Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=i dunno;34623489]when vloggers constantly do this: [video=youtube;BzANzsS4MgQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzANzsS4MgQ[/video] DO YOU REALLY FEEL THE NEED TO CUT THE VIDEO CONSTANTLY EVERY TIME SOMEONE DOES THIS I RAGE[/QUOTE] It's okay in moderation. If you're reading from a script, chances are you're going to fuck up reading it, or forget what you were going to say if you aren't looking at it. Or, you just say some shit in a weird tone, your voice cracks, or you get interrupted. And if using no script, chances are you'll say something that doesn't make sense or drags on too long.

"i know for 1 million % fact that [...]" Seriously?!

Stepped on this: [t]http://i.imgur.com/6trnD.jpg[/t] ow

I can't stand my dog right now. hes been barking for the past 3 hours at everybody walking by my house...

I hate how sometimes when I'm in bed, I end up spraining my calf and it hurts like hell.

found some cute shoes, but I'm broke :c

I *somehow* acquired the grades sheet for my class, and I got the highest out of all of them. Then I saw the grades sheet for the other class of the same level and nearly everyone is at the same level as me. I'm not smart. My class is just dumb :(

I'm failing half my core classes right now.

[QUOTE=Cructo;34621688]It's not like we're discussing the pony porn. We're just saying what we got by clicking his title.[/QUOTE] Lets g = what you got while clicking the title Lets d = discussing Lets p = ponyporn d = g g = p Therefore d = p [editline]e[/editline] So stop discussing it you creeps

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34624351] So stop discussing it you creeps[/QUOTE] Irony Overdose

Remember that girl my cousin was trying to make kill herself? I think she likes me :dance:

My friend brought back the fact that I haven't contacted my old crush since the beginning of summer vacation. And now I feel guilty about it.

I just realized I was staring at a girl for almost the majority of math class. To make things worse, she has a boyfriend.

Went to the doctor because of all of the vomiting and pain in my torso. They said I have food poisoning and I need to take all of this medication for the next two weeks. Feels bad man.

>have to pay 663.00 dollars >for pediatrician >for "drawn blood" >didn't get blood drawn >only got tetanus shot >and urine sample done what the

[QUOTE=kaine123;34624825]Went to the doctor because of all of the vomiting and pain in my torso. They said I have food poisoning and I need to take all of this medication for the next two weeks. Feels bad man.[/QUOTE] Take it like a man, SWALLOW YOUR VOMIT! Nah, sucks for you. I hate taking medicine, I always choose not to even though I can help me. I only take it when I absolutely have to or when I've been having a headache for like 12+ hours straight.

[QUOTE=kaine123;34624825]Went to the doctor because of all of the vomiting and pain in my torso. They said I have food poisoning and I need to take all of this medication for the next two weeks. Feels bad man.[/QUOTE] HOLD VOMIT, PUKE ON MEDICINE, THEN RUN TO THE DOCTOR AND VOMIT ON HIM

NEEDLES GOD DAMN NEEDLES Edit: I FEEL LIKE I'VE RANTED ABOUT THIS BEFORE. I BELIEVE I ALSO MENTIONED HOW VACCINES SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME IN PILL FORM.

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;34624979]Take it like a man, SWALLOW YOUR VOMIT! Nah, sucks for you. I hate taking medicine, I always choose not to even though I can help me. I only take it when I absolutely have to or when I've been having a headache for like 12+ hours straight.[/QUOTE] They're pills, so it's not that bad. And I won't have to miss school really so that's a plus.

[quote]/users/FlakTheMighty: I'm a fucking asshole [PROPERTY OF KIRA LLC]: D: /users/FlakTheMighty: :( [PROPERTY OF KIRA LLC]: what did you do :c /users/FlakTheMighty: One of my mom's students has terrible parents /users/FlakTheMighty: Who don't pay bills /users/FlakTheMighty: So I asked her sister why her electricity is off /users/FlakTheMighty: And now she's mad at me [PROPERTY OF KIRA LLC]: D: /users/FlakTheMighty: I cried all the way home [PROPERTY OF KIRA LLC]: :( /users/FlakTheMighty: I'm going to type a letter of appology [PROPERTY OF KIRA LLC]: that's a good idea. /users/FlakTheMighty: Even though I've been assured it wasn't my fault for making her mad /users/FlakTheMighty: She's bipolar /users/FlakTheMighty: And overreacts /users/FlakTheMighty: But /users/FlakTheMighty: I'm mad at myself because she's mad at me /users/FlakTheMighty: My dogs are trying to comfort me [/quote] :suicide:

THE AMOUNT OF SHOTS TAKEN AT ME FROM THIS PENIS [quote] 3:01 PM - Burger: Guess what I did 3:01 PM - Burger: like a badass motherfucker 3:01 PM - Broski: did you break another controller 3:01 PM - Burger: ni 3:01 PM - Burger: even more badass 3:02 PM - Burger: guess 3:02 PM - Broski: you are unpredicatable 3:02 PM - Broski: i cannot guess 3:02 PM - Burger: Hint: It's close to breaking an xbox 3:04 PM - Burger: did you guess yet 3:05 PM - Broski: no 3:05 PM - Burger: I 3:05 PM - Burger: fucking 3:05 PM - Burger: cooked 3:05 PM - Broski: meth 3:05 PM - Burger: some noodles 3:05 PM - Broski: goodjob 3:05 PM - Broski: meth is cooler 3:05 PM - Burger: fuck you noodles are the best 3:05 PM - Broski: theyre cheap pieces of shit 3:05 PM - Broski: was it ramen 3:05 PM - Burger: idk 3:06 PM - Burger: Mr. Noodles 3:06 PM - Burger: I COOKED THAT SHIT 3:06 PM - Burger: AND ATE IT 3:06 PM - Burger: NOW 3:06 PM - Burger: IM GOING TO MAKE 3:06 PM - Burger: MORE 3:06 PM - Burger: brb 3:07 PM - Broski: [url]http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Noodle-Savory-Chicken-7-Ounce/dp/B000E1FZ6Y[/url] 3:07 PM - Broski: is this the brand 3:08 PM - Burger: I will slap your shit will a million slaps [/quote] [QUOTE=Zenpod;34624496]Irony Overdose[/QUOTE] Explain.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34625278]Explain.[/QUOTE] Every story you post here was something weird related to fapping/sex iirc

My speculation as to how I got this sick was I think from when my Family and I went to Hartford and dined at a restaurant that may or may have not met health safety standards.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;34625311]Every story you post here was something weird related to fapping/sex iirc[/QUOTE] Fapping/Sex << Pony Porn On the weird-o-meter

I'm browsing something online and I see this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/qRQ6e.png[/img]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34625357]Fapping/Sex << Pony Porn On the weird-o-meter[/QUOTE] [I]Pretty[/I] sure I remember one where you jizzed into a ceiling fan and launched a cum fountain through the room

FUCK ME [img]http://i.imgur.com/w5pkf.png[/img] I turned in [I]all[/I] my missing assignments last FUCKING FRIDAY. THE GRADES STILL HAVEN'T BEEN PUT IN. What has been updated? That homework I forgot is now in and marked as missing.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;34625448][I]Pretty[/I] sure I remember one where you jizzed into a ceiling fan and launched a cum fountain through the room[/QUOTE] [B][U][I]what[/I][/U][/B]

What the fuck is my browser doing, I go to search a video on youtube and it does this shit. Its like this for everything with a search bar. [img]http://i.imgur.com/J5HyR.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Cructo;34621573]I got a shitty flash game where you're [b][i]a horse fucking Rainbow Dash.[/i][/b][/QUOTE] I come home from school to read this? [sub][sub][sub]wwwhhyyyyyyyyyy[/sub][/sub][/sub]