Be the first person to do something in 2011!

[Mike!]

You must now choose what you are going to do.

I have decided i'm going to be the first person to blink one eye with one sock on.

[TaintedTurnip]

First person in 2011 to fap :toot:

[sp]I Think[/sp]

[Roskarnolkov]

First person to be tripping on DMX as the year passes

[SocMinarch]

To be in bed.

[Zyx]

To be alone :saddowns:

[MrJazzy]

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;27105353]First person in 2011 to fap :toot:

[sp]I Think[/sp][/QUOTE]

Lol doubt you'll be the first.

Anyways I guess I could try to be the first one to drink soda with a toilet roll on my head.

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27105609]Lol doubt you'll be the first.

Anyways I guess I could try to be the first one to drink soda with a toilet roll on my head.[/QUOTE]

The goonerbaters will beat all of us.

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I'll be the first person in 2011 to fap while wearing my underwear on my head. :colbert:

I'm making a big list of shit I can do. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll be the first person to yell "Heil Hitler!" in 2011.

[henrietta]

First in my country on 2011 to play Black Ops :toot: Another year, another COD to bitch about. :v:

[Spideyx]

First person to kiss the girl that I love :toot:

[Melonzz]

[QUOTE=Spideyx;27105665]First person to kiss the girl that I love :toot:[/QUOTE]

I don't think so.

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Melonzz;27105713]I don't think so.[/QUOTE]
Nice self rating.

First person to play Black Ops and drink Carlsberg.

[koeniginator]

to orgasm

[kwk]

To self-rate....

oh wait...

[Nukle]

first person to say my complete name

[Melonzz]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27105750]Nice self rating.

First person to play Black Ops and drink Carlsberg.[/QUOTE]

Self rating?

[Azaz3l]

im the 1st to read this thread... o wait

[Badal]

[QUOTE=Melonzz;27106062]Self rating?[/QUOTE]

It's the same thing as giving yourself a high five, or laughing at your own joke when nobody else is laughing. Stop it.

[DeadKiller987]

Am I the first person who hates champagne?

[Mike!]

Or getting your arm numb and masturbating to pretend like its someone else.

Yes i went there

[HolyAltnir]

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[Mr. Someguy]

That's impossible for me, as 2011 has not arrived yet.

[SweetSwifter]

I'll be the first person to light fireworks.

:downs:

[OwnedByTheDog]

I'm gonna be the first person that burps.

[TurbisV2]

Imma be the first one to flick a booger at my monitor

[Tosadalis]

slap my face around with a comb.
Already did

[TehWoodPcker]

I just dropped my glass on accident. am i the first one?

[MotherPuncher]

as soon as it became 2011 i let out a huuuuge fart

[Lichs]

I'm going to fap and time my ejaculation so that I will do so right after the countdown is over.

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[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;27105353]First person in 2011 to fap :toot:

[sp]I Think[/sp][/QUOTE]

I'm going to beat you.

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[MrJazzy]

[QUOTE=MrJazzy;27105609]Lol doubt you'll be the first.

Anyways I guess I could try to be the first one to drink soda with a toilet roll on my head.[/QUOTE]

Done.
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[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]

Happy new year! :toot:

[HolyAltnir]

I was the first person to put eye-drops in his swollen eye on 2011!