Fucking spiders. Always have been. I was sitting in my room the other day and one came sliding down its web about 2 inches from my face and I was out of there so damn fast. Now I'm extremely paranoid that theres gonna be one. :ohdear:
i used to have a fear of needles, but after i busted both bones in my leg I was all too happy for em to stick that needle full of morphine in me. now catheters are the worst. i hate those things.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;20300916]Fucking spiders. Always have been. I was sitting in my room the other day and one came sliding down its web about 2 inches from my face and I was out of there so damn fast. Now I'm extremely paranoid that theres gonna be one. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Oh yeh, i missed this.
Its not the SPIDERS, if you will. Its mainly their legs, and their bodies.
Ok, it is the spiders.
Edit:
Why the fuck am i afraid of elevators!
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;20289230]Im afraid of sharks/dinosaurs/whatever the fuck in big bodies of water, even lakes and pools. I dont swim.[/QUOTE]
[b]DID SOMEONE SAY DINOSAURS?![/b]
I have the mind-reader phobia.
Telepathobia?
Might have something to do with me constantly wanting to have camera contact lenses and make a live action series like Freeman's mind, but with my actual thoughts.
Also deathly afraid of slender man.
I'm not afraid of anything... except having a woman cut off my penis and throw it out the window of a moving car.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20301047]Also deathly afraid of slender man.[/QUOTE]
I'm telling you, bed sheet seal is the way to go.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20285469]
Submarine picture[/QUOTE]
Where did your avatar come from Mr Someguy?
Also, not really a fear, but every morning before i head to school, i have to take a leak.
Ill never go at school, too many smokers, so i hold it for like 6 hours.
Random.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;20301100]Where did your avatar come from Mr Someguy?
Also, not really a fear, but every morning before i head to school, i have to take a leak.
Ill never go at school, too many smokers, so i hold it for like 6 hours.
Random.[/QUOTE]
That reminds me!
Public toilets.
Not really a fear, but more of uncomfortable fealings of how unhygienic it is. Almost OCD-ish in nature.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20301047]
Also deathly afraid of slender man.[/QUOTE]
Same... But wait! We can cure you! [url]http://www.mythicalcreaturesguide.com/page/Slender+Man[/url]
[QUOTE=SlenderMan]
The Slender Man was created at the Something Awful Forums in a thread entitled [highlight] "Create Paranormal Images." [/highlight] He is described as wearing a black suit strikingly similar to the visage of the notorious Men In Black, and as the name suggests, appears very thin and able to stretch his limbs and torso to inhuman lengths in order to induce fear and ensnare his prey. Once his arms are outstretched, his victims are put into something of a hypnotized state, where they are utterly helpless to stop themselves from walking into them. He is also able to create tendrils from his fingers and back that he uses to walk on in a similar fashion to Doc Ock, the Spider-Man villain in the Marvel Universe. The superhuman stretching ability could also be seen as a similiarty between himself and Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four. Whether he absorbs, kills, or mearly takes his victims to an undiclosed location or dimension is also unknown as there are never any bodys or evidence left behind in his wake to deduce a definite conclusion.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Cureless;20301052]I'm not afraid of anything...[/QUOTE]
You can't be [i] not [/i] Afraid of anything untill you tried everything... Logic.
Just because he doesn't exist doesn't mean he doesn't fuck with my head [i]really fucking badly.[/i]
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20307087]Just because he doesn't exist doesn't mean he doesn't fuck ith my head [i]really fucking badly.[/i][/QUOTE]
Take a video using 'Youtube downloader' (Preferably one you haven't seen) add some funny music maybe speed the video up. That should make a reference to your brain so whenever you think of [i] slender man [/i] You think Slender man + Tiny tim - Sunshine, Never tried it... Someone should do it and upload it to youtube...
PS: My Youtube download doesn't work :/
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;20302149]Same... But wait! We can cure you! [URL]http://www.mythicalcreaturesguide.com/page/Slender+Man[/URL][/QUOTE]
still, marblehornets is well-made enough to be pretty terrifying
[QUOTE=Membrain;20271645]dont go to australia, they have spiders that hide in toilets and bite people
and, of course, theyre like incredibly poisonous (i think)[/QUOTE]
[b]You fucker[/b]
I can now [b]never[/b] go to Australia.
Thanks a fucking lot.
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[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20307087]Just because he doesn't exist doesn't mean he doesn't fuck ith my head [i]really fucking badly.[/i][/QUOTE]
Maybe because you're 12 years old :wink:
[url=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Australia]Did someone say Australia?[/url]
[QUOTE=Anubis678;20314768][B]You fucker[/B]
I can now [B]never[/B] go to Australia.
Thanks a fucking lot.
[/QUOTE]
oh also you may never want to buy bananas ever again
there are these super deadly spiders from brazil that hide in banana bunches, and then, since they do that, they get shipped all over the world.
if youre in brazil, theres a good chance youre gonna live because they have the vaccine everywhere (since getting bitten by crazy banana spiders probably happens a lot) but anywhere else, youre fucked
[QUOTE=_Kilburn;20289164]Paranormal. Especially when it involves ghosts and stuff like that. I don't mind it when it's fictional, but when there are people who talk about how they saw paranormal stuff in real life, I just can't get it out of my mind for a while.[/QUOTE]
Same here. I don't believe in any of it, but it's damn near impossible for me to get it out of my head.
My friends and I went to see Paranormal Activity high as shit... that movie fucked with my head for the longest time. I even had a few episodes of sleep paralysis/waking dreams/etc dealing with that entity in my fucking room...
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[QUOTE=Membrain;20314831]oh also you may never want to buy bananas ever again
there are these super deadly spiders from brazil that hide in banana bunches, and then, since they do that, they get shipped all over the world.
if youre in brazil, theres a good chance youre gonna live because they have the vaccine everywhere (since getting bitten by crazy banana spiders probably happens a lot) but anywhere else, youre fucked[/QUOTE]
Yeah, guess I'm going to have to stop buying my black market shipments of banana crates
Circuses and clowns and everything circus related.
That, and I'm afraid of not being able to see where I'm going/what's around me. Especially if there's noise.
And people reading my mind/me thinking out loud/anything that involves my thoughts escaping my head one way or another.
Murderers behind the shower curtain.
[QUOTE=Membrain;20271645]dont go to australia, they have spiders that hide in toilets and bite people
and, of course, theyre like incredibly poisonous (i think)[/QUOTE]
Yeah, Redbacks. Poisonous, but you don't get them around where i live. (east coast NSW)
man you have to be some kind of crazy to live in australia
Things grabbing my ankles, freaks me the fuck out.
Anything happening to my dick. Seriously, whenever I go to the bathroom or I see someone getting hurt I get so freaked out, even more than is possibly normal that something will happen.
Also spiders, bats, the dark, the water, horrible horrible painful burns that will kill me, bushes, and any sort of flying creature other than normal birds and whatnot. Oh and finding something in my popcorn. idk.
getting banned
Anything happening to my dick. Seriously, whenever I go to the bathroom or I see someone getting hurt I get so freaked out, even more than is possibly normal that something will happen.
Also spiders, bats, the dark, the water, horrible horrible painful burns that will kill me, bushes, and any sort of flying creature other than normal birds and whatnot. Oh and finding something in my popcorn. idk.
[QUOTE=Ivebo;20273917][img]http://the-void.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/zombieland-clown.jpg[/img]
Fuck this clown.[/QUOTE]
fucking clowns
Anything happening to my dick. Seriously, whenever I go to the bathroom or I see someone getting hurt I get so freaked out, even more than is possibly normal that something will happen.
Also spiders, bats, the dark, the water, horrible horrible painful burns that will kill me, bushes, and any sort of flying creature other than normal birds and whatnot. Oh and finding something in my popcorn. idk.
Also having things get up under your fingernails.
I have to duct tape down my toes to make sure I don't have a panic attack.
Damn it got reposted three times?
Fish. Not that they're slimy or gross, I just am. Any other creepy-crawly thing is fine, but fish freak me out in a weird way. Especially if I'm swimming in a lake and I know there's one nearby, but I don't know where it is. If I handle a fish in a contained setting, it's fine, but in their environment, or if they're flopping around, no. For another strange reason, I'm only afraid of small fish, pikes, barracudas and muskies don't bother me at all, but a sunfish will bother me more than a northern. Sharks also don't scare me, unless if they are a direct threat to my safety, but that's rational.
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