[QUOTE=Sloped;15958382]1. Getting my Dick Chopped off (that's pretty much game over for most guys)[/QUOTE]I want to know who is disagreeing with this man.
30. Being carbonized while entering the earth atmosphere.
[QUOTE=ksenior;15960550]Having a heart attack at 192 while fucking two hot Asian twins in a threesome :P[/QUOTE]
Well, i was going to say getting killed in a massive military laser satellite strike, but...damn, that's tempting.
there are only two ways to die
dead death
and
killed death
[QUOTE=kaskade700;15959747]17# Suicide by murder[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;15959767]#17 Get shotgunned until you look like a hamburger.[/QUOTE]
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31. Chainsaw Accident
In the process of making my whites whiter I get hit by a car.
[QUOTE=LtBubbles;15963830]there are only two ways to die
dead death
and
killed death[/QUOTE]
There's only one death, brain death.
33
The Awesome
Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.
Next, tie cheese wire around your neck, tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.
Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind (you fucking pussy).
Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.
You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.
Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
34
The Last Revenge
Using a catapult, cannon or trebuchet, launch yourself through the window of your most hated enemy (or E-nemy), preferably during some kind of family gathering. You should strike the glass with sufficient force to shred your body to ribbons, causing you to burst spectacularly when you hit the wall at the back of the room. Try drinking lots of blue food dye just beforehand for that authentic "Jackson Pollock" effect.
Your enemy will have to pay huge amounts to clean and fix up the house, only to sell it on at a huge loss because nobody will want to buy it after such a horrific event. As a bonus, the last thing you see will be the unsuspecting faces of your victims. Bonus points if you traumatize a child.
35: Seeing my face. :smug:
I'd like to die blowing DC off the map.
*knock*knock*
FBI
37. Seeing GayPancakes face, through a mirror.
38. Drink oil and hold a fire at your mouth
shoot yourself
Painkillers..lots, and LOTS of painkillers..next week maybe? XD
Random head explosion.
sttabbing yourself
SkyDiving without a parachute.
tie barbed wire to a pole. Now, swallow one end and wait for it to exit your arse. wash it, untie the other end from the pole.
Floss yourself.
Hmm.... The awesome is just that... But I'd prefer to be riding the nuke that starts WW3... Just super-glue my ass on top of it and sit in the bomb bay, light up a cigar, drop out and just smoke for all of 25-40 seconds then casually say "Ka-boom" right before it detonates.
killing yourself when someone steals your ipod
Getting killed by a naked women tsunami.
Getting killed by a naked man tsunami
Look at myself...
WITHOUT using a mirror.
Slayed by the admin
Id want to go all human-nuke in the middle of a city. Take a few people down with me.
get your legs blown up by an RPG then bleed out.
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;15988444]Id want to go all human-nuke in the middle of a city. Take a few people down with me.[/QUOTE]
Heroes refrence?
39. Getting hit by a tiny meteor 1mm in diameter that was travelling at 20,000 mph and hit you directly in your sack. "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!"
54: fail at the firespewing thing where you drink alot of gasoline and spit it all into a fire you hold up to your mouth.
55: facepalm yourself a bit too hard.
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