• Corrupt a Wish
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granted but it explodes in your hand i wish for a mc chicken
Granted, but it's still from McDonald's. I wish for a second pair of arms.
Granted but they have their own minds and bitch slap you on a regular basis I wish for the user below to bitch slap hezzy
Granted, but you get bitchslapped by the ban hammer. I wish for something that I would enjoy in my present state of mind at the time of this post being written.
I can't corrupt your wish because it's too late for my brain to process what you mean so I'm going to assume you meant you wanted a bunch of hot chicks awaiting you in your bedroom on your birthday. Granted but they all have penises and you find out too late. I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.
Granted, but you yourself become corrupted by its power. Such is my counter to those types of wishes. I wish for a hand grenade that spreads happiness.
[QUOTE=piddlezmcfuz;19677774]Granted, but you yourself become corrupted by its power. Such is my counter to those types of wishes. I wish for a hand grenade that spreads happiness.[/QUOTE] Granted but it has a dick attached to it that makes everyone gay in the world for no reason. I think about wishing but don't. Corrupt that :smug:
Your head explodes from too much thinking about your next wish. I wish people would start checking their spelling and grammar properly.
Granted, but now you have atrocious spelling and grammar. I wish I had direct control over the internet.
Granted, but someone killed you and took that control. I wish for 99 more wishes.
Granted but they can't be things that you want. I wish for a comfy chair.
Granted, but its so comfy you can't get up to use the bathroom I wish it would snow.
Granted but you are eternally snowed in so you slowly starve to death I wish something good would happen to the person below me
Granted but is turned gay by a grenade that spreads happiness. I wish for gay porn
Granted, but you're banned so you can't view it. I wish for a blowjob from my last girlfriend.
Due to a little mistake, the wish was sent as 'I wish for a blowjob from my last friend' I wish that I could fuck everyone I would like to
Granted, but she has grown foot long teeth with razor blade edges. I wish for my wish not be corrupted. Have fun with that one. [editline]09:21PM[/editline] Rarr, :ninja:'d
Granted. ... Crap, what am I supposed to say to that I wish I had a 24 pack of Dr. Pepper.
granted, but the bottles/ cans are empty i wish for my wish to be corrupted
Granted, but the corruption spreads into people's wishes for Episode 3 and make it shit. I wish for Black Mesa Source to come out.
Granted it turns out to be shit. I wish for a new mouse.
Granted but its an actual live mouse. I wish that I would never be tired at school anymore.
Granted, but you never need to sleep and therefore go insane. I wish for the ability to see in the ultraviolet spectrum.
[QUOTE=piddlezmcfuz;19698751]Granted, but you never need to sleep and therefore go insane. I wish for the ability to see in the ultraviolet spectrum.[/QUOTE] You can, but then you go blind. I wish I had a pair of mangoes to throw
Granted, but your arms are amputated. I wish I had some pot.
Granted but you end up smoking yourself retarded. (good thing) I wish i wasn't bored.
Granted, but you have to live with massive pain for the rest of your life. I wish the 2010'ers were gone.
Granted, but the 2011'ers come! Onoes! I wish that I had a wish that I wished to corrupt.
Granted, but the wish is to stay alive. You end up with some terrible disease for the rest of your life. I wish for the Hydra Chip to come out.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;19700165]Granted, but the wish is to stay alive. You end up with some terrible disease for the rest of your life. I wish for the Hydra Chip to come out.[/QUOTE] Granted, but I don't know what the hell that is. I wish that it was summer.
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