• ITT: We write short stories for the above avatar
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Suttles was tripping absolute balls, and this is what he saw...
FIRST THERE WAS THIS DINOSAUR AND THEN IT GOT LONELY SO IT TRIED TO LOVE A SMALL THING BUT THE SMALL THING DIED SO THE DINOSAUR LOVED A BIG THING BUT THE BIG THING WAS TOO BIG SO THE DINOSAUR DECIDED TO LOVE [B][I]YOU[/B][/I] :v:
Once upon a time there was a weird avatar that looks like a hand with legs and no skin that was running across a field until it caught fire. It then rained ice-creams for 42 days straight and then all world hunger vanished. The end.
One day a character from Unreal Tournament was photographed and used as an avatar on facepunch. The end.
one day a mummy got hungry
one day, a dog found shades so awesome, he got a million of them. the end
getgetgetgetgetgetget over it [editline]06:00PM[/editline] Ninjas
One day a bunch of green lines attacked an upside down U. The end.
one day a mummy ate a carrot
One day a dog started to make a monochromatic rainbow made of sunglasses and it then got bored and died of cancer. End.
one day i was walking down the street and then i turned into some wierd thing and died
One day indiano jones made of lego found a lego brick the end
The unfunny meme learned the meaning of Christmas
One upon a time a forum user decided to take a picture of his avatar. And took a picture of that, again and again several times. And thus the world ended.
One day a fellow said something disconcerting, his friend was not amused. [QUOTE=wug;24204707] [QUOTE]died of dysentery[/QUOTE]. old underrated meme right there[/QUOTE] Heh, I remeber that.
Once a horse turned into a skeleton [QUOTE=Sobotnik;24252213]One upon a time a forum user decided to take a picture of his avatar. And took a picture of that, again and again several times. And thus the world ended.[/QUOTE] Wrong. I was very high on ecstasy and I made this thing in Paint.NET looked really fucking cool so repeated it 3 times and it looked even cooler. I should change it soon, it isn't that great when you're not rolling.
Once upon a time a lad found a golden wrench, but little did he know that it was actually made out of australium! The australium made him hallucinate and do things which had never been done before. This avatar isn't one of those things. He got high and made an avatar which includes his name three times for the hell of it. The end.
Finally, Von had gotten the hat he was waiting for. He then proceeded to show it off to everybody when in reality nobody gave a shit.
It was some time and the dinosaur still had no love so he got angry and decided to rape you and it hurt like being hit by a bat so you cried
A man was drunk and decided to walk into a community college Art 2 class. He decided to grab paper and ripped the paper into many pieces. Then he jizzed on it.
One day, someone made a boring bland avatar in MS Paint in an attempt to be clever. The end.
One day A king Put on shades and said "FUCK YEAH" the end
Knuckles ate a peanut one day. He is allergic to it, and his lips swell up.
There was a dark cave/hole-thing and there were eyes peering out of it. One of them stepped forward and scared the viewer.
One day someone got [B][I]REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYY[/I][/B] close to the camera, then photoshopped the picture.
One day some king or some shit did some shit nobody can see and smiled at the camera or some shit. The edn
@Mister Sandman: Once upon a land, far, far away, there a king lived in his old, torn down castle. The village of which the castle was located was only small, but his loyal servants in the village were happy to provide their great king with new gifts and devices in hope of pleasing him, and that they be rewarded. One morning, on a hot summers day, One of the villagers made the king a new kind of device. They knew the king didn't like sunlight, so they made him something like what no one had ever seen before; A pair of sunglasses. The king was so pleased at this gift, he rewarded the villager with a royal cookie, and smiled at him from his thrown. I knew I would be Ninja'd. One day a good artist scanned his picture into a computer and uploaded it as an avatar, the end.
One day a bald sweaty guy went to work and made some money. Then he got some exercise and rogaine foam.
One day a planet. The end.
their once was a thing that poked shit with a carrot the end
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