Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=ILY;35667651] IT FIXES [B]EVERYTHING[/B]![/QUOTE] Mythbusters survived on an island with only shit tons of rolls of duct tape. Its better than sliced bread fo sho.

I just realized Tech N9ne raps in Pig Latin on Caribou Lou... Why isn't he as famous as faggots like Tyga and Lil Wayne...?

Third strike, time to fuck up this guy's day.

what

[QUOTE=BlankSlate;35667103][video=youtube;MwPLQ43JVYU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU[/video][/QUOTE] Did you not learn anything from all these bans? Stop posting like a idiot.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35665285]My facial hair. No, I don't have a neckbeard or one of those 8-direction kiddie diddler pedostaches. I have titanium facial hair. It REFUSES to be shaved unless I use medium force, no shaving cream and a super-sharp razor, otherwise I just nick myself more than I do now. It sucks.[/QUOTE] Lucky. I can't even get hair to grow on my [b]FACE[/b] instead of the bottom part of the chin.

the same thoughts keep going through my head: wishing i had a little sister, not being close to family, growing up, being depressed, just wanting to lay down and die... depression oh depression go awayyyyy, go awayyy go awayyyyyyyyyyyyy you stupid putrid fucking cunt go awayyyy

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35667588]I thought that script was removed.[/QUOTE] What script? Where? How do I find this stuff out?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35667588]I thought that script was removed.[/QUOTE] wait wtf, I have that rating script and its gone but it is enabled the fuck

When Bran hangs up before I can SAY FUCKING GOODBYE [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35668054]It's too depressing in here. Have some Snoop Dogg. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w275r0FzEdY&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] yo what up [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIIpExVf-5I[/media][/quote] [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCnqqGiJ-KA[/media][/quote] [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnwz5yhsok[/media][/quote] [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNSPUoB_Pk[/media][/quote] and my personal favorite: [quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b2w4CU6Vc4[/media][/quote]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/EPvGR.png[/img] But it is still around today, I just saw a commercial for them this morning :suicide:

[QUOTE=KingKombat;35668294]what[/QUOTE] Read a few posts up. This guy and I have been arguing about literally everything political in both reality and in-game on these threads. I've had enough of his idiocy.

A few hours ago my little brother was coughing, gagging, and crying. I told my mom and a few minutes later she tells me she's going to bring him tot he emergency room. They haven't come back yet. I'm a bit worried.

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;35669120]A few hours ago my little brother was coughing, gagging, and crying. I told my mom and a few minutes later she tells me she's going to bring him tot he emergency room. They haven't come back yet. I'm a bit worried.[/QUOTE] I had to sit in the lobby of an ER for five hours once.

Speaking of going to bed... I was about to until the cat jumped up on there, laid on my balled up blanket and fell asleep. Fucking bed stealer. She's so peaceful and purring, I can't bring myself to move her but I'm so cold and I can't find another blanket ffffff

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35669155]I need to learn how to save my game frequently. Been playing through Final Fantasy VII all day until I [I]finally[/I] get to a save point where I meet Cait Sith for the first time. I haven't saved for about 2 hours and I'm really starting to get tired. It's nearly 3 AM. "We're sorry, but you have to pay to use this save point in the carnival." [B][U][I]I WANNA GO TO BED[/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE] [I]Pay for it[/I] Alternativley, [H2]GAME CRASH[/H2]

How much of a dick my 'friend' can be He's normally cool, but some times he just becomes such an asshole. Two weeks ago, he was begging me to ask my dad to build a computer for him (he bought all the parts) and I convinced my dad to do it. That was a week ago, and since then I've helped him do a bunch of things with his computer, including how to properly hide porn, and he's being a complete dick to me. He talks shit about me and when I ask somebody to stop spamming the skype call, he's like "HURR ERRYBODY SPAM IM SO FUNNY XDXDXD" Not to mention the fact he thinks his computer is 1000 times better than mine even though he has 4GB of RAM and I have 8, we have the same GPU, and his processor is 3.1 GHz DUAL CORE while mine is 3.0 GHz QUAD. It's also fucking annoying as hell when he spends the entire class that I have with him playing stupid fucking card games and treating me bad because I hate that game because it's nerdy and boring as fuck so I try and pass the time by messing around. If I had no self control, I would've killed this kid years ago

Doesn't seem like he's actually your friend.

whenever i go on faecbook and see this shit on my newsfeed 'LIKE IN 1 SECONDS IF YOU REMEMBER THIS' 'LIKE IF HE SAVED YOU' 'LIKE IF YOU THINK THIS IS SAD' jesus... people trying to boost there e-dicks through likes on facebook

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;35669917]How much of a dick my 'friend' can be He's normally cool, but some times he just becomes such an asshole. Two weeks ago, he was begging me to ask my dad to build a computer for him (he bought all the parts) and I convinced my dad to do it. That was a week ago, and since then I've helped him do a bunch of things with his computer, including how to properly hide porn, and he's being a complete dick to me. He talks shit about me and when I ask somebody to stop spamming the skype call, he's like "HURR ERRYBODY SPAM IM SO FUNNY XDXDXD" Not to mention the fact he thinks his computer is 1000 times better than mine even though he has 4GB of RAM and I have 8, we have the same GPU, and his processor is 3.1 GHz DUAL CORE while mine is 3.0 GHz QUAD. It's also fucking annoying as hell when he spends the entire class that I have with him playing stupid fucking card games and treating me bad because I hate that game because it's nerdy and boring as fuck so I try and pass the time by messing around. If I had no self control, I would've killed this kid years ago[/QUOTE] He doesn't even sound like a friend. He just sounds like a dick who's just using you for his own personal gain.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35669155]I need to learn how to save my game frequently. Been playing through Final Fantasy VII all day until I [I]finally[/I] get to a save point where I meet Cait Sith for the first time. I haven't saved for about 2 hours and I'm really starting to get tired. It's nearly 3 AM. "We're sorry, but you have to pay to use this save point in the carnival." [B][U][I]I WANNA GO TO BED[/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE] I know how you feel. My friend sent me a Bob Ross video.

[QUOTE=777ecnatsiser;35670290]whenever i go on faecbook and see this shit on my newsfeed 'LIKE IN 1 SECONDS IF YOU REMEMBER THIS' 'LIKE IF HE SAVED YOU' 'LIKE IF YOU THINK THIS IS SAD' jesus... people trying to boost there e-dicks through likes on facebook[/QUOTE] I have never seen anything like this on facebook before. You people must add the shittest people as 'friends' because I don't ever run into this problem.

A friend brought over Mass Effect 3. I wanted to take turns playing multiplayer with him. Unfortunately, EA wasn't going to simply let us play it. This is the first time those damn online passes have ruined my fun.

Jesus please hold me. I got attacked by a spider, I'm fucking scared of spiders

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35671131]Jesus please hold me. I got attacked by a spider, I'm fucking scared of spiders[/QUOTE] They're everyone's surprise visit friends though! [img]http://i.imgur.com/JLRIF.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35671131]Jesus please hold me. I got attacked by a spider, I'm fucking scared of spiders[/QUOTE] How big was it and what happened. I got very close to having a huntsmen jump on me before, little did I know before that they jump if they feel surrounded. Jesus fuck I would have died.

When people consider working on things they don't like [URL="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltmr11Q4kF1r23lpxo1_400.jpg"]'wasted talent'[/URL]. To see such fucking ignorance astounds me, it is the thought pattern of children yet people still persist in believing it. Seriously, people want to be allowed to like what they like yet when someone likes something even slightly touchy they are fucking terrible and need to stop and do something more productive. I have seen this time an time again with dozens of popular artists who have been driven off because the audience can't get past there petty dislikes. Take rubber fruit in example, he liked one video and he was so overwhelmed with hate that he gave up on something that he did well. Honestly if you have the idea that something is completely bad and anyone who likes it is wrong you should just sit down and think about it like a logical adult rather than a child with an ego-complex a false idea of what is right or wrong.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35664624]I can't do a good Duke Nukem voice [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/Ubermunchkin_1335129987.mp3]Proof[/url][/QUOTE] But...I thought it was good. :(

No he DOES NOT

Slipknot fans. Not all of them, but the very audible ones that accuse you of worshiping Justin Bieber if you don't like Slipknot. It's silly.