60. Skydive without a parachute.
edit: FP can't fucking count, mine is actually 60, not 56.
57: Mentos and coke experiment gone wrong..
58: Major burp that blows your mind.....literally
59: Losing the game
#59: In the dark when i hear something creepy, with my last words: "Is anyone there?"
#whatever, I lost track
The world suddenly turns into Garrys Mod and giant water melons fall from the sky.
OR
Headcrab attack
#[b]66[/b]: Getting raped by a horse in a MOTHERFUCKING WHEAT FIELD.
[QUOTE=QuikSilvers;16075252]no, no, [B]NO.[/B] PQNY, yours is actually 66. FP can't count worth shit.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to go with you on this one.
no, no, [B]NO.[/B] PQNY, yours is actually 66. FP can't count worth shit.
Being blown up into space, just to make a high-five with the moon, then hit the moon, bounce back to Earth, and land on the Church of Scientology. While it blows up.
(whatever number it is, it got mixed up : /) # ??
Drink LSD thinking it's water.
[QUOTE=QuikSilvers;16075252]no, no, [B]NO.[/B] PQNY, yours is actually 66. FP can't count worth shit.[/QUOTE]
Of course FP can't count.....ITS A FUCKING WEBSITE!!
have a laser printer fall on your head
[QUOTE=Hoboholic;16075341]Of course FP can't count.....ITS A FUCKING WEBSITE!![/QUOTE]
it's*
derp
[QUOTE=QuikSilvers;16075372]it's*
derp[/QUOTE]
I guess you should also take into account that "Can't count worth shit" isn't even an acceptable sentence.
Unless of course your a dumbass
#70. Killed while falling out of a plane and flattening QuickSilvers with boulder strapped to my stomach
[QUOTE=Hoboholic;16075464]I guess you should also take into account that "Can't count worth shit" isn't even an acceptable sentence.
Unless of course your a dumbass[/QUOTE]
you're*
herp
[QUOTE=QuikSilvers;16075478]you're*
herp[/QUOTE]
Just fuck off asshole and stop derailing the thread.
#71 Being run over by a slow moving car...
71. A black hole is formed in your stomach
72. Blowing yourself the fuck up.
73. Falling down stairs
74. Throwing yourself infront of a plane turbine, quickly being sucked in whole then in bits out the back.
75. crit rocket
not
77. Fighting a bear
78. Watching Twilight.
79. Having my brain eaten from the inside out by a parasite.
Okay, not really. Falling or getting nuked.
80. Trieing to hump a badger
81. Eating 3-Inch nails.
82. [QUOTE=LlamaMaster;15551843]I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I get some really nasty looking cum.
Like, "bottom of the balls" quality cum, with clear yellow goo-balls mixed in with my sickly yellow-ish ejaculation.
Other times I get some worthless liquid, and still others I get cum that looks perfectly normal.[/QUOTE]
83. Eating your own brains while still being alive.
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/Sdpu_D8SHFI/AAAAAAAAejQ/bPeDsftx2gA/s400/hannibal+kill+bill.jpg[/img]
video here:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noupHDxmUTE[/media]
84. Get raped by a bear.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrrGNEDZQFA[/media]
Skip to about 2:50 thats when the fight starts
Painlessly.
[QUOTE=Binladen34;16083579][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrrGNEDZQFA[/media]
Skip to about 2:50 thats when the fight starts[/QUOTE]
Pause it at 3:59, that's where the best part is.
Cancer
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