What do you do when a girl starts on a girl that your with?
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whatchu talkin bout gaylord
~OwNed~
[QUOTE=Foghorn;16237064]whatchu talkin bout gaylord
~OwNed~[/QUOTE]
Where the chuff are you btw?
Threaten her with a 12 inch vibrator
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;16254042]Threaten her with a 12 inch vibrator[/QUOTE]
A black one.
Do what you would do to a man if she's starting it.
[b]So, what did you ever end up doing, OP? YOU NEVER TOLD US![/b]
Verbally harass her until she cries,
it's the only way.
Fuck people who think hitting girls is immoral, I know tons of girls who aren't afraid to hit a guy or make his life hell because they know he won't hit them. Fuck that shit.
Clock her.
No remorse for fatties.
I still don't get why we can't hit women. They can be just as strong as a man, so we should be able to fight back. I wouldn't care if it was a fucking dog I'd still kick it's ass if it tried to kill me.
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;16254515]I still don't get why we can't hit women. They can be just as strong as a man, so we should be able to fight back. I wouldn't care if it was a fucking dog I'd still kick it's ass if it tried to kill me.[/QUOTE]
Because you should [B]never[/B] hit a girl, even if they're stronger.
I don't exactly know why, but it's stupid and weak.
I know for a fact I could kick most of your asses.
[QUOTE=emii;16254951]I know for a fact I could kick most of your asses.[/QUOTE]
Whoa there hardass. Wouldn't want any trouble over the Internets now.
Push the fat one over, fat people are like turtles.
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[QUOTE=emii;16254951]I know for a fact I could kick most of your asses.[/QUOTE]
So you wouldn't mind telling us those facts?
Talk to the manager is she persists, until so, say, "Calm down, and go back to the buffet, we mean you no harm."
[QUOTE=emii;16254951]I know for a fact I could kick most of your asses.[/QUOTE]
One at a time or all of us at once? I'm open on Sunday to beat the shit out of a 12 year old. How about the rest of you?
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;16256550]Talk to the manager is she persists, until so, say, "Calm down, and go back to the buffet, we mean you no harm."
One at a time or all of us at once? I'm open on Sunday to beat the shit out of a 12 year old. How about the rest of you?[/QUOTE]
Pussy.
Get up off your ass and stand between the two, go on to explain with your pulls facing up(sign of honesty) that (in this case) the heifer was being obnoxious. Then say something about your response to her being improper and despite her responding equally immaturely that you hope she can forgive you.
If the chav doesn't understand your eloquent English, and attempts to get past you to smack your lady push the whore back(gently) and call her a dirty slut. If you're lucky she'll get horny and slip backwards on her pussy juice so you and your woman can make an escape.
If you're not lucky, well, we've all seen that clip from jackass 2.
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Oh and I've taken a hit or two from a tomboy(I deserved it), most men will agree that if a bitch starts swinging at you it's better to fight back rather then stand there and get a black eye later.
[QUOTE=dgg;16207773]You're a victim of "Gender equality".
Either you don't do violent things to girls nor boys. Or you do violent things to both. Don't let the gender decide for these things.
Just act like you would if it was a man.[/QUOTE]
yeah kick her in the nuts
"I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace."
Probably laugh at her, shit talk her, verbally harrass, etc. Obviously just don't hit her.
Whip out your Colt .25 and said "Don't try it, ya fuck."
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;16256550]Talk to the manager is she persists, until so, say, "Calm down, and go back to the buffet, we mean you no harm."
One at a time or all of us at once? I'm open on Sunday to beat the shit out of a 12 year old. How about the rest of you?[/QUOTE]
One at a time, obviously. And I am 19, not 12.
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And reading your comment to the OP, you probably wouldn't want to hit me anyways.
Yell "MAN THE HARPOONS!"
I would never hit a girl, but i'd restrain her if she wouldn't stop hitting me. Obviously, if she started throwing punches (I dunno why a girl would wanna punch me though, I wouldn't piss them off in the first place), i'd just grab her arm and hold it down, then try and talk to her to calm her down.
Guys who hit girls are fucking pricks, and if I ever saw someone attack a girl, i'd beat the shit out of him, along with the other guys around who see the prick :x
Also, Emii, you couldn't take on half of us. It's a known fact guys are stronger than girls. I mean, when I was 12 I was the weediest little shit and my sisters could always hold me down and beat me up. Now, i'm 17 and i'm easily twice the size of em. I also can hold em real easy :c Men are meant to defend girls, not hit em :C
[QUOTE=loopoofreak;16264973]I would never hit a girl, but i'd restrain her if she wouldn't stop hitting me. Obviously, if she started throwing punches (I dunno why a girl would wanna punch me though, I wouldn't piss them off in the first place), i'd just grab her arm and hold it down, then try and talk to her to calm her down.
Guys who hit girls are fucking pricks, and if I ever saw someone attack a girl, i'd beat the shit out of him, along with the other guys around who see the prick :x
Also, Emii, you couldn't take on half of us. It's a known fact guys are stronger than girls. I mean, when I was 12 I was the weediest little shit and my sisters could always hold me down and beat me up. Now, i'm 17 and i'm easily twice the size of em. I also can hold em real easy :c [b]Men are meant to defend girls, not hit em[/b] :C[/QUOTE]
They aren't completely defenseless you know.
Eat her food, that will get her going...
Then yell TANK as you and your team try to bring her down
[QUOTE=loopoofreak;16264973]Also, Emii, you couldn't take on half of us. It's a known fact guys are stronger than girls. I mean, when I was 12 I was the weediest little shit and my sisters could always hold me down and beat me up. Now, i'm 17 and i'm easily twice the size of em. I also can hold em real easy :c Men are meant to defend girls, not hit em :C[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, you are a sexist idiot.
[QUOTE=Foghorn;16207853]not funny.
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not you bricknhead[/QUOTE]
Your avatar seems to disagree.
Am I the only one who misunderstood the meaning of the thread title?
I expected people to post stories of random lesbian encounters with their girlfriends. Or threesomes.
I'd hit her, women aren't exempt from punching, especially if they're willing to give it.
kill the bitch
nah just tell her to step off
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