• ITT: We write short stories for the above avatar
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one day the cookie monster ate a cookie there was poison in the cookie cookie monster died the end
He played the guitar, Rocked out into the flames, Cause awesomeness and destruction, And he's a hero. Cause he ain't looin' back at DA BOOM. TEM MORAEIL OF TEH STORAI: Carry a guitar with you, Become a hero.
The waffle was happy. The end.
One day a little boy wandered into a factory that makes waffles. The poor little bastard got caught in one of the machine and was turned into a waffle. From this day forth he has no hope of any love, or education. This little boy is forced to smile everyday because of his mutation, thanks to that fucking factory. [editline]10:38PM[/editline] Fucking ninja'd
One day a kid had a Afro...After a while he froze in time.
A duck decided to blow [insert unknown thing here] up. The duck wired a detonator to [insert unknown thing here] and blew it to smithereens. The end.
there once was a duck. He was at the pond, eating the bread that was kindly being tossed to the. Then. all of the sudden, someone tossed a moldy piece of bread. The Duck rage quitted, stalked them to their home and carefully placed dynamite around the structure/gaslines surrounding the house and... fucking ninja :ninja:
There once was a fox, he wasn't like other foxes. Ever since he was born he could shoot lasers that say PEW PEW on them out of his mouth.
One day the demoman got tired of his smiley face on his crotch, so he replaced it with one with its tongue sticking out.
one day, justin bieber got fucked in the ass by a panda bear,
once upon a time one guy thought that he had the best avatar ever but he really didn't because it actually kind of sucked the end(?)
One day a flying spaghetti flew down to earth. Then he dropped a 32 gig usb. On that usb was an amazing avatar [editline]10:03PM[/editline] Fucking ninjas!
A disturbed teen thought to himself, "MAYBE IF I DRESS UP AS A POKEYMAN MY DADDY WILL STOP BEATING ME" It didn't work.
The Aggron discovered a new form of nourishment: [b]hearts...[/b]:devil:
Once apon a time someone was trippin on acid and made megaman
One time, a robot looked through a window.
One day, a man was going to rape another man, and he bestowed a rape face.
One day, a horse was covered In ink and laid down on a sheet of paper.
One day Daniels father made him cry. "You wont make me cry anymore, daddy.." And he strung his fathers organs on the walls like Christmas lights.
One day an went to the store and was born. He then went to stores in the United Stores Of America
Dangit Bobby
Agnl that was beautiful. One day Hank Hill and his wife fucked.
then died. The End... YOUR NEXT
And Hank Hill was finally satisfied with his son.
One day an extremely famished horse was walking down a path, kicking rocks, then he died of dysentery. [quote]died of dysentery.[/quote] old underrated meme right there
BUT THATS WHERE I POOP FROM caps
Once upon a time, a man wanted his own unique avatar. He googled around, but never found one to his liking. He then decided to make his own. The End.
The monkey was then shot, decapitated, skinned, cooked, chopped up, and served in a fancy fucking restaurant in some foreign country. Probably France or something.
The pokemon lived happily in his little cave until some asshole barged in and made his own pokemon attack him, then he stuffed the guy into a tiny ball and forced him to fight for him. The end
He smiled, grinning evily. TO BE CONTINUED...?
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