• Why does the user above belong on facepunch?
    1,077 replies, posted
There is no reason.
Because it looks like a zombie?
He ninja'd me like a true fp'er [QUOTE=Reel Hit Slim;27363336]Let's face it, does he truly need a reason?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;27373220]for no reason[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Confused111;27378104]There is no reason.[/QUOTE] [sp]There seems to be a pattern gentlemen.[/sp] Don't you do.
Because you have nothing better to do.
because he is a lurker
Because he's almost been here a year.
Because the alternative is letting him outside with the public. And we can't have that, now, can we?
Because he apparently has a shady face.
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Because he informs all of us not to wear party hats, and you should not wear pants on your head.
Because he's BP's CEO Oh wait, that's a bad thing...
because he looks like shaggy vv- YOU DON'T!
He doesn't.
because he's pants on-head retarded
because gold
After observing exactly one post, from the above user. Then looking at his join date, and his post count. All evidence points to; I dont know.
Wants to fuck dragons.
Because I've never seen him before.
because he is blind hang in there blind buddy :v:
steam says error so I don't know
Because you're me
Because he's been banned fewer times than the average FPer.
Moosey keeps us awesome.
He doesn't, he belongs on Steam and should get his ass back there now. :colbert:
Maybe if my net wasnt godawful shit, i would
because your avatar is funny
Plays TF2.
has tea disagreeing him while he's right
Because he's the mann.
Because he's a she? :confused:
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