Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=1solidsnake2;35665922]They probably broke themselves, they [I]are[/I] Skullcandy's.[/QUOTE] Bought a skullcandy backpack for the sixth grade, got a huge gaping hole in it, bought a satchel and I've been using it since. Can fit about two laptops in it, too

[QUOTE=Stinky;35665869]Sounds like cliche creepypasta material.[/QUOTE] Well, that's what happened. Seriously. Not a single sound and not a single NPC.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35665285]My facial hair. No, I don't have a neckbeard or one of those 8-direction kiddie diddler pedostaches. I have titanium facial hair. It REFUSES to be shaved unless I use medium force, no shaving cream and a super-sharp razor, otherwise I just nick myself more than I do now. It sucks.[/QUOTE] It's a hint that you're a fucking viking

[QUOTE=Zenpod;35666039]It's a hint that you're a fucking viking[/QUOTE] Viking, or Pirate?

[QUOTE=proch;35666088]Viking, or Pirate?[/QUOTE] Viking. Definitely viking.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;35666039]It's a hint that you're a fucking viking[/QUOTE] My stepdad is descended from Vikings, which I guess makes he and my little brother and sister vikings. do I get to be a viking as well, by association?

I hate it when my internet connection slows for no apparent reason. Watching a stream, only person in the house, get through the first hour with no problems, suddenly stream starts stuttering. Looking at the chat, I find I'm the only one with a problem. My internet connection isn't that great to begin with, and I take this into consideration. Until it decides to be unpredictable as hell.

[QUOTE=Stinky;35665869]Sounds like cliche creepypasta material.[/QUOTE] As I walked closer in the empty streets I saw a figure in the distance, an NPC with pure white eyes who repeated the crying animation while not moving. [URL="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/057/a/b/silly_applejack_animation_by_mariokinz-d3ah7ji.gif"]The closer I got the louder the sound of a young girl crying escalated.[/URL] Mere steps away from this crying my game started to freezing, flashing video multiple times before emitting a screeching noise and red ringing.

[QUOTE=Quinnjdq;35666202]As I walked closer in the empty streets I saw a figure in the distance, an NPC with pure white eyes who repeated the crying animation while not moving. [URL="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/057/a/b/silly_applejack_animation_by_mariokinz-d3ah7ji.gif"]The closer I got the louder the sound of a young girl crying escalated.[/URL] Mere steps away from this crying my game started to freezing, flashing video multiple times before emitting a screeching noise and red ringing.[/QUOTE] oooOoOooOOOoOooo~

[QUOTE=Quinnjdq;35666202]As I walked closer in the empty streets I saw a figure in the distance, an NPC with pure white eyes who repeated the crying animation while not moving. [URL="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/057/a/b/silly_applejack_animation_by_mariokinz-d3ah7ji.gif"]The closer I got the louder the sound of a young girl crying escalated.[/URL] Mere steps away from this crying my game started to freezing, flashing video multiple times before emitting a screeching noise and red ringing.[/QUOTE] Forgot the part where a hyper realistic skeleton pops out.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;35665532]I started up Saints Row the Third, pressed continue, and when it loaded the map was 100% empty. Not a single NPC. Just me. And it was completely silent. No sound effects. I have no idea what's causing this but I'm apparently the only person experiencing it considering how there isn't a single thing on Google that explains this.[/QUOTE] I demand a video

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;35666148]Viking. Definitely viking.[/QUOTE] I'd say the same.

WHY IS MY INTERNET SUDDENLY SLOW AS FUCK.

[QUOTE=1solidsnake2;35665922]They probably broke themselves, they [I]are[/I] Skullcandy's.[/QUOTE] Your avatar reminds me of something that happened a few weeks ago. One of my assignments at college (I do a parallel computing module) was to setup a globus based computing grid, which after 5 whole days we got it working. While I'm out to lunch a collegue comes along and does rm rf /etc/ while "trying to install chrome". There were no words to express my dismay. [editline]22nd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mipje;35664945][IMG]http://ragecdn.blob.core.windows.net/pictures/609131ad-30c9-4c9b-aa8e-0b7acffeb53d.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] That's nothing [img]http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1022/5186343440_5ac4206fed_z.jpg[/img] In the uk, lego doesn't even show on the radar

When I'm sitting here switching between tabs furiously, completely forgetting I have a second monitor to put my stuff in

[QUOTE=Crash15;35664769]How much I want to kick children in the teeth. Namely those who play Cowwadooty and have weed emblems/names/titles. Especially the ones who complain if you don't "quickscope" or "noscope" and act like you just murdered their family and their dog if you "hardscope" or actually fucking snipe[/QUOTE] You hate children. So you hate yourself?

[QUOTE=Sourcegamer8;35667089]You hate children. So you hate yourself?[/QUOTE] If you're going to twist someone's words, that's not how you do it.

[QUOTE=Sourcegamer8;35667089]You hate children. So you hate yourself?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;MwPLQ43JVYU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU[/video]

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35667103][video=youtube;MwPLQ43JVYU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU[/video][/QUOTE] Stop. [editline]21st April 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://puu.sh/qOSJ[/IMG] You're going to keep on racking up dumbs with your completely retarded posts you know.

[QUOTE=KabsIsBack;35666448]I demand a video[/QUOTE] This isn't something paranormal or scary. Just a lack of NPCs and any sound. I think it may have something to do with overclocking because I remember trying to overclock my computer last time I was playing SRTT. Edit: Just kidding there were some cars but other than that, nothing. There isn't even a hud, I can't pull out my parachute, and I can't activate my garage or anything. Edit 2: I tried going down the elevator but I was just greeted by an infinitely long loading screen. Did I mention that I kept trying to fall to the ground and whenever I hit the ground and died, the screen wouldn't turn red?

I'm having a mental breakdown.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35667588]I thought that script was removed.[/QUOTE] Why would it be [editline]21st April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35667447]I'm having a mental breakdown.[/QUOTE] duct tape

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35666165]My stepdad is descended from Vikings, which I guess makes he and my little brother and sister vikings. do I get to be a viking as well, by association?[/QUOTE] How about that double page peasant? Also, I used to identify you by your title. Now I can't do that so much. :v:

[QUOTE=ILY;35667613]duct tape[/QUOTE] That made me feel a bit better, thanks. Though I don't think putting duct tape on my head would feel good when I would have to take it off.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35667643]That made me feel a bit better, thanks. Though I don't think putting duct tape on my head would feel good when I would have to take it off.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/4/11113450587-orig.jpg[/img] IT FIXES [B]EVERYTHING[/B]!

Oh, now THAT would work perfectly. Repairing and looking snazzy at the same time.

[QUOTE=ILY;35667651][img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/4/11113450587-orig.jpg[/img] IT FIXES [B]EVERYTHING[/B]![/QUOTE] What pisses me off is you can buy these stupid hats plastered with energy drink designs on it. But I can't find one like this.

Well my mental breakdown is now completely blown over. Let's see what we achieved in this mess of emotional bullshit: A ripped apart relationship A torn friendship Ruined love A mother who now probably thinks I need serious mental help after describing the mechanics of my mental breakdowns and what happens to me in them +200 awkwardness points towards communicating with mother Rank: SSS NEW RECORD! [I]Ain't it [B]fucking [U]GRAND.[/U][/B][/I] God why do I snap so easily...

I play in two RP threads on Fast Threads. One is a colonization one in which I am England. This other guy creates a company and England, colonizes Canada while I colonize New England. First he has the audacity to tell me to NOT colonize New England. That's strike one before shit transfers into the other RP thread (I own one of the strongest nations in it). His colonies then fail massively and his company dies. He's out of the game. Another guy joins and decides he'll settle in Mississippi, at this point I'm in Virginia. I ask him to not expand too much as I intend to own the Eastern Seaboard and the breadbasket states. He tells me he'll go where he pleases. I tell him that I'm not afraid to combat lowly Denmark as England. Then that guy from earlier comes on and is like "Already pushing people around Face...?" in the most arrogant manner I could imagine. I summarily tell him to fuck off, literally nobody likes him. That's strike two. He has one more chance before his precious Canada is demolished by East Germany in the E&R thread.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35668054]It's too depressing in here. Have some Snoop Dogg. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w275r0FzEdY&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-snoop.gif[/img]