Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT"
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I have hairy moobs
How I can't get past any song after 'The Garden's All Nighters' in TN12LLY's album 'Worse than Alone.'
I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU WORSE THAN ALONE.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;34627451]I have hairy moobs[/QUOTE]
yup :(
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34627330]hun, I've seen you, and [i]I don't think you could form a double chin even if you tried pressing your chin against your neck[/i]
start running and you'll be the appropriate weight in like a month or two[/QUOTE]
I usually try to keep my chin up because sometimes it looks like I have a double chin, just because my head pushes up against my neck. I don't have a double chin naturally, thankfully. But I have manboobs and fuckme i want to just.. cut them off or something, they are the biggest fucking bother as a guy.
I'm cold.
Blegh.
And I found a song that makes me wish I was in a relationship. Also blegh.
And I think I like one of the guys in my history class.
Unreadable Captcha!
When you're trying to fap and everyone wants something from you!
When someone repeats everything that happens in the movie you're watching. Somehow you were unable to see what was happening despite watching the movie the entire time
I Have No Ideas and I Must Write
(a character sketch)
update, I just formed a double chin
post pics
[QUOTE=Stinky;34627631]post pics[/QUOTE]
here all mighty sire:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/KCtXY.jpg[/t]
Now stop telling me I'm skinny please.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;34627159]I can accept you now, Filmslacker.
Also, I hate it when you throw up and you have your mouth closed.[/QUOTE]
You couldn't accept him at one point?
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[QUOTE=HorizoN;34627664]here all mighty sire:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/KCtXY.jpg[/t]
Now stop telling me I'm skinny please.[/QUOTE]
ohmygoodness
You're adorable.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;34627705]ohmygoodness
You're adorable.[/QUOTE]
yeah, she needs to trim them brows and then she'll be pretty damn hot
-snip i have a better idea-
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34627735]yeah, she needs to trim them brows and then she'll be pretty damn hot[/QUOTE]
fuck my eyebrows. I think they're a bit thinner now, that one's like a week or so old.
I almost have a unibrow and I don't fucking know why. IT'S TERRIBLE. I would shave/wax it, but that meant I would have to shave every few days or wax it every few weeks. I'd rather shave. Also, my haircut is shitty. oh and im fat.
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;34627786]I almost have a unibrow and I don't fucking know why. IT'S TERRIBLE. I would shave/wax it, but that meant I would have to shave every few days or wax it every few weeks. I'd rather shave. Also, my haircut is shitty. oh and im fat.[/QUOTE]
Hey, relax. I'm fat and my haircut is shitty. The breasts aren't really going to be a problem since I'm transitioning anyway.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34622781]I dunno, presumably his family got sick of him too, or vice versa
I'll write a rant later but for now all you need to know is he is your average teenage dipshit[/QUOTE]
so okay
[i][b]Devon[/b][/i]
He's pretty much your average teenage douche, really. Thankfully he isn't one of those assholes who gel up their hair like they're from Jersey Shore, but he's not too far off.
He likes to spend his time bragging about girls and shit like that, is a big fan of pot, and won't shut the fuck up about CoD, which he insists is a great game even when he's gritting his teeth and shouting "[B]FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHEATING FAGGOT[/b]" at the TV (which is every time he plays CoD).
He doesn't even care about some of the jackass shit that he does, like stealing shit from people. Tell him that was pretty douchey of him to do and he'll just go "I don't care".
Thankfully he spends 70% of his time outside the house, so it's not too unbearable.
That feel when a group of idiots in your class are sounding like total idiots in a class discussion, but you can't say anything lest they direct a shit storm of ignorance at you.
Woo my mom is giving me money to order clothes and stuff.
My school district never gets snow days because of our harsh superintendent from Alaska.
That's right, the person responsible for judging when the weather's to bad is from fucking [b]Alaska[/b].
Tired of buying defective shit off ebay.This fucking $70 mouse squeaks when I click the left mouse button, and I spent $100 on some other shit that doesn't work.
On another note the headphones I wanna buy are $300 and I wanna start selling my old DS and PSP and shit :p
Well I feel somewhat better today
My friend (the one with the weird Youtube CoD Royalties suchnsuch) used a catchphrase that I gave him and he's splitting the pot 2% once the month is over! :v:
And I think it's the weirdest catchphrase ever:
[sp]Yo Yo Yo Swiggidy Swag[/sp]
Oh yeah, I just remembered.
Some idiot in my Teen Living (Watered down home ec., from what I've seen.) class told the class that Jesus invented calculators.
My hope for this generation...
Holy fuck XSplit why don't you work.
So today I was told I was a 1 out of 10 (looks, that is). I mean, come on? Am I really that bad looking? Am I really? I would probably rank myself as at least a four. I know I'm not attractive, but I've always thought I was just slightly below average.
Girlfriend was feeling sad last night and said I wasn't cheering her up enough and decides to go to bed
I then move to my desktop to go game with my friends
Miss 3 texts from her when she couldn't sleep and wanted to talk more, but phone was on bed
Now she's "miffed" at me and refused to talk to me for all of today
Sigh
[QUOTE=Cructo;34628659]I don't think you look bad.[/QUOTE]
Why thank you.
I guess it's just that all the girls in my town have unbelievably high standards.
Broke my arm.
Missed a week of school.
Have a bunch of work to do now.
Sigh.
[QUOTE=smithy69;34628551]So today I was told I was a 1 out of 10 (looks, that is). I mean, come on? Am I really that bad looking? Am I really? I would probably rank myself as at least a four. I know I'm not attractive, but I've always thought I was just slightly below average.[/QUOTE]
people keep telling me I'm an 8 or 9/10 as a girl
but I suspect people are just exaggerating so I feel good about myself
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