• 1000 ways to die
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177. Galactus falling on you after being zaped by marvel zombies who ate the silver surfer
178: Buying an Acme brand catapult and in a vain attempt to catch a roadrunner you assemble it incorrectly and it fires you into a canyon.
179: placing a boulder upon a precipies overlooking a road in an attempt to flatten a roadrunner, but falling down and having the vibration send the rock falling on top of you instead.
180. raped by a hunter after watching left 4 head (google it)
Becoming a Vampire and then get fried by the sun... Crispy (O.O)
182. Za warudo ! 183. Mu-dah mudah mudah mudah mudah mudah mudah mudah mudah mudah 184. Wryyyyy !!!!!
185. Ima firin mah laz0r o==========================
186. Umbrella through the sternum.
187. Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.
188: Internal Combustion
189: Causing the universe to explode by being really damned angry on a carousel.
190: While being at some distant lab at some distant planet, then being pulled down by some tentacle shit trough the floor. aka all the dead space deaths.
192. Rectal prolapse after bench pressing four queens.
[QUOTE=Molested;19173892]187. Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.[/QUOTE] Someone actually won a Darwin Award for playing russian roulette with a handgun :razz: 193. Be homophobic, then become gay and commit suicide.
194: Breaking every single bone in your body one by one... [i] Snap.... Snap... Snap...[/i]
being smashed in the head by a power cable wiith a UK plug on the end
Swallowing a parasol, only to have it open afterwards.
# whatever pull off my own head.
Staring into my own eyes as I fuck my clone.
198. Smothered by own incredibly manly beardstache.
199. Spontaneously combusting while jumping into the Door to Hell in Darvaz.
200. Drunken Monkeys beat the shit out of you!
201. impaled on a guitar
202. Brain damage from a heavy turtle being thrown out of a window and landing on you
203. Dividing by 0 and then square-rooting the answer.
204. See numbers 1-203.
205. See number 204
206. Bloodricution (getting electrocuted in your own blood)
207. Look directly into the operational end of the aperture science handheld portal device.
I'm bored.
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