There was japaneese pictah. And it was kewl.
THA END?
Was once an awesome face, but then they ninja'd him and he's is disgruntled.The end.
I think you can sorta tell what mine is...
Want a story for Toothless? Go watch the movie then.
wanted to fly away but was stopped in flight my me!!!!!
EDIT: damn posted just too late
The town was suddenly invaded my garden gnomes, and the one above me was the leader so the hole world was captured and is now ruled by garden gnomes.
I man with hope, playing his guitar by the street. Getting money and donating it to the orphans. Playing blues, since the 80's.
once upon a time someone thought he was witty but he wasn't
One day, blue faced guy woke up. He was supposed to go to work.
But then he got high.
a young boy grew up, alone, ina desolate city. He raised himself, taking care of his younger sister, fighting roving gangs, constantly warring in the postapocalyptic wasteland that was once hte city of baltimore (i think it still is). in time he grew contemplativeo f the lifestyle, of fighting, of the constant struggle that is life, the drug trade, the debauchery. He continued in this ever-longer, unable to break the endless cycle, growing more and more desperate each day for difference for change.
One day, his sister went out of hte house ot forage for food, and he heard a scream. He saw two men, attacking her, trying to steal the turnips she had just picked from the gardens. He screamed and grabbed a discarded stick, trudging over furiously, protective instincts engaging like almost an animal protecting its young.
He swung on the first man, a solid crack of the wood, and the blow landed smugly on the man's arm. he bounded back, eyes wide in surprise, face a solid wall of pain. The boy turned and swung on the other man, but he had already swung on him, the blows landing at the same time; a solid crack of a fist across the boy's jaw marked a clean break, but hte other man dropped, dazed. He grabbed his sister and the valuable turnips, and they fled to the house.
When inside, she turned on a light and gasped at the damage that had been done to her older brother's face. "Goodness...I can't let you keep doing this for me! That's it! You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror; if anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
One day Yotsuba was kidnapped and brutally raped by many men at once. After hours of non-stop sex, a bullet was fired between her eyes, ending the life of the poor girl.
The end.
one day I was ninjad so I snipped my post
@[B]red repeater[/B]
In a neighborhood, far far from here, there was a cat. The cat had the brain of Einstein, and did unbelievable things in secret.
One day zombies and aliens attacked this neighborhood. The car created a super power detector, and looked at the alien spaceship.
It said "over 9k"
The cat repeated loudly in cat launguage "MOEW MOEW 9000!!!!!!!!!!"
Drudge through F.E.A.R. and the sequel if you need the story on Alma.
Evolution created some ugly pokemon.
This pokemon eats hearts.
END
Almas story . . .
Its just too long :)
And too awesome.
One day italics560 was walking along side the beach, then suddenly I popped up in front of him and shoved a CD in his mouth with the picture of that rather smug dog on it saying 'deal with it' with amazingly cool glasses on.
So i then proceeded to tell him to look at it. [B]NAOW[/B] so he went home and put it in his computer and saw this 'Smug Dog' and decided that he would make a better picture.
Next day he started making pictures, although they sucked, he had on great idea! To make a sandwich! And this is how it all started. He got bored and made an avatar that said "This
Is
The Best
Avatar
Ever."
Out of Pure laziness.[BTW the sandwich was full of keyboard keys]
TL;DR:
P.S i was'nt ninja'd i just wanted to write it for that avatar
Blah Blah Blah
Once upon a time a little nugget of insanity decided to shoot up the local supermarket.
There were no survivors.
A peanut shot other peanuts and ate their blood(peanut butter)
One day,
one day, they shot lassie and he was doomed to run down the neverending hallway in hell
the end
One day, I lost the game.
THE END.
in my dream
i am the star.
its me
One day, a lemon was dropped from a crate into a batch of nuclear waste. It then developed awesome lemon super powers, and the uncanny ability to smile.
Corey_Faure was playing Sims like he does every single fucking day and decided to make himself an avatar.
He was a furry, he decided to eat a radioactive cookie and suddenly his mother yelled,
"HOLY FUCK HE TURNING INTO A LOVING ROBOT!" and then that poor litle man had to use oil as anal lube.
Read this in a Solid Snake voice: One day some fag went outside. His name Mr. Downs. He got a haircut, some dumb glasses, and went home. The end.
lol firefox
Once upon a time, a dapper little man was frolicking in a meadow. The birds were singing (an act not much different to singing very direct love songs or cat calls) and the wind was at a speed not too high as to remove your hat, umbrella, or various facial features, and not to low as to allow your kites to plummet to the earth. Unexpectedly, about five men of varying degrees of musculature (five degrees of the "brick shithouse" extreme of the spectrum, to be exact), popped up from behind several massive flowers. The scrawniest of the five made a lunging grab for the gentleman's back, managing a surprisingly good hold as the other four closed in. Struggling vainly, the young man waved his cane around in an attempt to break free, to resoundingly no avail. Soon enough, the four thugs not restraining the little man had their pants off, and massive, throbbing erections that could split a truck in twain. The largest of the group uttered an odd grunting noise as he plunged his meat tree into the poor man's anus. The other three soon followed, jamming their penises into various other orifices. The human in peril was being torn apart by so many things being jammed into it. After at least a minute and about fifteen thrusts (it could be safely said that the innards of a gentleman are very comfortable for a raging penis), each of the four rapist thugs pulled their dicks out of the man's orifices, and sprayed the smallest one restraining it in a layer of thick cum. Depressingly, the dapper gentleman was late for his mid-day fox hunt, and, as such, was made into a laughingstock and eventually executed for crimes against formality.
One day there was this hand or something and it got skinned or something the end.
I suck at this.
Quite simple, actually. Loved to make long sticks and wrap himself up in bandages.
one day there was something black.
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