Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34625519]What the fuck is my browser doing, I go to search a video on youtube and it does this shit. Its like this for everything with a search bar. [img]http://i.imgur.com/J5HyR.png[/img][/QUOTE] Clear your history.

why did I just think of walking into school with a rainbow bag Fuck off brain.

I am extremely determined to lose this weight. Like, REALLY determined. Yet.. I'm afraid that I'll fail once again like the last few times I tried. I think I'm like 170 or 160, and that's overweight for my age.(14), I'm gonna weigh myself. I REALLY hope I lose my weight. If there is one thing I regret the most in my life, is eating so much as a child. It really has bitten me in the ass. I really hope I don't fail again.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;34625832]My girlfriend told me she was molested when she was young (NOT RAPED) So of course I imagine the worse and feel sorry for her Many months later she said it was by a 10 year old girl when she was around the same age. Isn't that called "Playing Doctor"? I feel like a dick typing that, but its the fact she obviously let me think the worst for attention. She does that a lot.[/QUOTE] I really don't think thats being molested, they were both kids.

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;34625799]I am extremely determined to lose this weight. Like, REALLY determined. Yet.. I'm afraid that I'll fail once again like the last few times I tried. I think I'm like 170 or 160, and that's overweight for my age.(14), I'm gonna weigh myself. I REALLY hope I lose my weight. If there is one thing I regret the most in my life, is eating so much as a child. It really has bitten me in the ass. I really hope I don't fail again.[/QUOTE] what's the normal weight for 14? I'm like, 130 or so.

Depends on your height, for my height and age it's 110-130 lbs or so.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;34625956]I really don't think thats being molested, they were both kids.[/QUOTE] Well a 6 year old was branded a sex offender for playing doctor with a girl around the same age, soo

[QUOTE=Stinky;34626236]Depends on your height, for my height and age it's 110-130 or so.[/QUOTE] Pounds? HOLY FUCK I AM TWICE THAT

Am I the only one on Facepunch who doesn't even do chores at all?

>watching ed edd eddy >episode when edd is tricked into thinking he was deathly ill >eddy moons kevin >ed says "im turning into a werewolf" >kevin is beginning to hurl >realizing what ed said >turns out eddy FULL MOONED kevin >mfw [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/y5p9m.png[/thumb]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34626147]what's the normal weight for 14? I'm like, 130 or so.[/QUOTE] I'm 5'6. So I believe it would be 150..? Not entirely sure. Basically, my usual calorie intake is estimated to be 3000. I have to subtract 500 from that, so I have to intake 2500 calories. I have to do aerobic and anerobic exercises. Before I work on muscle, I need to lose weight. Badly. Just losing 20 pounds is great, and I think 35 is the most I should lose. I'm 176 right now, and I hate it. I gotta stay determined, being overweight is the worst feeling in the world, let me tell you. And the constant teasing isn't helping either. Btw, 3500 calories is 1 pound. So normally, you should lose 1-2 pounds a week, because 500x7 is 3500, but my goal is 3-5 pounds, so I need to step my game more than I ever have. I'm not going overboard, but.

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;34626680]I'm 5'6. So I believe it would be 150..? Not entirely sure. Basically, my usual calorie intake is estimated to be 3000. I have to subtract 500 from that, so I have to intake 2500 calories. I have to do aerobic and anerobic exercises. Before I work on muscle, I need to lose weight. Badly. Just losing 20 pounds is great, and I think 35 is the most I should lose. I'm 176 right now, and I hate it. I gotta stay determined, being overweight is the worst feeling in the world, let me tell you. And the constant teasing isn't helping either. Btw, 3500 calories is 1 pound. So normally, you should lose 1-2 pounds a week, because 500x7 is 3500, but my goal is 3-5 pounds, so I need to step my game more than I ever have. I'm not going overboard, but.[/QUOTE] Jeez, and I'm happy if I stay under 200...

If you guys can gather up $3 I can get us stgym.info for that much off Namecheap, or you guys could go jack it for yourself.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34626147]what's the normal weight for 14? I'm like, 130 or so.[/QUOTE] I'm 150. I don't even know my height though so maybe that's normal for my height group.

God fucking dammit OpenOffice, I decided to actually update it so it'll stop bugging me. It fucked up all my files. I have to restart my essay AGAIN. ;_;

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;34626892]I had a gay experience when I was little. I didn't know it was gay until I remembered it a year or two ago. I have no idea if the other kid knew it was gay or not, or if he is gay. That bothers me.[/QUOTE] What age, and what happened?

How should I call my old crush :/

with a phone

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;34626974]We were both in 2nd grade. He said he discovered a "game" to play behind a tree. The object of the game was to reach into the other person's pants without them knowing about it. We always knew.. I'm just glad this didn't affect my sexuality at all, I was too young to understand it wasn't a game.[/QUOTE] yes the sexual deviant 2nd grader fiddled your cock for sexual pleasure little kids do this [i]all the time[/i], it's not gay, and it's not a big deal.

[QUOTE=Stinky;34626236]Depends on your height, for my height and age it's 110-130 lbs or so.[/QUOTE] I'm morbidly obese then.

I held hands with another boy in kindergarten

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;34627082]I held hands with another boy in kindergarten[/QUOTE] everybody went there man

my university's facebook meme page was raided by 9gag it's a clusterfuck of pathetic idiots trolling pathetic idiots

I can accept you now, Filmslacker. Also, I hate it when you throw up and you have your mouth closed.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34627065]I'm morbidly obese then.[/QUOTE] pfpfffhfhaahahaha no you aren't

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34627176]pfpfffhfhaahahaha no you aren't[/QUOTE] liar I have boobs

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34623856]Stepped on this: [t]http://i.imgur.com/6trnD.jpg[/t] ow[/QUOTE] Impaled? Have you gotten a tetanus shot recently?

[QUOTE=Zorus;34627310]Impaled? Have you gotten a tetanus shot recently?[/QUOTE] all I know is that I didn't look and pulled it out of my foot. also no shots

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34627303]liar I have boobs[/QUOTE] hun, I've seen you, and [i]I don't think you could form a double chin even if you tried pressing your chin against your neck[/i] start running and you'll be the appropriate weight in like a month or two

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34627330]hun, I've seen you, and [i]I don't think you could form a double chin even if you tried pressing your chin against your neck[/i] start running and you'll be the appropriate weight in like a month or two[/QUOTE] oh yea? I had a picture from a while back and I can form a double chin easily. also don't disagree with me on the boobs part, I do have them.