at almost everything except for math, but once I went to High School, lol nope. Grades and shit fell down so fucking hard that I don't know what the fuck to do anymore.

I mean, I want to be one of the things that require GOOD grades and shit, but I don't have that.
Other than that it would be pretty cool to work for a gaming industry as a mapper or something, but that's piss fucking hard to get a job at, maybe music since I'm interested, but I suck so hard at it so nope. Ah, fuck my life.
I really hope something, SOMETHING drastic happens in my life so I turn from shit to, hey, you actually have GOOD opportunities for the rest of your life!

And to make it worse, job opportunities don't look that great right now.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but the biggest opportunities I have are probably the hardest to get.
I can't predict the future so I guess I'll just have to try my hardest and see what happens.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34577196]Then just draw porn.
Hell, the drawing I sent contained rule 34 and rule 63 of an alien Duke Nukem[/QUOTE]

What is it with you and porn?
I don't wanna draw porn...

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34577210]What if you can't draw?[/QUOTE]

Then draw porn

I didn't know how to draw at first, but then I got better by drawing porn

[Deaver]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34577154]My fears really.
If this small community here still exists in like 5-6 years I'll be sure to tell you how shit my life is unless I'm extremely lucky and somehow manage to get a decent job.

I'm not good at anything.
In elementary school I was good at almost everything except for math, but once I went to High School, lol nope. Grades and shit fell down so fucking hard that I don't know what the fuck to do anymore.

I mean, I want to be one of the things that require GOOD grades and shit, but I don't have that.
Other than that it would be pretty cool to work for a gaming industry as a mapper or something, but that's piss fucking hard to get a job at, maybe music since I'm interested, but I suck so hard at it so nope. Ah, fuck my life.
I really hope something, SOMETHING drastic happens in my life so I turn from shit to, hey, you actually have GOOD opportunities for the rest of your life!

And to make it worse, job opportunities don't look that great right now.[/QUOTE]

My life story.

My grades having dropped like a lead zeppelin, no third language required for entry into college and friends leaving in some manner or another left me almost hopeless until I discovered that IT was picking up in this country. Considering going into programming, but I'm not sure if I want to go into that or psychology. Doubt I could afford both.

[NateDude]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34575946]How many funny posts do you have?[/QUOTE]

0

[Hardpoint Nomad]

There's no gm_ghosthunt servers.

Dammit, Freaky and I want to make a video and scare our pants off.

[Deaver]

How fucking slow my download speed is. I'd usually get 100 kb/s where I am, but my lol nope Eircom.

I swear to god, I'll build my own fucking ISP if it gets better speeds than the shit I'm paying for.

[kaine123]

Is flagdog not showing for anyone else?

[Psycommu]

What gets me mad is how hard it is to interpret things properly over the internet when there is no voice behind it.
It causes me to misunderstand so much because it's impossible for me, someone who already has problems with basic communication, to understand what people truly meant to say when they type.
And it makes me feel dumber then I already feel about myself.

[Deaver]

How there's no way to punctuate sarcasm in the English language (as far as I know).

[Sashaisme]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34577020]The fact that I waste my time drawing when I probably will never get a job out of it, and that I have no other talents that would land me any money, so I'm probably going to be stuck working at a McDonald's forever or some other shitty job. (Better then NO job, but still...)

Before you tell me any different, where would an American person, ever land a job, drawing [I]anime shit,[/I] and get a decent enough paycheck to feed themselves without moving to Japan or something?

Yeah sure I have a great imagination, and could probably design characters for games or something, but... That kinda job is extremely hard to come by. And you're never guaranteed to go through with it and make any money.

I've tried "going out of my comfort zone" before and drawing more western-like cartoon styles, and even realism, but that kind of thing has [I]always[/I] looked ugly and uninteresting to me, even before I knew what anime was. So I can't do that, either.

In the back of my head, there's always some little voice that says "You draw as a hobby. How fucking stupid is that. You're just wasting time for what, DeviantART pageveiws and praise from little snot weeaboos who can't tell [I]good[/I] art from a shitty Sonic recolor?"
Then again that little voice always says I'm wasting time with "stupid shit." So I don't know if I should trust it or not.[/QUOTE]

I understand how you feel. It sucks. I try my best to be optimistic about it, but I don't really know what the future holds. Hopefully we'll be lucky enough to make it.

On another note, a girl died in May last year. She was buried with her phone. Her friend called her number, to hear her voicemail.

Guess what? They gave the girl's number to someone else.

Guess who that person is? Me.

I have a dead person's phone number. This makes me sad.