Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

How ridiculously unimaginative I am. School really drills that out of you.

How my parents force me to go to church even after I tell them I don't believe in it.

[QUOTE=Snake7;34656073]How my parents force me to go to church even after I tell them I don't believe in it.[/QUOTE] My parents used to do this to me. Later on they said I didn't have to go to church on one condition: I had to read a bunch of shitty christian-inspired books at home, like that one novel called [i]Heaven is for Real[/i]. After a while they started to not give a fuck and didn't force me to read any books, anymore.

The sleep "system" is stupid. I mean, I always go to sleep around 3 , and wake up around 12. So why can't I just naturally go to sleep at 23, and wake up at 8? This is nonsense.

No different than me going to bed between 11PM to 5AM and waking up at 11AM to noon no matter what.

I'm sorry but I really resent people who move to the UK and don't bother to learn/read English/people who are ignorant. I was at my local GP's surgery earlier this week and there are posters EVERYWHERE telling you to turn off your mobile phone/mobile phones are prohibited. It even has an image explaining this. One woman sat UNDERNEATH such a poster and started calling someone and yammering on in her language.

[QUOTE=lisha;34656384]I'm sorry but I really resent people who move to the UK and don't bother to learn/read English/people who are ignorant. I was at my local GP's surgery earlier this week and there are posters EVERYWHERE telling you to turn off your mobile phone/mobile phones are prohibited. It even has an image explaining this. One woman sat UNDERNEATH such a poster and started calling someone and yammering on in her language.[/QUOTE] 10 bucks she was polish.

I've screwed up my sleep cycle because I have insomnia, my neighbors are party-hard assholes, and my parents snore. That's no good considering school will start for me next month.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;34655996]Should try setting a time that you'll always go to bed at then maybe set an alarm (if alarms work for you) so that you don't sleep too long. I have a lot of trouble keeping my sleep schedule from being extremely erratic myself and the first of those ideas works great for me most of the time. Second one isn't an option for me though because alarm clocks never wake me up. :v:[/QUOTE] I would do that but I have this thing where if I wake up before my body thinks I'm ready to (which could be ANY range of time, it's totally random...) I get a massive mood swing into incredibly angry and touchy until it calms down. Really hard to control, too. I get that from mom. Hopefully I'll grow out of it, or at least find a way to fix it, when I get a job and can't afford to be all pissy on the way to/at work. :v: Maybe I should try training myself on that beforehand.

I'm having a bad conscience because I grew up in a higher class family. My parents never spoiled me, but for some reason i still have a bad conscience.

Today, I woke up at 6, then at 8, then at 11. Well I slept at like 3

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;34656484]I would do that but I have this thing where if I wake up before my body thinks I'm ready to (which could be ANY range of time, it's totally random...) I get a massive mood swing into incredibly angry and touchy until it calms down. Really hard to control, too. I get that from mom. Hopefully I'll grow out of it, or at least find a way to fix it, when I get a job and can't afford to be all pissy on the way to/at work. :v: Maybe I should try training myself on that beforehand.[/QUOTE] Can't be as bad as my sister. She's so moody in the morning that she has actually burst into tears over someone just looking at her before.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34652228]kind of trying to make it look like this guy's. You might know him from somewhere. [t]http://jaxxyart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/IMG_2922.jpg[/t] [sp] it's Egoraptor, creator of the Awesome series and Sequelitis.[/sp][/QUOTE] That woman has a pig nose

My sister constantly hogs the Xbox. The only time I get to play it is when she's away. I asked her very kindly if I could have it at 8:30, and she said no. And then she went on a tangent on how since I can stay up later than her, she can hog it until she goes to bed. But the only thing that really pisses me off is that the main reason she even uses it isn't to play video games, but to talk to that little bastard from Oklahoma. She's thinking about getting herself her own Xbox, and I hope to hell she does, because I'd like to actually play the Xbox once in a while. I mean, yes, she plays games. Not a lot though. Mainly just Cock of Duty: Black Cocks, Halo: Reach, and The Beatles: Rock Band. But other than gaming, she just talks to that kid from Oklahoma who she says is her "boyfriend" and she threatened to tell my mother I smoke pot if I tell mom that this kid is her "boyfriend". Of course, my sister doesn't know that I've smoked pot with my step-dad before, and that I wouldn't really be in trouble should my sister rat me out. It still pisses me off.

Move the Xbox to the kitchen, and tell her to make you a sandwich every time she wants to play.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34656751]Seriously? If anything, that was one of the decent newer ones.[/QUOTE] I hate Black Ops. I enjoyed it for the first couple of months, but now I can't stand it.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34656760]I hate Black Ops. I enjoyed it for the first couple of months, but now I can't stand it.[/QUOTE] I have to give mw2 that, that when someone died it was actually sad. Hell, I actually had a lot of fun with mw2. In Black Ops on the other hand, it was like oh, hi who are you oh, you're dead, cool Just like in World at War.

[QUOTE=smithy69;34656713]My sister constantly hogs the Xbox. The only time I get to play it is when she's away. I asked her very kindly if I could have it at 8:30, and she said no. And then she went on a tangent on how since I can stay up later than her, she can hog it until she goes to bed. But the only thing that really pisses me off is that the main reason she even uses it isn't to play video games, but to talk to that little bastard from Oklahoma. She's thinking about getting herself her own Xbox, and I hope to hell she does, because I'd like to actually play the Xbox once in a while. I mean, yes, she plays games. Not a lot though. Mainly just Cock of Duty: Black Cocks, Halo: Reach, and The Beatles: Rock Band. But other than gaming, she just talks to that kid from Oklahoma who she says is her "boyfriend" and she threatened to tell my mother I smoke pot if I tell mom that this kid is her "boyfriend". Of course, my sister doesn't know that I've smoked pot with my step-dad before, and that I wouldn't really be in trouble should my sister rat me out. It still pisses me off.[/QUOTE] Do it, tell your parents, though it's probably best not to listen to me, i am a stranger on the internet after all, it'd be semi hypocritical all 'n all.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34656799]I'm not saying it's a good game, I'm just saying, it almost sounds like something off of FunnyJunk. ANYWAY, ON WITH THE THREAD. I hate it whenever someone in the house catches a cold. You know that it's only a matter of time before you catch it yourself.[/QUOTE] That's why you go out in -20*C in just a sweater. [sup]Actually don't do it[/sup]

I told my mom to get Sour Cream next time she goes shopping. She went shopping and told me that the sour cream is in the fridge. I cook some nachos up, I take out the sour cream. It was a different brand. It looked like sour cream. It had a cow on it, when I opened it up it contained white liquid-solid stuff which looked like sour cream. So I took out a spoon, put them on the side of my nachos. I scooped up some sour cream using a chip and took a bite. IT WAS THE UNHOLIEST THING I EVER TASTED My eyesight is shit. I'm near sighted so basically this is what I see: [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40986413/Photo%20Feb%2011%2C%204%2011%2009%20PM.jpg[/t] WELL IT TURNS OUT IT'S FUCKING GREEK YOGURT. I really want to say something homophobic but who the fuck buys this shit.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34656676]That woman has a pig nose[/QUOTE] fuck the nose, those EYES man, those eyes

[QUOTE=proch;34656820]That's why you go out in -20*C in just a sweater.[/QUOTE] So you get a cold first, Or just because fuck cold?

One final little rant about my sister (who I do indeed love dearly but she pisses me off like you wouldn't believe): She will do ANYTHING to get her own way. She whines, cries, throws huge fits, whatever it takes. She also treats me like a fucking slave. She has for years now. And I mean, like, she'll tell me to do shit that she's completely capable of doing. Something as simple as passing her something that's completely within her reach. Also, she's a sore fucking loser. She has physically beaten me up before because I shot her in Halo. Shot, not killed. Just fired at her once, and she beat the shit out of me. It's horrible.

what are you a little twig...? getting beaten up by your sister lmao or is she just a whale???

[QUOTE=Dysplasia;34656911]what are you a little twig...? getting beaten up by your sister lmao or is she just a whale???[/QUOTE] Is it ironic that I read your name as Dyslexia at first.

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34656839]So you get a cold first, Or just because fuck cold?[/QUOTE] To [B]harden[/B] yourself like a real man Or to get a sick kidney [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=smithy69;34656846]One final little rant about my sister (who I do indeed love dearly but she pisses me off like you wouldn't believe): She will do ANYTHING to get her own way. She whines, cries, throws huge fits, whatever it takes. She also treats me like a fucking slave. She has for years now. And I mean, like, she'll tell me to do shit that she's completely capable of doing. Something as simple as passing her something that's completely within her reach. Also, she's a sore fucking loser. She has physically beaten me up before because I shot her in Halo. Shot, not killed. Just fired at her once, and she beat the shit out of me. It's horrible.[/QUOTE] Is she younger than you?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34652228]kind of trying to make it look like this guy's. You might know him from somewhere. [t]http://jaxxyart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/IMG_2922.jpg[/t] [sp] it's Egoraptor, creator of the Awesome series and Sequelitis.[/sp][/QUOTE] Speaking of Egoraptor, I remember a friend of mine saying that he met him during MAGfest 2012. he even got a free t-shirt from him and a random high-five to.

Alright, clarification time: I have and always will be a pussy. I can't fight my way out of a paper bag. My sister is four years younger than I am. She has had some Taekwondo training, but she's always been real tough. She beat up a bully for me once. It was embarrassing for him and I in a way, especially considering my sister was probably 2 or 3 at the time (at the time this is being written, she's ten and I'm fourteen, and that bully is probably twelve or thirteen) Hope that clears everything up.

Bethesda released Daggerfall on their official website. I downloaded it and thought "yeah! Now I can finally play Daggerfall on the XLEngine!" Well I can't. Bethesda is full of geniuses, so ARCH3D.BSA was not included in the Daggerfall zip file. Good job Bethesda. Good job.

I want to make a cake but I'm not sure if I can.