Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

[QUOTE=horsedrowner;34514537]I'm trying to sign up for an account for Star Trek Online, which someone told me I should try. "Your Display Name cannot be the same as your Account Name." [B]WHAT.[/B][/QUOTE] Security reasons, I assume. If your display name was the same as your account name, then the only other thing someone would need to access your account is your password.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34514507]In detetion right now. The "leader" told me to empty out my pockets of all electronics and leave them on her desk. I took out my cell phone and she gave out the biggest laugh. She said "LOL you must be poor!" I almost slapped the bitch. The phone was for when my mother calls me when I'm supposed to go to my doctors appointment. I only use it 6 out of 365.25 days of the year, and it has like $100 worth of minutes on it. So I did pretend I'm poor and I didn't give her this iPod touch. All you do is sit here and fill out a forum on why you're here. I know this bitch from Elementry school. She was a whore that would ask out every single guy in her grade, if they all said no, she would ask everyone a grade lower. Everyone said no (even me) to her offer of a relationship because she's so fucking mean. She bullied a pretty girl and forced her to switch schools everyone who went to that school knew that.[/QUOTE] Insecure bitch

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34510596]That annoying American flag below my post. EDIT: It seems to be working [img]http://flagdog.facepunchstudios.com/?ipe=e6cf13b75faa19a9c05a2d1b8fbb8b70[/img][/QUOTE] Hey, lucky you. Flagdog flags haven't even shown up for me on anybody's post in a month.

I hate when i'm trying to sleep, and people just keep walking around like fuck and make annoying stomping sounds all the time - and they also keep fucking around with the doors The worst thing is that they first stop doing it [I]really[/I] late - and my sleep is doomed

[QUOTE=NateDude;34511656]If you're going around the world to punch him, why would you punch him [B]virtually[/B]?[/QUOTE] I am going to virtually hop around the world using the internet as my plane. Thus I will have virtually arrived in Australia so I can virtually travel to Melbourne and virtually punch 343N. Finished my last exam today and apparently 15 people in our class failed the midterm exam in Science.

[QUOTE=Deaver;34514602]Insecure bitch[/QUOTE] Everyone knows she's a lesbian because a guy would never touch her. And everyone knows that she started that LGBT group so she can hook up with other lesbians. But nobody says that and we keep it to ourselves because we're Canadians.

My mom was holding one of my cats and handling it like a trash bag. I told her to stop that shit, my cat was hissing and meowing angrily. She screamed at me and told me "The cat's just fine!" In spite of it clawing at her, and I could clearly see her from my room...I told her that "No she's not fine" and she let it go, then literally screamed "AAAAAAA" while glaring at me. Then she told me I was a depressed useless sack of shit. Bitch.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34514753]Everyone knows she's a lesbian because a guy would never touch her. And everyone knows that she started that LGBT group so she can hook up with other lesbians. But nobody says that and we keep it to ourselves because we're Canadians.[/QUOTE] We don't have an LGBT group here. Although the high school that I'm going to does :smile:

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;34510407]god DAMN. I want to be skinny, but not looking like I came out of Auswichzt. How the FUCK do you even get that skinny? [B]Is he bullemic or something?[/B] Sorry, but I think the girl you like is blind and retarded.[/QUOTE] I don't want to sound rude, and I apologize if I am being rude, but please fuck off. I probably weigh less than that kid and I don't have any sort of eating disorder. I really wish people wouldn't suddenly assume an eating disorder after seeing someone so underweight.

My brother always brings a bunch of friends over and comes downstairs treading on my privacy to play guns.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;34514792]We don't have an LGBT group here.[/QUOTE] Our group is dieing because there's only 3 people in it (2 gays, 1 lesbian) and nobody likes their presentations because they compare homophobia to racism. They once had their group disbanded 2 years ago because one member made a poster that compared homophobia to the holocaust.

[QUOTE=Lighting;34514770]My mom was holding one of my cats and handling it like a trash bag. I told her to stop that shit, my cat was hissing and meowing angrily. She screamed at me and told me "The cat's just fine!" In spite of it clawing at her, and I could clearly see her from my room...I told her that "No she's not fine" and she let it go, then literally screamed "AAAAAAA" while glaring at me. Then she told me I was a depressed useless sack of shit. Bitch.[/QUOTE] Wow, just reading that made me overfill with utter rage. Dear DARPA: Please invent internet teleporters so I can punch bad parents square in the jaw. Sincerely, Scoot

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34514864]Our group is dieing because there's only 3 people in it (2 gays, 1 lesbian) and nobody likes their presentations because they compare homophobia to racism. They once had their group disbanded 2 years ago because one member made a poster that compared homophobia to the holocaust.[/QUOTE] Wow that's small. My sister says that lots of people in my school are bisexual, but we have no lesbians as far as we know. There's like two gay people here. Not nearly enough to start an LGBT group. Last year I was new to the school and on the outside it looked like any other homophobic school. But there's presentations all the time about legalizing gay marriage in the States and whatnot.

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;34514713]I hate when i'm trying to sleep, and people just keep walking around like fuck and make annoying stomping sounds all the time - and they also keep fucking around with the doors The worst thing is that they first stop doing it [I]really[/I] late - and my sleep is doomed[/QUOTE] Or when you're quiet trying not to wake up your parents and then the above neighbor SLAMS HIS DOOR SO HARD my mom and dad wake up and think wtf just happened.

When you intend to click on a tab, and wind up clicking the close button.

I am very, very impatient to go to the doctor's tomorrow to get a referral. It's killing me. Also, how I'm going to have to add 10K to my inevitable hospital bills in order to modify my voice. It's just too deep and I have no idea how to change it. EDIT: Those videos don't help either as I just cannot imagine myself squeezing my throat. It just doesn't work. Surgery for sure :suicide:

When I just swallowed a huge spoonful of food, then my mom tells me I'm not eating and makes me take another bite.

How without even trying I make tons of posts. I mean shit I thought I was barely making posts in here but nope, just behind HorizoN for post leader in the thread.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34515421]When you go to click copy and you click paste.[/QUOTE] Especially in an address bar, requiring you to refresh the page to get the address you wanted to copy. [editline]2nd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34515518]I heard this song today. Made me reflect on my entire life and I'm not sure why. I seriously don't know how to feel right now. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6jxxagVEO4[/media][/QUOTE] That song makes me want to get high and just chill. Speaking of getting high, I got papers today!

[QUOTE=Cructo;34515595]ctrl+z does that without refreshing the page, at least on Firefox.[/QUOTE] I did not know that. Thanks, man. Never again will I have to refresh a page to copy it's address because I accidentally paste something in the address bar.

How you take those summer days for granted, and suddenly, you wake up one morning, and education looms later that day.

[QUOTE=Deaver;34515132]When you intend to click on a tab, and wind up clicking the close button.[/QUOTE] Right click>reopen closed tab

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34515995]Right click>reopen closed tab[/QUOTE] Ctrl + Shift + T is even easier.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34516039]Ctrl + Shift + T is even easier.[/QUOTE] Didn't know about that.

How fragile as shit computers are

I know I've mentioned it before, probably two threads ago, but I absolutely hate how I always end up watching really stupid conspiracy videos on YouTube after watching shit that had nothing to with it.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34516368]How fragile as shit computers are[/QUOTE]Fragile my ass. Once, my dad had an expendable computer with some stuff on it that needed to be deleted, but could be because of some virus or whatever. The solution? Smash it beyond repair. It took [i]ten minutes[/i] of striking the damn thing with a metal bat before we did anything other than making a few small dents.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34516655]Fragile my ass. Once, my dad had an expendable computer with some stuff on it that needed to be deleted, but could be because of some virus or whatever. The solution? Smash it beyond repair. It took [i]ten minutes[/i] of striking the damn thing with a metal bat before we did anything other than making a few small dents.[/QUOTE] Put it in a wood chipper next time.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;34516655]Fragile my ass. Once, my dad had an expendable computer with some stuff on it that needed to be deleted, but could be because of some virus or whatever. The solution? Smash it beyond repair. It took [i]ten minutes[/i] of striking the damn thing with a metal bat before we did anything other than making a few small dents.[/QUOTE] That wasn't the kind of fragile I was talking about.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34515549]How without even trying I make tons of posts. I mean shit I thought I was barely making posts in here but nope, just behind HorizoN for post leader in the thread.[/QUOTE] Wait what? I'm leading?