• Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, but you must spend it playing football, THE WHOLE TIME! Wishes it was winter.
Fine, but global climate change actually did what it's supposed to for once and now you're buried under 6 feet of heavy, wet, sticky snow. I wish for a blaster rifle, similar to those seen in star wars, and fully functioning, one which requires no ammunition. It must not be broken, and nothing may die. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Eric Blank;19700248]Fine, but global climate change actually did what it's supposed to for once and now you're buried under 6 feet of heavy, wet, sticky snow. I wish for a blaster rifle, similar to those seen in star wars, and fully functioning, one which requires no ammunition. It must not be broken, and nothing may die. :colbert:[/QUOTE] you accidentally shoot off your dick with it and live the rest of your life with a fully functioning star wars blaster but NO FUCKING PENIS [editline] fuck all of you reading this, im not sorry, i hope your mom gets syphilis[/editline] oh my god i am sorry i just ruined the game because i didnt post my wish fuck im sorry guys... im crying....
Welcome to ninja'd. I wish for a much better computer.
Granted, but it's alien and the text is in moonspeak. I wish for a tail that has a hand on the end so I can scratch my back with it.
Granted, but it explodes a day after. I wish I could think of a wish. Edit: Ninja'd.. Oh well. It works for the above wish.
[QUOTE=piddlezmcfuz;19700404]Granted, but it's alien and the text is in moonspeak. I wish for a tail that has a hand on the end so I can scratch my back with it.[/QUOTE] Granted, but it has no joints and it's on the front of your body. I wish I had a better chair right now.
Granted, but it's made out of old wicker and snaps when you sit in it. I wish I had 1599 more posts.
Granted, but then Garry takes 1000 dollars from your account, and then you become poor. I wish I knew Spanish.
Granted, but all people who speak Spanish, excluding awesome people, randomly die. I wish I wasn't so bored.
[QUOTE=Confused111;19700645]Granted, but then Garry takes 1000 dollars from your account, and then you become poor. I wish I knew Spanish.[/QUOTE] Hahaha. Then I could post on "Oh fuck oh fuck we're gonna be poor I'm crying!". @Above wish: Granted, but to cure your boredom, a goat is summoned from the nether. You need to keep the goat. [editline]07:55PM[/editline] Forgot my wish. I wish I had shares in Blizzard. [editline]07:56PM[/editline] Blizzard being "Blizzard Entertainment Inc." - The creator (and maintainer) of World of Warcraft.
Blizzard suddenly goes bankrupt. I want a new desk.
Granted, but the desk lights on fire and burns your house down the next day. I wish I had 12 glazed donuts.
Granted, but you become so incredibly fat you can't move at all. I wish for a block of concrete.
[QUOTE=Sitkero;19701203]Granted, but you become so incredibly fat you can't move at all. I wish for a block of concrete.[/QUOTE] From 12 donuts? Granted, but it's liquid and you are sucked into it. I wish for a lunchtime serving of perfectly cooked fried chicken.
granted, but there is an alligator in your chicken. i wish for my college's website restriction software to allow any site.
granted but they block your computer I wish I had a computer.
granted, but the computer is actually a nuclear bomb. you, your family, and millions of other people perish. i want a new car!
Granted, but your new car is an dump truck. I would like a hat
Granted its a hobo hat I wish for the Square root of -1
granted but the result alters the fabric of reality... all die... I wish for a laptop that doesn't overheat...
Granted. But it always underheats. I wish for pie.
Granted, but it freezes into a block o' ice. I wish my airconditioner wasn't so noisy. NINJA! Granted, but it's made of snake.
Granted it falls out the ceiling and on to your car I wish for -1x5=dickgirl
Granted, but as a result of this new math, all the math you currently know becomes obsolete. I wish I had a bowl of untainted, cooked rice.
Granted, but some hungry hobo steals it from you. I wish I was a bootiful butterfly...
[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;19700197]Granted, but I don't know what the hell that is. I wish that it was summer.[/QUOTE] Basically, it allows you to use crossfire/sli between different brands and generations of cards. :iia:
[QUOTE=gamerguy99;19748092]Granted, but some hungry hobo steals it from you. I wish I was a bootiful butterfly...[/QUOTE] Granted, But the Butterfly Releases a Poisonous toxin in the air every 5 seconds I Wish that This Wish could not be Corrupted! HA!!!!
Granted, but the wish didn't give you anything so there was no fucking point. I wish someone randomly walked up to me tomorrow and handed me 10,000 real United States Dollars that isn't stolen or tainted, and without any exceptions or terms on ever paying it back.
Granted, but you'll be cursed with boredom, and you have nothing to with the money. I know it was bad, I wish that... Facepunch would be organized better :D
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