Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

People who try to harm any of my friends get me REALLY fucking pissed. Seriously, their's this one bitch who called a friend of mine a dork, and then she insulted me by implying freshman like myself were inferior to sophmores like her. Needless to say, I felt like going RIP AND TEAR on her ass immidiately after that.

What should I do to keep myself safe? I have a bat, it's useless though.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34597712]What should I do to keep myself safe? I have a bat, it's useless though.[/QUOTE]Take self defense classes, get CCW and hammerless revolver, ect.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34597712]What should I do to keep myself safe? I have a bat, it's useless though.[/QUOTE] Lock your doors, close all your windows, and stay away from windows as much as possible. Only go outside when you need to get supplies like food and shit. Also the post above me.

[QUOTE=NateDude;34597465][B]NORTON ANTI-VIRUS INSTALLED ITSELF I SHIT YOU NOT [/B] [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I say it's the Norton demons.

[QUOTE]So I'm making a Gmod video. Any common tropes I should avoid? (Other then the obvious I.E. Meme garbage, randumb shit and blahblah). [B]SHIT THIS IS MY 3000TH POST[/B][/QUOTE] This was my 3000th post. I MAD.

Net cuts out during download 98% [B]FUUUUUUUUUUCK[/b]

[QUOTE=NateDude;34597879]This was my 3000th post. I MAD.[/QUOTE] Well, there's always a next time, no?

I just woke up from a 6-hour nap and I feel like absolute fucking shit.

[B]WHY WONT THE DARKNESS 2 PLAY FOR ME I MEET THE FUCKING REQUIREMENTS MY SPECS ARE TWICE AS HIGHER THAN THE GAME REQUIRES[/B]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34597595]I saw Hood Life Vol 3... I'm scared to live in SoFlorida now, please help me....[/QUOTE] Just watched it. Thank god I live in white as hell Frederick, MD.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;34596723]Yeah, I can tell. His theme is pretty fucking badass though. It's all drums and people in the background chanting "GAAAAAAAYTIS, GAAAAAAAAYTIS". [sp]I know that's not what they're saying, but it's funny because it sounds that way.[/sp] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ivwC1PMA8[/media][/QUOTE] First time I heard it, my immediate thought was, "Arceus called. It wants its drums back."

This day. It went by too fast.

mother is watching toddlers/tiaras >two year old girl getting spray tanned >been doing it since 11 months old >obviously doesnt want to be spray tanned >tries to run away >mother insists upon the spray tan ALL OF MY RAGE HOW IS THIS NOT CONSIDERED ABUSE

Whenever my inventory gets full in Minecraft, and I'm away from my house, I start finding all kinds of good shit and I don't want to get rid of my shit and I feel so fucking claustrophobic

Watching Duke's audio recordings while not trying to wake up my parents laughing. I fucking love Duke's recordings but damn I need to stop. My dad's gonna give me hell if I keep this noise up.

Some girl uploaded pictures of her bleeding wrists from cutting them. I hate people who try to grab attention like that. Especially since she has no legitimate issues in her life.

[QUOTE=Crash15;34598582]mother is watching toddlers/tiaras >two year old girl getting spray tanned >been doing it since 11 months old >obviously doesnt want to be spray tanned >tries to run away >mother insists upon the spray tan ALL OF MY RAGE HOW IS THIS NOT CONSIDERED ABUSE[/QUOTE] burning rage. fucking mothers who try to project their broken dreams onto their children

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;34597219]Youtube can load the ads before the video, but can't load the video itself.[/QUOTE] Or when my crappy connection can't ever play the fucking ads without stopping to buffer.

When people tell me to calm down when I am just casually criticizing them or other things over the internet. Fuck you. Also I hate how I always tell myself I am going to do my homework but I end up being a lazy fuck and never do it when it's important.

My ex-girlfriend/current housemate is having sex with a guy she met two days ago in the room below me.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34598374]Just watched it. Thank god I live in white as hell Frederick, MD.[/QUOTE] r u kidding me my nigga we r as blak as fuk [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO35Ua0wlmM[/media]

This guy is really starting to make me laugh [img]http://i40.tinypic.com/15ydikz.png[/img]

he called me a sperg "@firewurker calm your vag, sperg." lol?

[QUOTE=Crash15;34598912]he called me a sperg "@firewurker calm your vag, sperg." lol?[/QUOTE] Oh that was you? Wondering who that was.

[QUOTE=SuperLoz;34598721]My ex-girlfriend/current housemate is having sex with a guy she met two days ago in the room below me.[/QUOTE] Seriously? [quote][b]having sex with a guy she met [i]two days ago[/i][/b][/quote] [H2]SERIOUSLY?![/H2] [quote][b][i][u]in the room below me.[/u][/i][/b][/quote] [RELEASE][I][U][H2]ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME[/H2][/U][/I][/RELEASE]

[b]Fucking fuck dick.[/b] A fucking administrator pulled me aside today and told me that by failing classes on account of personal problems, I'm apparently trying to "cheat the system," so now she has decided the most logical option is to give me even [i]less[/i] of a chance to pass by reducing my time to improve my grades from 3 weeks to 3 days. Thanks bitch.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;34598985]Seriously? [H2]SERIOUSLY?![/H2] [/quote] Yeah. No, I'm serious. Unless it was three days ago. Not sure now. But I'm staying up late to write an essay. They both know I'm awake.

How the hell do I have a pimple on my goldfish it hurts to clean my gun

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34599106]How unoriginal insults have become in my eyes. It seems like the only thing we call each other now is "faggot" or something along those lines. Nobody's being creative anymore. I personally love the word that my stepfather came up with. "Fuckstick". It's so strange and laughable that you can't help but feel kind of intimidated by it in a weird way. "Shut up, fuckstick." Gets me every time.[/QUOTE] <InsultingVerb>+<Noun> CuntLeaf TardBag ShitLamp DickBrick Easy.