Your mother is so old she has autographed version of the Bible!
I did your mother last night
[b]APRIL FOOLS![/B]
What do you call a train thats still learning.
A TRAINEE HOHOHOHOHO
What do you call a rook that's still learning
A rook-in-training!
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I mean rookie
What do you get when you study electric currents?
Lots of Ohm-work
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[sp]Becouse it had aids![/sp]
[sp](from south park)[/sp]
A man walks into a bar. He was quickly rushed to hospital.
a gay chicken walks into a coop. he got alot of cock
What has two thumbs and doesn't care?
Bob Kelso.
One British, one Scottish and one Welsh soldier was put up in front of a firing squad to be executed.
First the British soldier yells: "Avalanche". The firing squad turns around to see, and the British soldier runs away. Then the firing squad lines up to shoot the Scottish soldier. He then yells: "Enemies", and the firing squad turns around to see whats up, while the Scottish soldier runs away. Then they line up to kill the Welsh soldier, who then yells "FIRE".
What was the worst thread ever made?
[sp]this one[/sp]
Whats worse than a worm in your apple?
Getting raped.
Yo mama's so loose that you need mapquest to find her g-spot.
What did the Arnie say to the Cohagen?
GIVE DEEZ PEOPLE EY-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Not really lame but ah well:
I just bought condoms for the first time!
I went to the drug store to pick them up. There was this beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her
do you no why the call bulloni bulloni? because it i bulloni
hahahahah
its so lame its painful
Son walks in on parents doin it. Dad says ,"were making you a little brother". Son says " Do that bitch doggy style I want a puppy".
[QUOTE=mzathemind;17591991]Son walks in on parents doin it. Dad says ,"were making you a little brother". Son says " Do that bitch doggy style I want a puppy".[/QUOTE]
Hah. That was not lame at all. :v:
Why are seals average students?
Because they are C-lions!
Why did the gay guy cross the road?
Because his dick was still stuck in the chicken.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because 7, 8, 9!
Knock Knock
Who's there
9/11
Who?
9/11! You said you wouldn't forget!
[QUOTE={FP}ST;17592156]Why did the gay guy cross the road?
Because his dick was still stuck in the chicken.[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
They say more money needs to be put into fire stations.
A poll was taken by the government.
All the firefighters fell through a hole in the floor.
A Poor black man walked into a bar. He fell over and said "ow"
What's old, overrated and is the only one that finds bob saget funny?
Bob saget.
A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?"
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