85. Overthrowing a fascist totalitarian dictatorship
Threesome on my 100th Birthday :smug:
Losing oxygen supply when that 5th cock is shoved in your mouth.
Do not want.
While your trying to get a good look at the neighbor undressing you lean in into their window to try to get a better look and the window mysteriously drops down and chops your head off.
86. Choking on a sticky note
87. Reading a thread like this and die from stupidity
Playing drums at a rock concert and hitting yourself in the head with your drumstick and then an-heroing because you failed.
Mistaking a bunch of metal tacks for tic-tacs, and you ate the whole carton.
Throwing a decent sized rock up in the air and trying to Football (NOT AMERICAN) head hit.
Playing American football.
Get pounced by a hunter as the last survivor right before you reach the saferoom.
play a shitty game like l4d
Getting kicked in the face by an ARMY RANGER YEAH
Not play an awesome game like L4D and misspell Playing then edit it.
Getting a paper-cut, then gradually over time, build infection until my immune system is too weak to even fight off the sniffles, then, getting the zombie swine flu, and hopefully become a special infected so i would be harder to kill. :D
[QUOTE=Tokii;16090817]Getting a paper-cut, then gradually over time, build infection until my immune system is too weak to even fight off the sniffles, then, getting the zombie swine flu, and hopefully become a special infected so i would be harder to kill. :D[/QUOTE]
Boomers are the easiest to kill though... I hope you become a boomer
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Run into these two
[QUOTE=Binladen34;16091375]Boomers are the easiest to kill though... I hope you become a boomer [/QUOTE]
Yeah, but boomers can fuck you up when you kill them. So i hope you (someday) become a common infected. Easy to kill. No consequences.
[QUOTE=Tokii;16091587]Yeah, but boomers can fuck you up when you kill them. So i hope you (someday) become a common infected. Easy to kill. No consequences.[/QUOTE]
Fuck being infected period Im gonna be hunk, also I like boomers its the only infected I ever played in L4D the rest suck
Getting sucked into a tornado after I drive a car laden with data-capturing devices straight into it.
Hey, if i'm gonna die, it's gonna contribute to something.
i shall be turned into small giblets by jumping into the thrust of a jet engine
?:Build your own plane and attempt to break the sound barrier. Trust me, the barrier isn't what's gonna break.
?+1:Fail at doing a barrel roll.
Build a research center on Mars and name it Union Aerospace and hire some satanic employees, stupid shits, and mexicans who will do all the work for cheap. Wait 136 years, Profit!
Oh yeah and dont hire a bad ass marine who would really destroy everything in his path to get home
88. Get bored to death responding to this thread
89. Go down a hill on a snowboard and when you fall and are about to get your head cut off by your board, get hit by a low flying plane.
Learn facepunch to count,and die in teh process.
Be a Hero.
spend all my money on drugs and them go get completely jacked up on tham and go skydiving wothout a parachute
92. Forgetting what you were gonna post.
This just happened to me. :buddy:
Except I'm not dead.
Spontaneous human combustion, but in the middle of a really crowded area like a Mall or something so a whole bunch of people get to see it and cause panic and confusion.
Getting Shot by a elephant gun
94. ripped to shreds by a giant roomba.
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