1000 ways to die

[guitarhero678]

Ohhhh how I wish to die.. then never mind.. I mean
XYX: Nazi firing line, and shout something right before they shoot me.

[NanoXax67]

Death by death, nothing more nothing less.

[Dreamking]

238. Get run over by an asphalt machine

[Kommunist]

239. Getting killed and then raped by a Facepunch moderator

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

240. Run over by angry Swedish tourists in the woodlands of Tennessee.

[Gluth]

Easy: Shot in the face.

[dolphinlover]

241. Play chicken with a train.

[Maragol]

242.Shove a large wooden stake upp your ass.

[DannyCan]

243. Stealing Mike Tyson's tiger.

[Maragol]

[QUOTE=DannyCan;19497518]243. Stealing Mike Tyson's tiger.[/QUOTE]
244.Pissing in Mike Tyson's pool

[RaccoonBro]

244. Rubbing yourself in real butter while drinking soda and having sex at the age of 70+

[DannyCan]

[QUOTE=Maragol;19497553]244.Pissing in Mike Tyson's pool[/QUOTE]

246. Having a chinese in your car boot.