Shit That Gets You Mad V4.0: "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EAT" - General

I'm going to play the REmake hopefully. The first zombie scared the crap out of me.

[B]WOO IT'S SNOWING, MAYBE I WON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOM-[/b] "Yeah, just looked it up and there's pretty much no chance it'll stick" [B]FUCKING FBLBLBLBLLBLBL[/b] we haven't gotten one day off due to weather [B]ALL FUCKING YEAR[/B]

How I can never have virtual sex with a chatbot

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34675218]How I can never have virtual sex with a chatbot[/QUOTE] I once tried to seduce cleverbot for giggles but then it started being flirty back and then I got a boner

Nobody knows what the REmake is..

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34675231]I once tried to seduce cleverbot for giggles but then it started being flirty back and then I got a boner[/QUOTE] How the hell are you doing this. I'm used the best fucking secxual statements that give myself a semi-boner when I think of them and the bots decide to talk about religion.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34675264]How the hell are you doing this. I'm used the best fucking secxual statements that give myself a semi-boner when I think of them and the bots decide to talk about religion.[/QUOTE] I'm super smooth with the ladies

I have an identical twin that fucks everything up

Is the call of duty megathread in GGD like deleted? I cant seem to find it.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34675398]I'm super smooth with the ladies[/QUOTE] How is this not fucking smooth [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34674979]Maybe a little nice dinner at a 5 star restaurant... While we're waiting for desert maybe we can have our own little desert under the table...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34675083]I know a neat magic trick that requires your hands. If you rub this magic wand in my pants it will create magic little white men.[/QUOTE]

People involved in this: F1 = Mutual Female Friend F2 = Friend Me = Guess who Small backstory: F2 likes F1 and so do I (but to a lesser extent than before) Ever since F1 introduced F2 and me (even though I technically knew about it beforehand) and got us to start reading it, F2 has been liking (I don't mean going on Facebook and pressing a 'like' button) everything that F1 likes, talks about nothing but Homestuck and always references it, and basically regards everything I like and she doesn't as stupid. It's fucking stupid. He's liked her since 7th grade and just recently claimed he doesn't like her anymore but I 90% doubt it. The Dark Knight? She claims it has no plot, and then he does too Skyrim? She points out small problems with the game that aren't even problems, and he jumps in on it LSD Dream Emulator? They both claim it's stupid without even letting me explain it completely

I hate being sick... so much. Not only is being congested a pain, I've also got a weird, cold, congested feeling in my chest. Gonna go to Urgent Care tomorrow though. Fun times. Also, can't cough, sneeze, or move without my sides and back aching. Best thing of all, my girlfriend has the exact same thing.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34675596]People involved in this: F1 = Mutual Female Friend F2 = Friend Me = Guess who Small backstory: F2 likes F1 and so do I (but to a lesser extent than before) Ever since F1 introduced F2 and me (even though I technically knew about it beforehand) and got us to start reading it, F2 has been liking (I don't mean going on Facebook and pressing a 'like' button) everything that F1 likes, talks about nothing but Homestuck and always references it, and basically regards everything I like and she doesn't as stupid. It's fucking stupid. He's liked her since 7th grade and just recently claimed he doesn't like her anymore but I 90% doubt it. The Dark Knight? She claims it has no plot, and then he does too Skyrim? She points out small problems with the game that aren't even problems, and he jumps in on it LSD Dream Emulator? They both claim it's stupid without even letting me explain it completely[/QUOTE] Who's me?

When I feel like crap for various reasons and feel too ill to go to school. Then my parents go "YOU ARE NOT SICK, YOU'RE FAKING! GO TO SCHOOL OR WE'LL TAKE YOUR COMPUTERS AWAY!!!" You fucking cunt, for reasons beyond my control I couldn't sleep last night. Why am I to be punished about matters which I cannot control?

TO ALL THE PARENTS: Taking your childs computer away will [I]not[/I] teach them a lesson/show them who is boss/etc... It's just stupid bullshit that the child has to wait for. They learn nothing, and it's worse for both of you because you get giant fucking headaches. Then your child will hate you and annoy the fuck out of you until he/she gets it back. tl;dr: Taking away your child's computer is pointless and will just suck for both of you. [sp] Yes my parents took away my computer, I was going to start making a new game in SFML too. And they ask me why I don't get much programming stuff done... [/sp]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34675159][B]WOO IT'S SNOWING, MAYBE I WON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOM-[/b] "Yeah, just looked it up and there's pretty much no chance it'll stick" [B]FUCKING FBLBLBLBLLBLBL[/b] we haven't gotten one day off due to weather [B]ALL FUCKING YEAR[/B][/QUOTE] Where the fuck do you live, it snowed here.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;34675891]Where the fuck do you live, it snowed here.[/QUOTE] Fucking Fort Worth, Texas.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34675898]Fucking Fort Worth, Texas.[/QUOTE] OKC, OK. We should visit each other sometime.

FPers who can visit each other while none live within 300 Km of me.

The worst part of it all was that I was up all night feeling like shit because I hated myself so intensly. Despite explaining why I couldn't fall asleep, they act like I am lying. Fucking cunts. Severe depression and self loathing is serious, it's not A FUCKING MATTER WHICH CAN BE SOLVED BY REMOVING MY COMPUTERS! It's only going to make shit worse, It's my only source of entertainment, what am I supposed to do when you come and take it? Stare at the wall? Tried arguing that I have been thinking recently of getting into airsoft, they shit their pants "LOOK 20 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE, YOU WILL BE SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH AN OBSESSION OVER FIREARMS, THATS UNHEALTHY!!!!" For fucks sake

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;34675944]The worst part of it all was that I was up all night feeling like shit because I hated myself so intensly. Despite explaining why I couldn't fall asleep, they act like I am lying. Fucking cunts. Severe depression and self loathing is serious, it's not A FUCKING MATTER WHICH CAN BE SOLVED BY REMOVING MY COMPUTERS! It's only going to make shit worse, It's my only source of entertainment, what am I supposed to do when you come and take it? Stare at the wall? Tried arguing that I have been thinking recently of getting into airsoft, they shit their pants "LOOK 20 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE, YOU WILL BE SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH AN OBSESSION OVER FIREARMS, THATS UNHEALTHY!!!!" For fucks sake[/QUOTE] Sounds like my parents when it comes to missing school/being ill/can't sleep because of other reason.

The cause of my self hate is very very private and when I tell them that "It's private" they say that I'm just making shit up so I can stay at home.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;34675596]People involved in this: Alice = Mutual Female Friend Bob = Friend Me = Guess who Small backstory: Bob likes Alice and so do I (but to a lesser extent than before) Ever since Alice introduced Bob and me (even though I technically knew about it beforehand) and got us to start reading it, Bob has been liking (I don't mean going on Facebook and pressing a 'like' button) everything that Alice likes, talks about nothing but Homestuck and always references it, and basically regards everything I like and she doesn't as stupid. It's fucking stupid. He's liked her since 7th grade and just recently claimed he doesn't like her anymore but I 90% doubt it. The Dark Knight? She claims it has no plot, and then he does too Skyrim? She points out small problems with the game that aren't even problems, and he jumps in on it LSD Dream Emulator? They both claim it's stupid without even letting me explain it completely[/QUOTE]Introduce something to him while he's separated from her, then, with him around, show it to her. If her opinion differs, tell her what he thought about the thing you showed them.

I can't fucking sleep.

It apparently snowed here in Austin for a bit. Too bad I was asleep until like, 3 PM. Damn.

I hate brownies. Seriously I don't see the appeal. They are one of the worst...pastries, I guess they'd be considered? That and bagels. Not a fan.

[QUOTE=DTkach;34676307]I hate brownies. Seriously I don't see the appeal. They are one of the worst...pastries, I guess they'd be considered? That and bagels. Not a fan.[/QUOTE] I was going to say you spelled bronies wrong but nevermind.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34676337]I was going to say you spelled bronies wrong but nevermind.[/QUOTE] That's what I actually thought it said at first. But then the rest of the post made no sense and I had to reread it.

yeah i'm pretty sure there are no fpers in melbourne as well

[QUOTE=i dunno;34676389]yeah i'm pretty sure there are no fpers in melbourne as well[/QUOTE] Most Australian FPers are apparently in Melbourne. There are none in my city, hell, let alone my province.