[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;46605943]iirc the con is that your body is less able to regulate temperature in hot weather, leading to heat exhaustion more often.[/QUOTE]
It will only get rid of sweaty hands and feet, not the rest.
I don't sweat that often anyway (other places on my body, however, during my sleep I apparently sweat a LOT), but it's ridiculous that I am not able to shake someone's hand without them giving me a weird look and then wiping their hands after. I can't blame them, but I don't want it. Everything I touch gets wet and it's embarrassing, so it affects me both mentally as physically.
I have a very deep, loud, commanding voice.
People say I'm the best-dressed person they know.
If I'm not 110% sure of thing I'm going to tell someone I use a lot of words of unsureness like maybe, perhaps, possibly because if I don't it always seems to bite me in the ass superfast because I sounded so confident.
That could explain my silent, rather stone-cold appearance: I want to be a man of my words, and by god that's why I have only few of them.
Even this post probably had a lot of words of unsureness.
Even that statement had one. Goddammit.
I have a kinda strange strange accent which makes me sound like some peasant from the interior. And i ain't never been in the interior too much. I also speak English and most languages that have spelling with a stereotypical Hollywood Slavic accent, but when i was little i spoke it like some black rapper.
People also say i am strange. Not a surprise, especially due to the friends i have(one of them is a dude who pesters and annoys everyone in school, but is normal outside, the other dude lives in my building, sometimes gets really dick wavy and is a wannabe hooligan. Did i mention he's a ultra nationalist(he constantly says that all non-orthodox are Muslim, christian or not). He constantly calls some two goth/emo(if you ask me these are endangered species around here) girls sects, antiserbs, other stuff even though he considers them as pretty chill and good people in general. He also looks extra nerdy and wears glasses(bad genes).)
I like to fuck
Every time I answer the phone, people address me as "madam". I've been frequently mistaken for my mom or my sisters, sometimes I can't even bother correcting them so I just play along. I wonder if I could take advantage of this somehow.
[QUOTE=_Kilburn;46608693]Every time I answer the phone, people address me as "madam". I've been frequently mistaken for my mom or my sisters, sometimes I can't even bother correcting them so I just play along. I wonder if I could take advantage of this somehow.[/QUOTE]
If I'm ever on the line with a phone operator they assume I'm a girl as well.
I have this massive gap between my big toe and the rest of my toes which means that I can't wear flip flops, they just slide straight out.
People here in Serbia always comment on my English, saying how good it is, saying that they'd think I was American if they didn't know I was Serbian. Heck, some people online don't believe me when I tell them I'm Serbian because of my English.
Because of my Serbian (I have some pronunciation issues, aswell as some problems with palatalization), aswell as my general lack of knowledge regarding Serbian slang and the way people act here, everyone looks at me funny. Whether it be because they find it funny or because they find it interesting that I, a Serbian, can't speak Serbian as well as they do.
In tandem with my last sentence, girls find me really odd too. Though as of recently, the girls have been getting really sarcastic with me for some odd reason.
I can read things upside down and backwards, aswell as both at the same time.
I don't remember my dreams at all. Sometimes, I wonder if I even dream when I sleep.
It is common for me to sneeze up to 5 times in a row, maybe even 7.
My farts are silent 90% of the time. They are also deadly 60% of the time.
I have ulcerative colitis.
Whenever I have to do mundane tasks for a while that don't require any thinking (like stocking shelves at the store) I make up stories in my head, and attempt to elaborate on it. Since I'm working for hours at a time, the stories can get pretty elaborate and weird.
My most recent story is about the gigantic network of hobos and bums in the United States that defend society from the unnatural forces of evil and keep it from public knowledge. Which is easy, since any discussion on the supernatural is easily mistaken for ramblings of a lunatic.
It still needs further work.
[editline]1st December 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Damian0358;46609511]
My farts are silent 90% of the time. [B]They are also deadly 60% of the time[/B].
[/QUOTE]
Elaborate, because the worse I've ever done is nearly suffocate a whole classroom.
I can burp extremely loud on command. You can hear it through walls.
my friend says i have old eyes like experience wise
[QUOTE=fudge blood;46604434]I have a cool birthmark on my ankle[/QUOTE]
i've got a gigantic birthmark on my scalp, most of scalp is bright pinkish red.
it's good thing i've got thick ass hair, it's so thick i can leave combs in it (another quirk)
I'll often find myself clenching and opening my fists or shaking my leg constantly. Guess it's just a habit I got from quitting smoking.
i make up my own silly sounding words and phrases and use them in daily conversations or as substitutions for bad words
sometimes food puns subconsciously come out
also hat and baby face
[t]http://i.imgur.com/3PzXnvU.jpg[/t]
This is my belt
i'm fat and mildly depressive
people think i'm from england because I can speak english better than the entire class
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;46604354]I got real sweaty hands[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=170486&dateline=1417321693[/img]
[editline].[/editline]
Probably the fact that I have cyan-ish blue eyes. Always get complimented about them :D
I can wiggle my nose :v:
I stress the living fuck out over simple shit. Like, if I have a project or have to go do something I stress the fuck out over it until it's done. I don't mean getting anxious I mean actual stress, complete with all the symptoms.
I'm a big daydreamer and sleepyhead. I keep falling asleep whenever I go.
I like to make anime poses in the shower.
I also procrastinate when it comes to having fun.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;46617928]I like to make anime poses in the shower.
I also procrastinate when it comes to having fun.[/QUOTE]
Or dance to the over poppy high pitched songs when doing mundane stuff.
I do that.
Usually if I'm happy in a photo I don't even look like I'm smiling which explains why people always seem to think I'm in a bad mood. When I try to smile consciously it looks and feels really weird and unnatural. It's the main reason I don't like it when people take photos of me.
[B]Example:[/B]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nEKTl1V.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;46616342]I can wiggle my nose :v:[/QUOTE]
I thought everyone could do this?
[QUOTE=kaine123;46618160]Usually if I'm happy in a photo I don't even look like I'm smiling which explains why people always seem to think I'm in a bad mood. When I try to smile consciously it looks and feels really weird and unnatural. It's the main reason I don't like it when people take photos of me.
[B]Example:[/B]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nEKTl1V.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
I can tell you're happy, probably as a result of me having this too.
[QUOTE=Remedial Math;46598546]people say i sound canadian but i have no idea what they're talking aboot[/QUOTE]
People say [B]I[B][/B][/B] sound canadian, and I'm a frickin SWEDE!
Also, I rarely feel that I'm hungry, I just kinda "Yep, now is probably a good time for dinner".
I'm not sure why but I find British accents to be a huge turn off.
i have absolute pitch
ie the ability to identify if any musical note is too sharp or flat and recreate any one of them accurately without the need of a reference tone to guide me, as well as identify the pitches of non musical sounds like horns, or electrical humming
basically, it's like how we see a color and can tell if it's green or blue or red, but instead with sound. So if you hear x pitch, you can tell if it is a B or a C, but additionally you can also tell if it's out of tune, like too sharp or flat
[sp]I have a large spot on the back of my penis that is pure white, like albino kinda. It even has a few pure white hairs growing out of it.[/sp]
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
