Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Neat!;34590951]the metamorphosis is complete[/QUOTE] When you change your avatar to something odd it doesn't make you odd. My avatar is an agreeing female lizard and I don't act like an agreeing female lizard. I'm disagreeing with you, so fuck the agreeing I'm male, so fuck the females (hot) I'm human, so... Forget about the lizard.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34591095]I just dont fucking want to die a virgin ;_;[/QUOTE] Don't worry, my western friend. You won't.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34591011]I think you just can't handle the friendship.[/QUOTE] Friendship is not an angry pair of testicles with eyes that belong to who hasn't dropped their balls yet.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34591095]I just dont fucking want to die a virgin ;_;[/QUOTE] get a hooker

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34591171]get a hooker[/QUOTE] But I want to gain the trust and affection of a woman, not just pay some hooker, and even if I wanted to, I have no fucking idea where I would begin to even get one.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34591095]I just dont fucking want to die a virgin ;_;[/QUOTE] then what are you doing on the internet? go out there and fuck bitches like a real man

[QUOTE=Mr.Ken;34591255]then what are you doing on the internet? go out there and fuck bitches like a real man[/QUOTE] I bet you get all the women by calling them "bitches."

The fact that I'll most likely be alone this Valentine's Day.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34591316]Yeah, call them hoes instead.[/QUOTE] How about women/woman

I call women "Confusing mood swings from Venus"

[QUOTE=Deaver;34591513]The fact that I'll most likely be alone this Valentine's Day.[/QUOTE] Who gives a damn for valentines day?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34590905]Ever since you changed your avatar you've been acting really odd.[/QUOTE] uh that was a joke it was a poke at the dumb kind of bronies

[QUOTE=Constructor;34591740]Who gives a damn for valentines day?[/QUOTE] lots of people

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34591596]How about women/woman[/QUOTE] How about men/man THAT'LL REALLY THROW EM OFF

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34591742]uh that was a joke it was a poke at the dumb kind of bronies[/quote] I thought you were serious Don't do that

Jazz music is so good, shame music nowadays is all those "YO SMOKE WEEDZ AND KILL COPS EVVRYDAY" rap music

I started using a pick in Guitar class for Basic Strum No. 2, and it's hard as fuck. Sometimes I skip strings when strumming and it feels impossible to strum a specific amount of strings. For example, the D chord. You only strum strings 1-4, but it feels impossible with a pick. [QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34591901]Jazz music is so good, shame music nowadays is all those "YO SMOKE WEEDZ AND KILL COPS EVVRYDAY" rap music[/QUOTE] No need for those groundless assumptions. You're steering a little too close to thinking some "golden age of music" crap.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34591901]Jazz music is so good, shame music nowadays is all those "YO SMOKE WEEDZ AND KILL COPS EVVRYDAY" rap music[/QUOTE] Ho-ly-shit. Someone else who likes Jazz music? <3 I wish music like jazz was a bit more mainstream, not that autotune piss. Or music with different genres in general. Not just pop, pop, pop.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34591901]Jazz music is so good, shame music nowadays is all those "YO SMOKE WEEDZ AND KILL COPS EVVRYDAY" rap music[/QUOTE] reading FP's opinion on mainstream music (not the part about you enjoying jazz) sometimes makes me want to kill myself

How there are no singers/musicians comparable to Sinatra anymore (in my opinion).

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34591901]Jazz music is so good, shame music nowadays is all those "YO SMOKE WEEDZ AND KILL COPS EVVRYDAY" rap music[/QUOTE] Jazz is good, but if you think all rap music is "YO SMOKE WEEDZ AND KILL COPS EVERYDAY" you probably don't even listen to rap.

Fuck Valentines day, BURZDAY IS BETTER

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34588828]'Bout to go take my permit test, wish me luck.[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/BRpya.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34592206][t]http://i.imgur.com/0zvsI.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Coming for you

Does anyone else miss the original PlayStation [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goPduGKpcIE&feature=related"]startup[/URL]?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34592287]Coming for you[/QUOTE] :q:

I feel like crap but my parent's aren't letting me stay home for school. I'm thinking about eating some of this bacon sauce that gives me a fever when I sniff it.

So i'm gonna download this texture pack for minecraft, and as the download begins, up pops one of those stupid ads! i approach with the mouse to close that fucker when suddenly he gains some sort of consciousness and hides behind the web browser. all this happens in a blink of an eye and my finger cannot be stopped. i close the web browser, cancels the download and that fucking ad appears once more to laugh in my face. motherfuck.

My computer is unfit to play Dead Space. I can't get past the part where you have to shoot the asteroids.

On a physics question [quote]How long should it take for a radar signal to travel to the moon and back?[/quote] EARTH-MOON DISTANCE: 3.7x10[SUP]5[/SUP] km SPEED OF RADAR SIGNAL: 3.00x10[SUP]8[/SUP] 3.7x10[SUP]5[/SUP] / 3.00x10[SUP]8[/SUP] = ~1.23s That was wrong. The answer was supposed to be ~2.46 Because: [quote]How long should it take for a radar signal to travel to the moon and back?[/quote] [quote]it take for a radar signal to travel to the moon and back?[/quote] [quote]a radar signal to travel to the moon and back?[/quote] [quote]to travel to the moon and back?[/quote] [quote]the moon and back?[/quote] [quote]and back?[/quote] TOOK ME 5 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG