Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

your stepdad is dumb

How time seems to go faster as you get older. When your little an hour seems to take forever. By the time we're in our 80's an hour is probably going to seem like a minute. I made myself depressed.

[QUOTE=Snake7;34612816]How time seems to go faster as you get older. When your little an hour seems to take forever. By the time we're in our 80's an hour is probably going to seem like a minute. I made myself depressed.[/QUOTE] I just go along with it. Nothing special is going to happen anyway.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34612758]-Story of an NES and a stepdad and lack of dosh-[/QUOTE] It is kind of pointless to be getting one unless you're a collector or have a moral fiber regarding emulation. As for me, I just have what my parents had.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34612669]it's also filled with hats. I enjoyed TF2 back in the beta, haven't really played it since.[/QUOTE] BUT I [B]LOVE[/B] HATS ;-;

Murder in sleep!

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613099]Well, he DID sell them against our will...and made us go with him to sell it. Made my little brother cry, too. He was 5. We handed the man the box of games/controllers/everything and my stepfather knelt down, took my brothers hand and started waving it up and down. "Say goodbye to the games, Ryan!" "Buh-bye games..." Cried for about 10 minutes straight. :([/QUOTE] If you'll excuse me, I'll be in the Cute thread. I need cheering up. fuck

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613099]Well, he DID sell them against our will...and made us go with him to sell it. Made my little brother cry, too. He was 5. We handed the man the box of games/controllers/everything and my stepfather knelt down, took my brothers hand and started waving it up and down. "Say goodbye to the games, Ryan!" "Buh-bye games..." Cried for about 10 minutes straight. :([/QUOTE] I think this pisses me off more than almost anything else you've posted about your stepdad. Taunting little kids and making them cry. I can't even imagine what a little bitch he must've been as a kid to need to compensate so badly for his insecurities as an adult as to try to make five-year-olds miserable.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613207]Sorry. :([/QUOTE] Please don't be. Can somebody fucking tell me why the nice, smart guys get it [B]SO FUCKING ROUGH[/B]. It's sickening.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613099]Well, he DID sell them against our will...and made us go with him to sell it. Made my little brother cry, too. He was 5. We handed the man the box of games/controllers/everything and my stepfather knelt down, took my brothers hand and started waving it up and down. "Say goodbye to the games, Ryan!" "Buh-bye games..." Cried for about 10 minutes straight. :([/QUOTE] I hate your stepdad, and that's coming from someone who's more tolerant than about 75% of the forums.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613099]Well, he DID sell them against our will...and made us go with him to sell it. Made my little brother cry, too. He was 5. We handed the man the box of games/controllers/everything and my stepfather knelt down, took my brothers hand and started waving it up and down. "Say goodbye to the games, Ryan!" "Buh-bye games..." Cried for about 10 minutes straight. :([/QUOTE] excuse me may i call the cops and report that shitty excuse of a fucking father? he is literally the reason why i have lost faith in most of humanity. fuck you fuck you fuck you

Character sketches

I hate stress. No, really. My grades are in the shitter, and I have to worry about getting them up, staying after school, studying.. ect. I don't know where the fuck my love life is headed. I SITLL fucking like that girl but I've done jackshit about it, and Valentines day is coming up too. It's not a main issue, but it makes me extremely depressed. I have to figure out what the fuck I'm going to do once I move. I might not even finish school up here anymore. I got suspended, and that shit is on my record. Like I wasn't going to have trouble getting in college without that shit. I am extremely inconfident, insecure, and unsure. I've been getting more violent lately, yelling a lot more, being in a pissy mood. I hate this shit. Sometimes I feel like just.. stop doing what I'm doing, and do nothing. Run away, just.. stop. I wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore, because I'd be gone.

trying to figure out my gender Okay so [i]for some reason I'm not THAT uncomfortable with my male body like other trans people are, and I'm not as determined, sure of myself, or willing to change like other transgirls[/i] in fact the way I think from day to day I'd rather be- wait, what? [quote=Wikipedia]For humans, an androgyne (play /ˈændrədʒaɪn/ an-drə-jyn) in terms of gender identity, is a person who does not fit cleanly into the typical masculine and feminine gender roles of their society. They may also use the term ambigender to describe themselves. Many androgynes identify as being mentally "between" woman and man, or as entirely genderless. They may identify as non-gendered, genderneutral, agendered, between genders, genderqueer, multigendered, intergendered, pangender or gender fluid.[/quote] Well this sums it up exactly, genderless. BUT the problem with this way of thinking is that you always come to a sort of base, like you're a male who spends some of his time as a woman, but that's not what it's about, it's more of being a free floating personality that chooses what it wants to be at the time. Like, okay, well, ever since I joined Facepunch, and really, the internet, I've noticed I've been different here. Behaved differently, acted differently, perceived differently than in real life. As soon as I enter real life, things change. I'd rather bring that internet personality into the real world. I don't perceive that internet personality as having a gender, but rather being just my mass of thought, my body but the controller for sending the thought's messages. That's what I identify as Mister Sandman, my neutral identity. Caroline and Christian are the others. But what are you if you're not either? 'It' is a bit dehumanizing, and though my friend suggested that there were gender neutral pronouns like Shi and Hir, that sounds [i]dumb as shit.[/i] But that's assuming I'm spending all my time being it, which I'm not. I'm spending it being male or female, nothing being the base. So with that said, how much time would I spend being Sandman over Caroline/Christian? Well, in theory, [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Avatars/possibility.png[/img] But that could easily not be the case. Any of the three could be the minority. So that would remain to be seen. And how would you get people to know? How would they (they being you guys, since you're all pretty much my only friends) be able to tell at a glance what to refer to me by, and would asking them to do so be asking too much? In real life, I could easily switch between male and female, and use morphsuits/gas masks in order to form a sort of genderless anonymity. But the problem is that obviously people aren't going to be looking in my webcam 24/7 so what the fuck do I how the fuck does this work nothing makes sense and I feel stupid

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613914]He had it [I]really[/I] shitty growing up. That being said, you'd think that would make him a better person. You know, raising YOUR kids better than your parents did? At least he doesn't beat us...[/QUOTE] So, basically, it's a vicious cycle that both fortunately and unfortunately will finally come to and end with you.

when i eat peanuts and bite in to one that has gone bad that makes me really angry i paid for this bag of peanuts and it makes my mouth feel like death

Sudden bouts of sadness and depression fuck i just want to crawl into a corner and cry, i just fucking got over my depression too

I FUCKING HATE people that are assholes to everyone for no reason. At school today, i went to get in my van(yes i know, minivan, but it's the only ride i have[i put a sweet stereo system with subwoofers in it{PARTY VAN}]), and there was a wad of spit on my driver side window, doesn't seem like much, but it's the fact that someone is enough of an asshole to do that unprovoked makes my blood boil at freezing point. It doesn't help that one of my friends overheard him talking about slashing my tires. Listen asshole, you slash my tires, you are fucked, you're on probation and i can have you put away for quite a while if you do it.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613099]Well, he DID sell them against our will...and made us go with him to sell it. Made my little brother cry, too. He was 5. We handed the man the box of games/controllers/everything and my stepfather knelt down, took my brothers hand and started waving it up and down. "Say goodbye to the games, Ryan!" "Buh-bye games..." Cried for about 10 minutes straight. :([/QUOTE] You're really starting to actually frustrate me, why aren't you at least responding to SOME of our suggestions as to how to get back at him? I'd at least like a "Oh no I'm just going to wait it out".

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;34614177]You're really starting to actually frustrate me, why aren't you at least responding to SOME of our suggestions as to how to get back at him? I'd at least like a "Oh no I'm just going to wait it out".[/QUOTE] well what the fuck do you expect him to do most of everyone's suggestions of getting back are terrible ideas that will just make it worse for him

I was throwing up a lot today along with really bad head pain and my entire insides just aching.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34613626]trying to figure out my gender Okay so [i]for some reason I'm not THAT uncomfortable with my male body like other trans people are, and I'm not as determined, sure of myself, or willing to change like other transgirls[/i] in fact the way I think from day to day I'd rather be- wait, what? Well this sums it up exactly, genderless. BUT the problem with this way of thinking is that you always come to a sort of base, like you're a male who spends some of his time as a woman, but that's not what it's about, it's more of being a free floating personality that chooses what it wants to be at the time. Like, okay, well, ever since I joined Facepunch, and really, the internet, I've noticed I've been different here. Behaved differently, acted differently, perceived differently than in real life. As soon as I enter real life, things change. I'd rather bring that internet personality into the real world. I don't perceive that internet personality as having a gender, but rather being just my mass of thought, my body but the controller for sending the thought's messages. That's what I identify as Mister Sandman, my neutral identity. Caroline and Christian are the others. But what are you if you're not either? 'It' is a bit dehumanizing, and though my friend suggested that there were gender neutral pronouns like Shi and Hir, that sounds [i]dumb as shit.[/i] But that's assuming I'm spending all my time being it, which I'm not. I'm spending it being male or female, nothing being the base. So with that said, how much time would I spend being Sandman over Caroline/Christian? Well, in theory, [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Avatars/possibility.png[/img] But that could easily not be the case. Any of the three could be the minority. So that would remain to be seen. And how would you get people to know? How would they (they being you guys, since you're all pretty much my only friends) be able to tell at a glance what to refer to me by, and would asking them to do so be asking too much? In real life, I could easily switch between male and female, and use morphsuits/gas masks in order to form a sort of genderless anonymity. But the problem is that obviously people aren't going to be looking in my webcam 24/7 so what the fuck do I how the fuck does this work nothing makes sense and I feel stupid[/QUOTE] you're genderless. hmmm

I fucking just fucking fuck.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34614191]well what the fuck do you expect him to do most of everyone's suggestions of getting back are terrible ideas that will just make it worse for him[/QUOTE] I expect him to at least respond to a fourth of them instead of just complaining, leaving, then coming back to complain more later He DOES deserve to complain, he's in a real shitty situation. I just want him to at least tell us why he's not going to use our ideas if he's not going to.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34613099]Well, he DID sell them against our will...and made us go with him to sell it. Made my little brother cry, too. He was 5. We handed the man the box of games/controllers/everything and my stepfather knelt down, took my brothers hand and started waving it up and down. "Say goodbye to the games, Ryan!" "Buh-bye games..." Cried for about 10 minutes straight. :([/QUOTE] Okay now it just seems your stepdad is bullying you. Stand up! Tell him to fuck off whenever he tells you to do something when you don't have to. Honestly, i think you need to fucking destroy his face with popo

Fuck up something insignificant and lose hours of work on a project that's due tomorrow [I]FUCK[/I] Realize that you have important homework that you forgot to do also due tomorrow [I][B]FUUUCK[/B][/I] Realize that the project is worth a majority of your grade [I][B]FUUUUCK[/B][/I] Failing both classes, probably only making it worse [B][I]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK[/I][/B] Already depressed and mad as hell without these incidents, fucking hate everything [B][I][U]FUUUUUUUUUUCCCK[/U][/I][/B] Tomorrow have to make a fool of self by rapping Shakespeare sonnets. [B][I][U]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK[/U][/I][/B] Realize that chances of failing the semester are high [I][B][U]FUCKING FUCKING SHIT FUCK[/U][/B][/I]

school is so boring the teachers are all cunts apart from one guy who's teaching me for video game making (game maker ohgod), he's a bro

The only classes I can actually tolerate are Comp Sci, German, and English. The rest are filled with fucking [I]assholes.[/I]

[video=youtube;oN86d0CdgHQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN86d0CdgHQ[/video] This song just made me burst out in tears.

I'm getting chest pains lately, and my fucking paranoid brain thinks I'm gonna have a heart attack. The notion is ridiculous and I realize it, but I'm still scared that it could come any second. Fucking fuck fuck stupid brain.