Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

Why can't I access steam settings on my phone? I want to disable my steam guard so I can log in at my grandma's house god damn it

[QUOTE=Cructo;35675834]Can't you just access your email account that your Steam account is linked to from your grandma's house?[/QUOTE] nope, at least I don't know if I can or not, because it isn't gmail

Way too much food at Outback. I feel sluggish and like I'm not in control of my body. My muscles are twitching in my shoulders...

my friends have been leaving me out of everything on steam and stuff, even 2 days before my birthday. im lonely and want to play games, is that too much to ask? :(

Dragons hoarding gold in shit always weirded me out. [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v33/GrayLensman/Hickman/Dragons_Hoard.jpg[/img] Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Hero fights dragon and takes it's gold shit and the princess or whatever. Well, what the fuck does the dragon WANT with the gold? I can't think of any practical uses for gold, for a dragon at least. The most I can come up with is that they're just really stupid. So stupid that they go "Ooh, [i]shiny!!![/i]" which kind of makes dragons lamer.

Last night I was sitting there all bored and shit so I was like "I guess I'll have some of my Miller 40" I walk into my bedroom where it is, see my girlfriend laying there drunk off her ass. She drank the entire fucking bottle of Miller 40. Damn it. Now I have to buy more.

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35676187]Way too much food at Outback. I feel sluggish and like I'm not in control of my body. My muscles are twitching in my shoulders...[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/avatar/252363.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35676532]Dragons hoarding gold in shit always weirded me out. [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v33/GrayLensman/Hickman/Dragons_Hoard.jpg[/img] Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Hero fights dragon and takes it's gold shit and the princess or whatever. Well, what the fuck does the dragon WANT with the gold? I can't think of any practical uses for gold, for a dragon at least. The most I can come up with is that they're just really stupid. So stupid that they go "Ooh, [i]shiny!!![/i]" which kind of makes dragons lamer.[/QUOTE] Maybe it's to lure adventurers to them for an easy meal

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35674356]I don't really see why you guys think it's funny. Sure, I may have damaged the knife a bit, but I wasn't even aware of what I was doing until it was all over. Like, I had to go through months of therapy over that.[/QUOTE] Your step father sounds like a prick. Does your mother still see that waste of human resources?

This fucking bullshit. [t]http://i.imgur.com/YRPCd.jpg[/t] JUST AN HOUR AGO I WAS GETTING UNDER 100 PING ON MOST OF THOSE!

[QUOTE=leshrec1;35676808]Maybe it's to lure adventurers to them for an easy meal[/QUOTE] Sounds reasonable. Would buy it if they told me that was it. Only other explanation I ever hear was from [sub][sub][sub][sub]don't anyone start fucking bitching[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] My Little Pony, which was basically that Dragons are just naturally born with an urge to hoard as much as possible, and I guess since ponies see gold as having value, so do they. And also they eat gems.

People who post Shadbase comics in LMAO pics

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35676532]Dragons hoarding gold in shit always weirded me out. [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v33/GrayLensman/Hickman/Dragons_Hoard.jpg[/img] Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Hero fights dragon and takes it's gold shit and the princess or whatever. Well, what the fuck does the dragon WANT with the gold? I can't think of any practical uses for gold, for a dragon at least. The most I can come up with is that they're just really stupid. So stupid that they go "Ooh, [i]shiny!!![/i]" which kind of makes dragons lamer.[/QUOTE] According to my book on dragons... Male European dragons, like the one in your picture there, hoard gold, jewels, and various other treasures to impress females, aka, to find a mate. The more treasure the male has, the more impressed the female, increasing his chances. It also can lure meals, mostly being unwary adventurers. Though that's just what this book says, I've seen many explanations. I like this book. It covers all kinds of dragon iterations, including asian dragons, feather winged dragons and wyverns.

[QUOTE=Zoran;35676862]Your step father sounds like a prick. Does your mother still see that waste of human resources?[/QUOTE] If you're only coming to that conclusion now, I'm assuming you're just tuning in. And man, let me tell you, you haven't even heard a fifth of a sixteenth of a hundredth of how much of a shit stain his dad is.

I fucking hate when people leave their FUCKING TRASH CANS ON THE FUCKING STREET. Today I was practicing my driving for this years driving test and I almost smashed into a trash can that was right on the road. People can be so fucking dumb.

[QUOTE=Zoran;35676862]Your step father sounds like a prick. Does your mother still see that waste of human resources?[/QUOTE] Everybody and their grandma has said this a thousand times, welcome to the thread.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;35677102]I fucking hate when people leave their FUCKING TRASH CANS ON THE FUCKING STREET. Today I was practicing my driving for this years driving test and I almost smashed into a trash can that was right on the road. People can be so fucking dumb.[/QUOTE] Sometimes the trash trucks that pick up the garbage leave them on the street, or the wind blows it there, or kids fuck with it and put it in the street thinking it's funny.

The numerous Water Temples in Zelda games. The Water Temple in Ocarina of Time? I'd rather drown. The Lakebed Temple in Twilight Princess? I'd rather drown! And oh god, the Great Bay Temple in Majora's Mask... [tab]I'd rather drrroooowwn...[/tab]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35677120]Sometimes the trash trucks that pick up the garbage leave them on the street, or the wind blows it there, or kids fuck with it and put it in the street thinking it's funny.[/QUOTE] No, the trash trucks always put them back on the street, we don't have half ass trash workers. These trash workers are hired by the county, and come in their bright white, green, and blue trucks saying Miami - Dade. I have seen some kids knock down trash cans onto the street and wait for trucks to come and crush them.

My English teacher uses TvTropes to help explain things to our class.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;35677148]No, the trash trucks always put them back on the street, we don't have half ass trash workers. These trash workers are hired by the county, and come in their bright white, green, and blue trucks saying Miami - Dade. I have seen some kids knock down trash cans onto the street and wait for trucks to come and crush them.[/QUOTE] Oh... Well that narrows it down to wind or kids. Or maybe the homeowners really don't give a shit.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35677158]Oh... Well that narrows it down to wind or kids. Or maybe the homeowners really don't give a shit.[/QUOTE] It has to be the homeowners. These people are snotty Hispanics that feel like they run the fucking place. My dad parked his truck on the side of the road, and our neighbors bitched cause the car was on their property and made the place look bad.

[QUOTE=Stinky;35674539]Don't you just love when you manage to sleep over an alarm? [I]By 3 hours?[/I][/QUOTE] I do, actually. Usually 2 or 3 hours late is a free pass for me to stay home. My mom'll either call the school and say I'm sick or wait for them to call us since I already missed a couple of classes.

Sometimes I don't like the existence of the rating system. I know pixels don't count, but when I get rated disagree, or other such things, I want to know: Why? Can you please explain your reason to disagree, or say that my opinion is dumb, instead of hiding behind a forum feature? I'm not complaining. It's just when I get certain ratings, it piques my interest to know why they think that. But it pains me to know I can't exactly ask "why do you think this is disagreeable/dumb?" without snobby people jumping on me like a pack of hungry wolves for "complaining about a 16x16 icon." Edit: That's why I like the idea behind the Mass Debate forum. No ratings, you [I]have[/I] to say what's on your mind to tell why you disagree with the other person. You can't be chicken and hide behind a forum feature.

[QUOTE=343N;35673600]Yeah, fuck you, temperature. You used to be cool[/QUOTE] Holy fuck I didn't mean or even know that I made a pun. Oh well, more lightning bolts for me.

Better be careful with how many lightning bolts you collect! They can zap you pretty darn good thats for sure.

[img]http://speedcap.net/img/1353ca967f451bc10225f329815c8655/a8398ee3.png[/img] FUCK YOU FUCK

my installation went fine :v:

I agree horizon, I SHOULD kill myself.

[QUOTE=Stinky;35678020][img]http://speedcap.net/img/1353ca967f451bc10225f329815c8655/a8398ee3.png[/img] FUCK YOU FUCK[/QUOTE] That installer is familiar...