Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

"Stop using up all the bandwidth!" "But I'm doing things offline." "Maybe if you closed your hundred windows, maybe we can watch that video!" Yep. Everyone else in the family thinks I use up lots of bandwidth browsing. In reality, I say they do since they watch a lot of videos. Turned my radio off just to see if they pull the same thing. That confirms that they just blame it on me if the internet is running slow to them .

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[QUOTE=ILY;35655669][t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2848674/aight/DSC00442.JPG[/t] ;o[/QUOTE] Holy shit. That pepper sauce is sexy as fuck

Mr. Sandman title change [img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] -#1 [img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img] - Mold Member [img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img] - Nipple King of Saudi Arabia (Expect a week before change)

How my mind fools me into thinking I already did something. I missed [I]two doses in a row[/I] of my meds, because I swear to God that I took them. The memory is there. Vivid. Phone alarm goes off to signal my dose time, I get the pills, take one out and took them with a nasty, flat Pepsi. But the memory is false, I didn't do it at all. I completely missed them. [I]WHY THE FUCK DOES MY BRAIN DO SHIT THAT NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN!!?[/I]

[quote]Me: Alright! Since I finally saved up about $40, I'm gonna go buy that game I've been wanting to get! *checks wallet, only to find a note that reads: "Sorry Marcos, I needed to borrow the money from you so that I can buy things for our house that we don't even need! I promise to return the money soon! From, Mom. :)", which is translation to "I'm not returning the money, just like all the other times I didn't give you your money back. :)"* >mfw [img]http://i.minus.com/ibkdjtyj96jfy9.gif[/img][/quote] [sub]Disclaimer: I don't mind if my mom borrows my money as long as she returns it, but she NEVER gives me my money back. And whenever I ask for the money back, she yells at me for it.[/sub]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35662642][SUB]Disclaimer: I don't mind if my mom borrows my money as long as she returns it, but she NEVER gives me my money back. And whenever I ask for the money back, she yells at me for it.[/SUB][/QUOTE] Damn, that sucks. I always get my money back, with interests most of the time.

[QUOTE=Cructo;35662725]Hide your money.[/QUOTE] Don't you think I've tried? She always finds it somehow.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35662744]Don't you think I've tried? She always finds it somehow.[/QUOTE] Hollow out a cd drive and put it in there Just because it doesn't work with jizz socks doesn't mean that it won't work with money.

Or hollow out a thick book. or a book some people would not read, like that creepy book about how this kid was molested by is uncle :v:

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;35662267]Mr. Sandman title change [img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] -#1 [img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img] - Mold Member [img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img] - Nipple King of Saudi Arabia (Expect a week before change)[/QUOTE] I don't even know which to pick I'm torn between Mold Member and Nipple King of Saudi Arabia

[QUOTE=Crash15;35662844]Or hollow out a thick book, like a book some people wouldn't read. Like a Steven King book, even though my mom reads those :v:[/QUOTE] Who wouldn't read a Ste[B]ph[/B]en King book?

[QUOTE=ILY;35662861]Who wouldn't read a Ste[B]ph[/B]en King book?[/QUOTE] - I've never read one before :c

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35662850]I don't even know which to pick I'm torn between Mold Member and Nipple King of Saudi Arabia[/QUOTE] Didn't someone else already have "Mold Member" as a title? I think "Nipple King of Saudi Arabia" would be the best one.

[QUOTE=Cructo;35662808]You're clearly not hiding well enough.[/QUOTE] I've tried to hide my wallet everywhere I can think of in my house.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35662925]how easy it is for me to feel like a fucking dickwad who should burn in hell film, can you please post what i was on about earier (with the dog thing), i don't think i can rewrite it again[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1160468[/url] Might be a better thread for what you're about to post. [editline]21st April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;35662940]I've tried to hide my wallet everywhere I can think of.[/QUOTE] Hide the cash in a separate place until you want to spend it???

If I'm titled the Nipple King of Saudi Arabia, it should link to [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/189463_204580289557732_100000172877817_863161_4836235_n.jpg]dis shit.[/url]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35662955]If I'm titled the Nipple King of Saudi Arabia, it should link to [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/189463_204580289557732_100000172877817_863161_4836235_n.jpg]dis shit.[/url][/QUOTE] Shop that face onto lawrence of arabia and you're set

[QUOTE=ILY;35662942]Hide the cash in a separate place until you want to spend it???[/QUOTE] Might as well dig a hole in my backyard or something then.

That defeats the purpose of posting in the other thread

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35663067]look, I'm sad, an also angry. So literally that covers both threads. And it'd double the chances of being cheered up so...[/QUOTE] Now watch a Mr. Bean movie and triple it

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;35662993]Shop that face onto lawrence of arabia and you're set[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Wellyaknowyajustyagottayeah.png[/img] well it's what showed up on google images but ya well here's dat shit [editline]21st April 2012[/editline] I love putting my face on shit

So you want that picture to be in your link?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35663083] I love putting my face on shit[/QUOTE] We noticed

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;35663178]So you want that picture to be in your link?[/QUOTE] Sure why not to be honest, any title is better than [B]SANDY VAGINA[/B]

[QUOTE=Cructo;35663286]Why do you hate that title?[/QUOTE] I always assumed that Sandman bought it

[QUOTE=Cructo;35663286]Why do you hate that title?[/QUOTE] It was bought as an insult by Red Scout and also I hate the word vagina anyway you guys know dis shit [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjfAxtj_OcM[/media] I don't know why but I'm feeling like this right now I think it's cause I've been watching JonTron

[QUOTE=ILY;35663323]I always assumed that Sandman bought it[/QUOTE] NOPE no that ain't me [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/NOPE.png[/img] Does this look like me no it don't cause it ain't [H2]IT AIN'T[/H2] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/NOPEITAINTMEMOTHERFUCKER.PNG[/IMG]

No shit, that's why I said [B]assumed[/B].

Enjoy.