Are you a virgin?

[Sprite]

i heard it's nothing like porn.
So i'm giving myself some time before I "engage" so that I wont be disappointed

[editline]9th October 2011[/editline]

time away from porn that is

[Mr.face]

We should have a giant facepunch orgy

[Luxo]

Yes, but by choice.

It's really hard to say no when a naked chick is shoving her boobs in you face being like "Fuck me now!"

Stupid sexy sluts.

[xxdeadb0ltxx]

if your all worried about being virgins, go to college.

seriously. it does wonders.

[Zedicus Mann]

Yeah, and gonna be starting college soon.

[Somebody_404]

I've never held hands with a girl but I've fucked plenty of them.

[nox]

I've touched a girl's hand before

in a dream

and it might have been my mom.

[xxdeadb0ltxx]

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32708009]Yeah, and gonna be starting college soon.[/QUOTE]

If you want to get the college experience, you cannot be living from home. Move to a dorm, preferably. That's how you get all the action. With parties every weekend, there's someone for..well, everyone. One thing will lead to another, eventually, even for the worst basement dwellers of Facepunch...as long as they stay the fuck off Facepunch while being in college.

[Ding Dong]

[QUOTE=JumJum;32660983]Call me old-fashioned, but I'm saving mine for marriage.[/QUOTE]

So you can have extremely awkward sex with your true love.

[Mlisen14]

[QUOTE=exhale77;32708899]So you can have extremely awkward sex with your true love.[/QUOTE]

Hey come on it will be a beautiful 25 seconds.

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Mlisen14;32708978]Hey come on it will be a beautiful 25 seconds.[/QUOTE]
"I love you."
"I love you t- *cums*"

[Funguzz]

Not really, even tho I'm not swimming in pussy these days. My visual appearance attracts girls, my personality then pushes them away :downs: (I'm a complete nerd under my not-so-nerdy-shell). Last time I managed to fuck up my chances with a seriously hot russian (?) chick at a club, and how did I manage? Well I was drunk and I started to talk about politics and my work (IT), my dick hates me and it will eventually detach and find a better master (I guess).

Also I'm a great politic while drunk :eng101:

[Ninny]

:(

[AMG]

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[Wnd]

[QUOTE=Sprite;32695971]i heard it's nothing like porn.
So i'm giving myself some time before I "engage" so that I wont be disappointed

[editline]9th October 2011[/editline]

time away from porn that is[/QUOTE]
It was exactly like porn with prostitute

[dragos_mihai_94]

Yes..

[carcarcargo]

[QUOTE=Mlisen14;32708978]Hey come on it will be a beautiful 25 seconds.[/QUOTE]

I doubt it's going to be his first time for his whole married life.

[Sebixxx]

I lost my virginity at 14 :)

[Knight Vista]

[QUOTE=raalph;32660212]Define virgin.[/QUOTE]

An imaginary state of being, in which you've never had any sexual expierences with another person/people.

Some even call it having the knowledge of sex, not even having it. (what?)

[Mr.T]

I'm 14 and a couple of my friends just lost their virginity. That's just disgusting.

[Gurant]

[QUOTE=Mr.T;32714352]I'm 14 and a couple of my friends just lost their virginity. That's just disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Why?

[carcarcargo]

[QUOTE=Gurant;32714385]Why?[/QUOTE]

hes just jealous