Sneezing and burping at the same time is like being strangled by a snake.
[QUOTE=REMBER;25727839] like being strangled by a snake.[/QUOTE]
I hate it when that happens.
While having orgasm.
I love sneezing. I'm not private about it and I [U]never[/U] try to hold it in.
When I sneeze, I do it as loudly and violently I possibly can.
It's like a mini-orgasm each time, and I fucking love it.
There is no such thing as sneezing at the worst possible time, however laughing at the worst possible time, fx a funeral, is worthy of a suicide :suicide:
When it doesn't quite go like a sneeze and scrapes across the back of your throat.
Or when it comes all unexpected and goes with a backlash that gives you a neck ache for the next 5 days.
I'm also not sure if this is a common "problem", but whenever I get aroused I sneeze, it's kind of annoying. :v:
Sneezed when I had to shit. Had to buy new fucking sheets...
[QUOTE=Eli Vance;25722170]Sneezing with bloody nose. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Is this you?
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I sneeze really loudly when I'm about to jizz. Fapping is impossible. :smith:
i was walking through the airport in mexico city, at about 8,500 feet elevation (i just came from sea level)
i felt a sneeze coming on, and i decided to let it go, since i enjoy sneezing.
next thing i know, my WHITE shirt is covered in mucusy blood.
fuck bloody noses.
Sneezing after taking a pinch of snuff. Annoying as fuck.
When middle of a story.
"So i ask this guy whAT HGEHPSF FAHBAN DHATN HAAPTSHCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
When you're holding your nose and tryingto blow your nose.
You know, to make your ears pop?
When you're holding in a shit that's prairie doggin out your ass cause you don't want to use a public bathroom.
I often sneeze at random times. I hate it when I'm trying to eat foods since it often gets lodged into my nose then I gotta either inhale it or sneeze again to get it out
Sneezing during Oral Sex
my sneezing sounds like gunshots :saddowns: it lies in the family
When my best friend was told he had HIV... :smith:
When driving on a busy highway.
Sneezing when you're holding in diarrhea...
sneezing [b]WHILE[/B] sneezing FUCKING HURTSS.
If you say 'pineapple' when you need to sneeze, it usually stops the sneeze from happening. Don't do it too much though because it ends up making you feel crappy. This also works if you have a brain freeze from a slurpee or whatever. The N and L sounds have your tongue pushed against the roof of your mouth and that supposedly stops it. It works about half the time for me.
Hold your eyes open and you wont sneeze next time. It works 100% of the time but you look like a retarded crack baby.
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There is no such thing as sneezing at the worst possible time[/QUOTE]
You are a very closed minded person to think that.
Sneezing when you have a conversation.
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it works for me, it'll probably work for you too!
When you just got in the door from a long day at work, and you have to take the biggest shit ever.
So you're running to the bathroom - but wait. You have to sneeze.
You sneeze.
As soon as you relax your bowels, you spill your ass-cream all over the rug.
That shit don't come out.
I sneezed while I was examining the edge of my knife.
I've got a pretty cool scar on my eyebrow now.
Sneezing during orgasm is p. cool
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