• WAYT: Prologue of the Beginning and the End STEP BACK I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT HOOKERS
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im stuck in the 90s
last two classes were hectic as shit but totally work it now excuse me while I try to work out the stiffness in my back from sitting on a low backed chair
I only ever talk in video jame quotes.
Morning.
fuck me, even after taking a pill my back wont stop hurting
I was walking to the store to pick up some groceries and a gust of wind almost threw my hat off. I grabbed it before it flew off, but in the process I burnt my finger on my lit cigarette. I think I understand what they mean when they say that smoking is dangerous now...
i wonder if there a spooky storm looming over me
[QUOTE=PortalModIV;52062091]Charging my phone makes the battery go up to 44c. Which is interesting[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;NG1qKzIsisU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU[/video]
Today has been interesting so far. The wasp that had been stuck in my room for the past 4 days finally noticed that my window is open and got out, it'd been wide open for the whole week, fucker insisted on just face mashing the closed one next to it for the 4 days it was in here. Downside is the wasp has now been replaced by this fat as fuck fly that I can't catch and it wont fuck off either. Additionally while I was out, stopped in a store to get something to eat and some vapenation looking douchebag came walking in through the door sending massive vape clouds everywhere, first thing that goes through my head was "WE GET IT, YOU VAPE", soon as I said that to myself the girl behind the counter straight up shouted at the guy "BRO WE GET IT, YOU VAPE, EITHER FUCK OFF BACK OUTSIDE OR STOP IT", vape douche proceeded to go back outside. I also mildly killed myself cycling back home in the wind, funky day so far. v:v:v
What ever happened to the American space program? I wanna see some juicy plump apes explode. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1F5N4CW98Y[/media]
I'm crying at my gf rn cos she's snapping me while she's wearing a face mask that's a series of individual strips and the way they're sitting on her face makes her look like MF DOOM holy fuck [img]https://images.genius.com/5815d7f7ae232dd64ace634964f52448.650x430x1.jpg[/img] Basically this but the mask is just damp looking paper and it's on a really cute girl :v: [editline]6th April 2017[/editline] Also fuck people that vape FAT CLOUDS in public like don't be such a nuisance
im selling my shit for cheap, who wants to buy?
Not literal SHIT you asshat -_- [editline]5th April 2017[/editline] shoes, jewlery, tech, art, clothes, etc... fucksake
whats in the tech and art categories
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52062781]whats in the tech and art categories[/QUOTE] art supplies - paints, brushes... honestly, i can just donate those and things ive made when i first started sculpting/painting (its horrible- ill just throw it out tbh) Maybe not art then :/ Tech is literally just cords and old phones/apple ipods Hm... now that i thnk about it, maybe i should just recycle these things. UGH I also have a shit ton of DVDs and a bunch of games for ps1,2,3,4 butttt they arent mine :)
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52062773]Not literal SHIT you asshat -_- [editline]5th April 2017[/editline] shoes, jewlery, tech, art, clothes, etc... fucksake[/QUOTE] I won't buy those things, but I will buy your shit for uhh, reasons [editline]5th April 2017[/editline] I need it for my neighbors windows
[QUOTE=J!NX;52062806]I won't buy those things, but I will buy your shit for uhh, reasons[/QUOTE] dont turn me on right now. EDIT: Still.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52062810]dont turn me on right now.[/QUOTE] Hooker shit is a delicacy to germans
[QUOTE=J!NX;52062813]Hooker shit is a delicacy to germans[/QUOTE] im not a hooker babe. I'm a repressed anal retentive bitch.
I'll buy your clothes including the ones you are wearing right now
[QUOTE=Citrus705;52062832]I'll buy your clothes including the ones you are wearing right now[/QUOTE] im not wearing any
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52062847]im not wearing any[/QUOTE] :wideeye:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52062847]im not wearing any[/QUOTE] :jawdrop:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52062847]im not wearing any[/QUOTE] Provide us the pic as evidence
uh
Man, whats the big deal? I post naked all the time
[QUOTE=Burre.png;52062850]I want proof[/QUOTE] [url]https://68.media.tumblr.com/05188d42a34ca844a32392b802e396dc/tumblr_ony4t5jB8H1qzw91io1_1280.png[/url]
[QUOTE=Burre.png;52062870]Prove it[/QUOTE] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/270313354302586881.png[/img]
Punch me in the nads
Ooo! You got me!
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