Granted but its made of paper.
I wish for a detonator for my WMD.
Granted but your press the button just to realized your WMD is under you.
I wish I could shit fire out my ass!
Granted. It kills you though.
I wish for a rip in space time.
granted but you cant access it
i wish for world peace
Granted but all the hungry people kill and eat your corpse.
I wish I could wish for something.
Granted, but you get drunk/high and wish for a massive pile of keys.
I wish for about five hundred tires.
Granted but they're all used from a town with roads made out of horse urine.
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I wish for rainbows and unicorns.
Granted, but you tire of them.
I wish I could eat squirrels.
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[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;19623009]Granted, but you tire of them.
I wish I could eat squirrels.
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FFFFFFUUUUUUUU I'M LATE[/QUOTE]
Granted but the squirrels listen to sexy music all night and theres 8000 more to eat.
I wish I had $3.24
Granted, but those are manopoly money instead.
I wish I could jump high.
Granted, you jump so high you brake earths orbit and suffocate in space.
I wish I had the power to corrupt wishes.
Granted, but all of your wishes become corrupted as a result of this.
I wish I was the king of the world.
Granted but the peasants revolt under your tyrannical rule and de-throne you.
I wish for a pony.
granted but the pony lost it's legs in a horrible accident involving bear traps....
I wish i was a gold member
Granted, then you realize it's actually brown member. It turns out facepunch has taken a massive shit upon your name and given you access to 2 new forums, One of which will most likely get you banned if you post in it.
I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you turn into a fish right where you are, on dry land. You can't breathe and you die.
I wish for nothing.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;19600962]Granted but she's a spy[/QUOTE]
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But you get a package in the mail
I wish for facepunch to go down for a month
since you didn't want anything your whole life is now corrupted :downs:
i wish for a vagina
Granted, you go on a date, take her home, and find out that she has a dick.
I wish for a bigger monitor
granted. but its filled with bugs that manage to slip in
i wish for a better cpu with the best cooling
granted but the cpu is slow
i wish for a bullet proof Nissan Skyline GT-R35 that can shoot missles,sonic booms and has 2 miniguns on the front that doesn't need any fuel to run
^ granted, but it needs a special kind of fuel found in Pluto
i wished for a piece of gum
Granted, but it's been under a chair.
I wish for a racecar.
but it's not yours.
I wish i was goldmember
Too bad.
I wish I had some more porn sites. And not gay/fat/old/child porn either.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;19632753]Too bad.
I wish I had some more porn sites. And not gay/fat/old/child porn either.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but all of the penises, vagina, and breasts are gangrene.
I wish for a race car that's mine.
Granted but it goes 7 miles per hour.
I wish for a tin can.
Granted, but the tin can catches on fire whenever you touch it.
I wish I had a girlfriend who loved me for who I am and is beautiful, blond, 5'6", likes heavy metal, is a professional at sex and at kissing, and will never break up with me.
:smug:
[QUOTE=DSG;19634263]Granted, but the tin can catches on fire whenever you touch it.
I wish I had a girlfriend who loved me for who I am and is beautiful, blond, 5'6", likes heavy metal, is a professional at sex and at kissing, and will never break up with me.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
Granted but her greatest desire is for you to do a Hawaiian Dicking to her, killing her.
I wish for a [b]fast[/b] race car that's mine.
Granted, but the steering wheel doesn't work
I wish my dam laptop's HDD would stop fucking up...
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