• Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, but the clipping mechanism requires you to be [i]unbreakably welded to lady gaga[/i] I wish to spend a day with Keith.
Keith's dead. I wish furries died from fur cancer.
Granted, but your dog dies. I wish I knew how to cure death.
Granted, but due to a heart disease you are in constant excruciating pain and cannot die. Seawater was drinkable.
Granted, but we ran out of seawater. A girl :C
Granted but shes fat wish for a Dt-50
Granted, except it's bright pink and the wheels are square. I wish the world ended.
Granted, but we moved to mars. I wish for a diamond.
Granted, but it replaces one of your eyes. I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but all those Wishes have to be bad ones. I wish there would be a flying cat.
Granted. but Penis Cupcake comes and eats it up. I wish for a bottle of whiskey and 300$.
granted, but the bottle was empty and the 300$ fake i wish for a new pc
Granted, it's my old pc. It's got 50 gigs hard space, no graphics card and less than 512mb ram. I wish I was killed in a really painful way.
Granted, but you get raped anally by a dickgirl in the middle of it. I wish for some instant ramen.
granted, its infected with rat poison i wish that im smart as einstien
Granted, but you're to busy being on facepunch to do anything. I wish for a pony.
Granted, but the only pony's you can get have AIDS I wish for a fucking AC-130 so I can bomb some fags
Granted but it's filled with pillows I wish that the first thread of this would finish. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=808023[/url]
Granted, but the fags want to be OP's and won't finish the thread. I want to have a Vintage Tyrolean.
Granted, but someone hacks your steam account and you don't get it back. I wish i had telekenesis.
Granted, but it only works on Tuesdays. I wish I have a dollar.
Granted but it's stolen from a bank so you are arrested I wish the person below me and the person above me enjoy a sandvich
Granted, but you receive Monopoly money. I wish for a working, top of the line computer that instantly appears next to me and is completely intact upon arrival with over 500+ games on it.
Granted, but I rape you. I wish for the world to end killing every thing including me.
Done but everyone is reincarnated in a few seconds I wish for my avatar to be set on fire
You die with it. I wish for pizza.
Granted, but it's only 1 slice. I wish for a woman.
granted but shes as ugly as hell i wish i was uncoruptably happy
your so happy you turn gay i wish i had a £5
Granted but you didn't get £5, you got 5lbs. I wish i had a sonic screwdriver.
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