Post Your Secrets! V1 - General

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20075054]I fap an average of 4 times a day.[/QUOTE] That's no secret. My secret, is I'm bisexual.

I once let my girlfriend cuff me with fuzzy pink cuffs. She told me not to tell ,but its the internet ,so I doubt there is anybody she knows on here.

Why would you keep that a secret? That's a secret you tell like all of your friends because it's something you can cross off that you've done in your life.

Well I guess its not a secret any more. *Checks "Get cuffed to bed" on the list of things to do before I die*

Cuffing sounds like fun for a bi like me. [editline]03:59AM[/editline] That and I done like the Chuck Norris jokes. What's so special, he fights like any other action star. i.e. Arnold, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, other great stars.

My dick is 7'5 inches.

I talked to a girl once.

I got a silencer on my dick.

I like to do it in the butt.

Here are mine since you guys don't know me personally: I'm an extremist, especially towards things regarding music. I can't do anything artistic except play bass. I have a hate for China. I hate people who can solve Rubik's Cubes. I am secretly attracted to Penny from that Disney movie: Bolt. I love cars but have never driven one. I still love Thomas the Tank Engine and would kill to see that show air again. And I'm attracted to girls but not girls that you would regard "hot".

My left ball hangs lower than my right and my dick leans towards it. Boy it's good to get that off my chest.

I am in love with my best girl friend. She doesn't know, she had a crush on me some time ago, now she has mentioned she just wants to be friends. I said I was cool with it, even though I still hate myself for not taking a chance and asking her out.

I sometimes cut my body with a razor blade.

i once fell in love with this girl, after about a month we went out. about a month into the relationship things didn't go well. another month later we break up, she then proceeds to act like a slut with my friends to piss me off. she then left my school and i was happy. but soon after i got told she was coming back. I thought nothing off it until she was actually back and now i feel like a love her again.

I compare myself with others, and hate myself if they're better.

I spend to much time on facepunch !

Love the sinner. I don't have any secrets at all!

I am a racist and a sexist. I enjoy the fact that I am a white male from the United States. There are very few black/mexicans/asians that I like, mainly because all the others are trying to be gangsta faggots. I see most women as a material object.

[QUOTE=slinkman;20082314]I am a racist and a sexist. I enjoy the fact that I am a white male from the United States. There are very few black/mexicans/asians that I like, mainly because all the others are trying to be gangsta faggots. I see most women as a material object.[/QUOTE] Thank you for telling us that you racist and sexist bastard.

[QUOTE=m3m0d;20077879]My dick is 7'5 inches.[/QUOTE] 7 foot?

I have terrible social anxeity

My left eye is higher up on my face than my right.

I do not talk to people because since I was 6 they made fun of me being the shortest in the whole school now I never talk to anyone in the school

I have repeatedly thought about couping against the goverment, and carbombing my enemies. I don't like to talk about it, because people would think I'm some kind of nutcase.

I am secretly a spin doctor that lives in a series of catacombs underneath my house, i first used to abduct small cats and dogs to use my crazy mind hypnosis on but that i started to abduct homeless people and used my crazy mind hypnosis on them so they would follow my evil bidding! Plz dont tell anyone

I secretly want my GF to tie me to a chair. :ohdear:

I have terrible self esteem.

one of my secrets is that I don't like telling nosy fags knowing my secrets.

-insert the low self esteem/confidence stuff that other people have been posting here too- Haven't had a hug for as long as I can remember ;.; I like this girl but am afraid to tell her. I cry in bed at night I hate people who never do their homework because they "couldn't be bothered" when they've been out all weekend partying, whereas I am cooped up at home being a hermit whenever I'm not at school barely having any fun, and I do my homework anyway. I hate myself for being all depressed all of the time like I must come across in this post.

[QUOTE=Saza;20087848]I secretly want my GF to tie me to a chair. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] with a whip sometimes :ohdear: