• WAYT: Prologue of the Beginning and the End STEP BACK I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT HOOKERS
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[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;52070183]Using Oracle's systems for it too, which iirc is the worst of them all. Like digging with a rusty spoon[/QUOTE] Oh jesus fucking christ not Oracle, they've got like the worst implementation of SQL I've ever seen. Its like they took SQL and then went "how we do it is how everyone else should" and everyone else went "lolno"
when u see ur tumblr post appearing on ur dashboard
[QUOTE=Limed00d;52070196]when u see ur tumblr post appearing on ur dashboard[/QUOTE] when i see lime's posts 😍😍😍😍
imagine living in a country that leads the world and your leader is a dumb monkey i feel sorry for u guys
[QUOTE=Reagy;52070195]Oh jesus fucking christ not Oracle, they've got like the worst implementation of SQL I've ever seen. Its like they took SQL and then went "how we do it is how everyone else should" and everyone else went "lolno"[/QUOTE]It has such innovative features like corrupting parts of the db w/o the intermediate step of user input. In that way it's rather efficient :v
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;52070204]when i see lime's posts 😍😍😍😍[/QUOTE] o mg????
Oh shit I forgot Spectre Knight came out on Steam.
[QUOTE=Spectre1406;52070208]imagine living in a country that leads the world and your leader is a dumb monkey i feel sorry for u guys[/QUOTE] >indonesia dont get too far ahead of yourself lol
[QUOTE=Xubs;52070217]i was playing around with unity, working on a dumb project and i entertained the notion for a bit of using javascript to program unity games since it lets you and it felt really weird to use a scripting language designed for webpages to make games[/QUOTE] Think thats bad? Look up node.js and proceed to cry.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;52070218]>indonesia dont get too far ahead of yourself lol[/QUOTE] your government assisted in ousting a communist for a racist cocksucker and took our resources
[QUOTE=Reagy;52070222]Think thats bad? Look up node.js and proceed to cry.[/QUOTE]aghhhhh i tried that and i almost died
not saying a communist is better, but i don't know anymore at this point
no programming language can be as bad as LISP
[QUOTE=Reagy;52070187]SELECT * FROM Body WHERE Ass Like "%dick%"; I actually use that lot for WIP shit. Got some funny looks from tutors when they ripped my mobile app to bits to look at the queries.[/QUOTE] It's an awful habit of mine and many others to use profanities in debug print statements. Try running your code through grep to detect these before showing your code to anyone.
[QUOTE=elevate;52070238]It's an awful habit of mine and many others to use profanities in debug print statements. Try running your code through grep to detect these before showing your code to anyone.[/QUOTE] I honestly couldn't give a fuck, if it works and its readable that's all they and I care about. Also this was said tutor who also had some really colourful comments in their own code. Programmer rage is pretty universal.
iirc most of the early naughty dog games were coded in LISP. there was an interview where it showed commented-out LISP when being ported to the PS3, with a developer comment saying "THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!" i can't find the vid but it was p hilarious
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;52070190]Anime tiddies are fine for avs but if I use a 3d girl i get shouted at. End 3d discrimination now[/QUOTE] i am an advocate for breasts of all dimensions and color and ethnicity
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;52070251]i am an advocate for breasts of all dimensions and color and ethnicity[/QUOTE] our hero
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;52070251]i am an advocate for breasts of all dimensions and color and ethnicity[/QUOTE]i'm an advocate for one of my favorite posters (you)
even flat ones?
Didnt sleep much I cant get comfy in bed
y'know what's weird to think about back when i was in grade school this friend of mine and i would record gameplay of games the other didn't have on VHS tapes and we'd give them to each other to watch i remember he had a big sleepover one time and his sister was like "which one of you recorded 5 hours of video games on a vhs tape and gave it to my brother" and i raised my hand and she was like "what the fuck dude"
[QUOTE=Spectre1406;52070258]even flat ones?[/QUOTE] A man of the chest doesn't rest even if they aren't the public's best. [editline]7th April 2017[/editline] dont ever look down on my determination
i keep telling myself 'go work out you lazy motherfucker', but i feel so restless at night and i can't even control myself shit sucks
[QUOTE=Spectre1406;52070208]imagine living in a country that leads the world and your leader is a dumb monkey i feel sorry for u guys[/QUOTE] imagine john lennons imagine
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;52070271]A man of the chest doesn't rest even if they aren't the public's best. [editline]7th April 2017[/editline] dont ever look down on my determination[/QUOTE]wise words
everyone talking about tiddies nobody talking about ass this is whats wrong with kids these days
a good midriff makes me bow in worship
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[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52070289]everyone talking about tiddies nobody talking about ass this is whats wrong with kids these days[/QUOTE] tits are just ass on the chest and ass are just tits on the rear with a smaller crack in between the cheeks they are one and the same yet fundamentally different but dont you ever try and differentiate the two when grabbed firmly, they both squeeze and press the same goddammit
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