Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

also that voice thing where they ask you to say stuff happens to me whenever I play with people from the US "OH MY GOD YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN CAN YOU SAY POTATO" "uhh ok sure potato" "HOLY SHIT PENISES"

suddenly chest pains [h2]asdklansidgasokhdgkkasydg[/h2] i bet next morning ill probably feel even more sick than this morning.

it's almost 3 AM and i'm not even tired.

[QUOTE=Crash15;34600954]suddenly chest pains [h2]asdklansidgasokhdgkkasydg[/h2] i bet next morning ill probably feel even more sick than this morning.[/QUOTE] mornings and nights are when most people feel sickest.

Explosive Diarrhea isn't fun. atleast i don't have school today.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;34601024]Explosive Diarrhea isn't fun. atleast i don't have school today.[/QUOTE] ohgod i had diarrhea this morning so I skipped school, because fuck public bathrooms. Rather not have to deal with diarrhea in school.

On the topic of insults what do you guys think of dickbiscuit, Its been a favourite for a while. I managed to call somebody a 'pickleprick' today so I guess without even thinking I can make original insults. Not just the typical 'faggot' or 'dickhead' things.

Dickfence is a big favourite of mine

A favorite teacher of mine and a lot of students', both current and former, has been fired at the beginning of this semester. We immediately began printing out petitions, signing them, having other students sign them, and we are hopefully going to submit them to find out why this teacher was fired. Why do I say hopefully? The school is threatening to punish us, either by detention, suspension or expulsion. Here's the good stuff: myself and at least 20 others agree that if the school takes action, we will sue them for violating our First Amendment rights, the Bill of Rights and the Constitution. We are not giving up though. This teacher loved us and fought for our benefit, now we are fighting for her benefit. This feels like something from the 1960s.

I personally prefer "Fuckmunch", "Dickwipe", and "Tiny bugger nuggets".

I hate that phrase going around of 'a real man loves a woman every day of the month' or something, talking about her period and stuff. Try being with a girl who suffers with severe anxiety. Every. Day. Every day she's plagued by a bad thought that weighs heavily on her, and most of her negative thoughts stem from our relationship--because her anxiety likes to target good things in her life. She's constantly crying and saying how stupid she is and that she doesn't want to feel this way, and I keep telling her she isn't stupid at all, that I'll be here for her no matter what. I love her to death, I wish her anxiety would go away. It's been calming down a bit lately, however. Fuck her anxiety. I hate it.

If somebody with admin privs on the minecraft server could help me that would be amazing. I am VERY VERY far into the nether and I can't find the portal, I'm not gonna kill myself either. When one of you guys are playing I might need a tp back :v. And I'm mad that I'm slowly running out of things to listen to on the bus ride home from school, the slow piece of shit takes an hour and I'm pretty much out of podcasts and movies and tv shows at this point. That bus deserves a rant of its own though. 1. I get home an hour after school finishes, this is bullshit when teachers bundle homework and other stuff on you and I still want to play games or browse youtube. 2. The thing is probably 50 fucking years old, its so broken and shitty its unbelievable. It rattles like a toolbox full of nails and is 50% broken and filled with litter and dirt. 3. How come I get stuck with the shitty bus when I go to private school that has other incredibly nice buses that are a pleasure to ride, most kids get the slick ass brand new bus that has tinted windows and curtains and AIR CONDITIONING.. 4. I live 15 minutes away from the school and I get off pretty much dead last.

Clipping modelling parts off its injection sheet that are small as a fucking ant and then flies never to be found again.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34602342]If somebody with admin privs on the minecraft server could help me that would be amazing. I am VERY VERY far into the nether and I can't find the portal, I'm not gonna kill myself either. When one of you guys are playing I might need a tp back :v.[/QUOTE] Get on I'll teleport you. Although I thought I allowed /spawn in the permissions.

I prefer to use the insults of Beavis and Butthead. Dumbass Butthole Assgoblin Asswipe Assclown Turdburgler etc, etc.

oh god Exams on the 20th, I can't do this. I know that no matter how hard I revise i'll forget everything under the pressure

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34602408]oh god Exams on the 20th, I can't do this. I know that no matter how hard I revise i'll forget everything under the pressure[/QUOTE] If you have that attitude you will fail, try to think "Hell yeah, I'm going to make it!"

What a god damn joke, so I applied for a weekend job the other day at a call centre and since I can use a computer and have cognitive abilities I was confident I'd at least get an interview, I just got a phone call from their recruitment people and because I have uni on a Friday they can't offer me the job because it'd clash with their training period completely ignoring that I could email my tutors telling them that I can't make it in for a couple of weeks while I do this training so it looks like I have to survive the next 13 weeks on what's left of my uni money due to arbitrary nonsense.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34602443]If you have that attitude you will fail, try to think "Hell yeah, I'm going to make it!"[/QUOTE] I'm trying to, but I need to put in a lot of work so I can be confident that i'll pass. My only worry is that all the big subjects like maths and physics will take up revision time for ICT and DT which is what got me bad grades in my IGCSEs. it's going to take a while to memorise all the frequencies and wavelengths for all the waves in the electromagnetic spectrum. It's going to take even longer to understand the entire DT syllabus which was only introduced to me 2 weeks ago. [B]NAME ME A TYPE OF CARDBOARD USED FOR MAKING CEREAL BOXES[/B] oh lord

Okay, I managed to say 2 words to a really really cute girl. Damn I feel pretty pathetic for feeling proud about it. But nonetheless I managed to tell her good bye when she left after having a conversation with a friend of mine, but she looked at me like I was out of this world ;_;

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34602581]Okay, I managed to say 2 words to a really really cute girl. Damn I feel pretty pathetic for feeling proud about it. But nonetheless I managed to tell her good bye when she left after having a conversation with a friend of mine, but she looked at me like I was out of this world ;_;[/QUOTE] I know how to solve your problem, come to Asia, there are no cute girls. only Asians.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34602594]I know how to solve your problem, come to Asia, there are no cute girls. only Asians.[/QUOTE] But asians are cute too.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34602604]But asians are cute too.[/QUOTE] only a select few, most of them here are not that attractive, I spent 1 week in Scotland and I saw more attractive girls than I did see in 12 years of living in Malaysia.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34602618]only a select few, most of them here are not that attractive, I spent 1 week in Scotland and I saw more attractive girls than I did see in 12 years of living in Malaysia.[/QUOTE] There's the issue most Japanese women are hot.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34602645]There's the issue most Japanese women are hot.[/QUOTE] And desperate given how most of the male populace is busy masturbating over those dating video games.

When every girl looks like this: [t]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cp--xd0BWPw/TSaNlQB5J5I/AAAAAAAAAAY/VgYGJqSUyxY/s1600/swedish_girls_01.jpg[/t] And yourself is an ugly greasy zit faced shrimp, it really feels like every girl is out of this world

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34602731]When every girl looks like this: [t]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cp--xd0BWPw/TSaNlQB5J5I/AAAAAAAAAAY/VgYGJqSUyxY/s1600/swedish_girls_01.jpg[/t] And yourself is an ugly greasy zit faced shrimp, it really feels like every girl is out of this world[/QUOTE] here's what I've been thinking. There are all these guys talking about how awkward it is to talk to girls, and how they're nice and compassionate but don't have enough courage. Well, who said that this is exclusive to guys? I'm sure that there's at least one girl that is perfect for you, you just need to ask because as I see it, if you're both too shy it won't work will it? Also if you have a lot of zits, stop eating chocolate for a while, it worked for me.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;34602766]here's what I've been thinking. There are all these guys talking about how awkward it is to talk to girls, and how they're nice and compassionate but doesn't have enough courage. Well, who said that this is exclusive to guys? I'm sure that there's at least one girl that is perfect for you, you just need to ask because as I see it, if you're both too shy it won't work will it? Also if you have a lot of zits, stop eating chocolate for a while, it worked for me.[/QUOTE] I dont even eat much chocolate, I keep around 80-120g of chocolate a week

don't feel good

How people say that MRLS systems suck balls because they can't fire rockets in rapid succession, they can do it, but it would melt and warp the launchers so much that they would be fucking useless.